Ask John Edwards

Mr. Edwards,

What is your response to this internet comment:

This "man" is a pig. I hope Elizabeth throws him out and his children disown him. She doesn't deserve to spend the last months of her life with such trash. This isn't a mistake. A mistake is forgetting the dry cleaning, burning dinner. This is a choice he made. He choose to place himself in close proximity to this woman, he chose to go to bed with her, he chose to be in her hotel room at 2:40 a.m. and he chose to continue to cheat with her even with his wife dying of cancer. You can't get any lower than that. Politicians, take care of the people at home before you spout off about how much you care for the poor. Character is revealed by how you treat the people closest to you. John Edwards has revealed he has none.
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Thanks,
Jordan

Jordan-

Reading things like that make me want to put my earbuds in, thumb the click-wheel to "M.I.A. - Paper Planes," turn up the volume, and just tune out for a few minutes.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Mr. Edwards,

I agree about "Paper Planes". Did you purchase it on iTunes?

Thanks again,
Jordan

Jordan-

I believe i downloaded it from a blog.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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JE,

now that you're going to be out of the public eye, will you grow a beard, get fat and start talking about the environment?

-deej

Dear Johnny Reid,

Was it good? Rate that punanny on a scale of one to ten.

Your ol' friend,
The Rev. Freddy Mackson

Deej-

I am currently awaiting a delivery from PapaJohn's, but will most likely grow out my hair, not my beard.

The jury is still out on the Environment. Global warming is way controversial, you know?

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Reverend Mackson-

There are some things gentlemen don't discuss.

But dude, come on:

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Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear John Edwards,

Do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG I LOVE RIBS/BACON/CORNDOGS/FRIED CHICKEN shit nowadays?

Importanant shit,
The Reverend

Reverend-

Worrying about whether people on the internet are "fronting" with regard to their proclaimed love of certain foods is a little bit gay, don't you think?

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear former Sen. John Edwards,

You and Bill Clinton ever go out tomcatting together?

Also, is it true you are the son of a mill worker?

Thanks in advance,

a dude on the internet

Dear J. Edz,

What would you have done if you had become the Democratic party's presidential nominee and this affair came to light?

So sincurr wit it,
A concerned/relieved citizen

Mr. Velko-

I have pursued the company of women with Bill, however we call it "sarging." He is a master Pick Up Artist, let me tell you- I have never seen more solid game.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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PS- I am the son of a Mill Worker

Concerned Revered-

Two question limit.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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however we call it "sarging."

u_u

Dear Mr. John Edwards-

I would like to be a president of the United states some day.

What advice do you have for me?

thank you I am 16.

Hello Anthony-

Good question! But when you really think about it, not too many people get to be president.

I mean really... In over 200 years, we've only had what, 43 of them? Not what I'd call good odds.

If I were you, I'd look into learning to be a Computer Programmer or a blogger.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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JE,

what are your plans for the future? are you looking to get into some bigger time punani? follow in some footsteps and move up from monica to gina gershon?

your friend and fan,

Jergins-

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Thanks,

John Edwards

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Mr. Edwards,

Which three events are you most looking forward to in these upcoming Summer Olympics?

-Jordan

Hi Jordan-

I'm looking forward to the introduction of BMX racing. My wife (who has cancer) is a big fan of fencing, and we both enjoy table tennis.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear Mr. Former Senator,

How come Jordan was able to have more than two questions answered and I was not?

Yeah wtf,
the Rev

Reverend-

I guess you'll never know.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear John,

How do I iPhone?

Kthx,
KBP

Mr. Pato-

I iPhone like this:

http://www.pocketpicks.co.uk/latest/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/iphone-porn.jpg

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear Mr Edwards,

WHAZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!?!

Stickman-

WHAAAAAAAZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?????!?!?!??!?!!!!

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear Senator Edwards,

What do you think the results of the paternity test will be?

tchaboy,

hoos

Dear BIG HOOS aka the steendriver-

I believe it will look a little something like this:

http://i34.tinypic.com/a3ifb6.gif

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear John Edwards,

http://andrewchatham.com/pics/john_edwards.jpg

Sincerely,
P. Plains, American

Mr. Plains-

I don't think that's a question but Thanks. Thank you very much.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear John Edwards,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/WidowOfDestiny/Jiggle_Panda.gif

-an americano

Dear Reverend-

Shit is played out.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear John Edwards,

What do you think of people protesting the Olympics because of China's human rights record? Are they good people swayed by a good cause, or a bunch of effete, anti-athlete, causehead assholes?

Mordy-

I can tell you that if I were in Beijing I would not be protesting anything. I would sit down in front of the closest plate of Twice Cooked Pork I could find and then spend the rest of the day in a massage parlor.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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john edwards otm

Hey man,

You bummed about not being the running mate? Or what?

One,
Max

Dear former Sen. John Edwards,

Where did grady go??

All the best,

a concerned american

Dear John Edwards,

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/theclog/files/2009/04/sanford-headshot.jpg

Game Recognize Game?

Warm regards,

An American Patriot

hahaha

Hey Everybody-

What's new?

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Senator,

Have you met Dr. Phil?

How about Karl Malone?

Curiously,

tehresa

Hi Tehresa-

Dr. Phil is a great guy-- you can ask him questions here.

