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Green Left Weekly sez Gloria Jeans is homophobic! Well!

(Also: LOL at my work allowing me to look at GLW and post about it on a board. GOD MY WORK IS SO DULL AND BORING.)

Gloria Jean's is owned by some Hillsong crackpot nouveaux-Jesus mob, so not surprising. One of a number of reasons I don't go there.

Yeah, I just found that out. Not that I would ever go there. I wonder what their major customer base, the emos, think?

emos + pensioners

Coffee is the appetite suppressant that keeps emo twinks in shape.

"You have 1 new friend request!"

Click DENY

Oh shit, wrong button.

Oh well, this guy might have the Mornington Crescent app.

So incredibly bored.

Think of people worse off than you.

Like, say, the kids on Big Brother.

nfi who's in there this year, for the first time ever.

I've usually been successful in avoiding it for most years but this year both my housemate and my bizzare Kiwi friend have forced me to watch it.

ugh, worst year to jump in. Enlighten me.

From what I gather, this week they're trying to play up a relationship between a middle class physiotherapist from Adelaide and a bogan abattoir worker from Dubbo. Before you ask, the former is male and the latter is female. This is in between that dude from Queer Eye From The Straight Eye (HELLO FOUR YEARS AGO) turning up.

It's a pretty dull bunch apart from the azn guy and the dude with the high voice.

Is the porn midget woman still in it?

Aha yeah, I heard about high-voice dude. Putting Carson Cressley in there would have to be the wtfest moment in BB ever.

they also had party kid twatto in it too.

And also the Eileen Grey adjustable table.
http://www.bbstore.com.au/item.aspx?item_id=248

O_o

Porn midget woman broke her leg in the first week!

And here's proof that Party Boy Corey is a genius: http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2008/05/corey-handcuffed-after-party-night.html

YOU'RE THE MOST FAMOUS SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE NOTICED TRYING TO ENTER A GOLD COAST NIGHTCLUB WITH A FAKE ID

Big Brother 3D Cube

Next week: Big Brother Clothes Peg

The Big Brother 3D Cube has massive retro appeal and is suitable for most age groups. With 9,839 possible solutions it'll be sure to keep you entertained for hours. UNLIKE BIG BROTHER.

I was srsly thinking about buying that table, I googled it and was shocked to find that the big brother website was the first result.

Still amazed that there's a BB store.

$45 for a T shirt that says 'I don't think so'

probably irony

I'm loving the $10,000 Bali hut they're selling. God bless the mining/trades boom and the wave of cashed up bogans with extended credit that follows.

Oh, apparently the chick who got evicted just last Sunday will have her norgs out in one them classy magazines next week. Who says Australian television doesn't develop new young talent?

This thread is gonna be epic.

WAIT UNTIL I POST THE NORGS NEXT WEEK

What is the norgs?

Rock formation in Western Australia

what is bogan?

white trash y'all

I'm smarter, now!

Are you really going to post the norgs?

As soon as they shoot them norgs, I shall post them. I am a man of my word!

Wait, is this norgs or just lady skin with watermelons rammed up the inside?

If you want to be pedantic, the latter. The only chick with real proper big norgs on the show this year don't want to show them.

Now I will use bogan in one of my favorite sentences of all time: "Ugg moccasins are something bogan slappers wear to the gas station."

lolp3 has no cohesive idle banter thread because those threads are hella sucky.

otm

roxy you can unlock if u want