Karl Malone is a motherfucker.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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John Edwards,

Thanks! Good tips!

Why is Karl Malone a motherfucker?

Curiouser and curiouser,

tehresa

Concerned Revered Tehresa-

Two question limit.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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― John Edwards, Friday, August 8, 2008 3:26 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

smells like someone's trying to cover up a scandal!!!

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Dear John

How do feel about sex in public places? I think it's awesome!!

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Keep Up the Good Work!

Rick Pitino, UK Wildcats!!!

Dear John,

Which of these do you prefer?

http://www.ecofriendlyorganicbabyclothing.com/Girl-7piece-cotton-organic-lg.jpg

Hope all is well.

- Jordan

Senator Edwards,

Two questions for you:

1. Certain people from the conservative side of politics have been arguing for almost two decades now that the central character "Kevin" from the smash hit films "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2" had a very boring palate when it came to Pizza, choosing only Cheese Pizzas, and argued that he should expand his own palate for his own good. Yet these very same people argue that a man should only sleep with one woman, even if the man has a well-developed sexual palate. Is this just plain Republican Cheese Pizza hypocrisy?

2. Speaking of smash hit films, what are your opinions on this thought-provoking political documentary: http://vist.hustlervideo.com/covers/1229478545ObamaisNailinPalin_frt.jpg

Thanks,
King Boy Pato

Rick Pinto-

I take it wherever I can get it.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Jordan-

I don't really have a preference. What the fuck is your problem?

Thanks,

John Edwards

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King Boy Pato-

1. Your gay.

2. Watched it with my finger on the fast-forward button. Could have been worse, could have been better.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Senator Edwards,

A follow-up on your responses:

1. "Gay" as in happy and carefree or as in homosexually inclined?
2. Dude, Lisa Ann is a MILF.

Best Regards,
King Boy Pato

dear rick pitino--

just a reminder that you are at louisville, not kentucky

thanks,
mookieproof

King Boy Pato-

u banned.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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John Edwards,

as your plan for health care have extended to the nipple replacement one? I wonder why; am desperately need. Please help me John Edwards. The chaki replacement one.

Thank you Rodman.

Mr. Rodman-

Not sure I can help you there. Best of luck though.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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John Edwards,

I am disappointed. I am fucking diappointed. I am disappointed with them all. All my fucking life, there have only been two men I've tried to mold myself into - Bill Clinton and John Edwards. If you didn't already hear, Edwards admitted to having an extramarital affair - all the while his wife was battling cancer. So, I guess all that tender and loving crap that he showed were just for show. I guess Edwards is just like others. To think - I looked up to both Edwards and Clinton - Edwards ESPECIALLY! I lost my respect for Edwards today.You think Clinton was bad. He had a reputation for straying ...but at least he didn't fuck anyone when his wife was battling cancer. At least with Clinton, you EXPECT that he cheats.I am getting to the point where I am molding my own political paths, without having to look up to any of these people. Do you remember that feeling of when you were a kid and realizing your parents aren't perfect or that your hero isn't a hero at all. Yeah, that's my feeling with Edwards now.Perhaps it's the naivity in me, but I believe you can fuck whomever you want when you're not committing yourself to anyone. But if you have committed yourself, stick with it. Especially when your wife is battling cancer.In the end, I am not America's Next Bill Clinton or John Edwards. I am going to be better than they were.

Your former friend,

Sgt. Marc Loi
Facebook Feminist

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damn, I finally got called out as tza's sock

"just a reminder that you are at louisville, not kentucky"
-mookieproof

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I'm at Louisville??? Damn, that's the last time I go sarging and drinking with Bill and John...

rev, it said revered, not reverend.

Mr. Edwards,

Where does this idea that you'll never have sex or be in a relationship OR be randomly fancied again come from?

Sen. Edwards:

Tomorrow, Pitchforkmedia.com releases its list of the Top 50 songs of the decade. What song will be No. 1? Thank you.

P.S. Joanna Newsom's Peach, Plum, Pear was already chosen at No. 197, so it can't be that one.

Hi, John:

Does it bother you at all that you share the name with Jonathan Edwards, the early American preacher most famous for his "sinners in the hand of an angry god" sermon? You seem like an easygoing guy, so this assosiciation may not be entirely desirely. Just wondering.

Yrs,

bug

make that "desirable"

entirely desirely!

i like it

Mr. Los Blue Jeans-

It probably comes from being a loser.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Mr. Daniel Esq.

I have a feeling the top 10 will look like this:

10. Tori Alamaze - Don't Cha (fuck a Pussycat Dolls)
9. Avalanches - Since I Left You
8. Bon Jovi - It's My Life
7. Qb's Finest - Oochie Wally
6. Drowning Pool - Bodies (gets me pretty pumped)
5. Boredoms - 77 Boadrum (even though I got a nasty sunburn)
4. Three 6 Mafia feat. UGK and Project Pat - Sippin' On Some Syrup
3. Daft Punk - One More Time
2. M.I.A. - Paper Planes
1. Santana feat. Michelle Branch - The Game of Love

At least, if those idiots over at Pitchfork have any sense that's what it will look like.

Thanks,

John Edwards
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Mr. Galumphing Lummox-

I'm proud of the name I was given, but its a fairly common name. So inevitably I have to share it with a few assholes. No sweat off my sack.

Thanks,

John Edwards
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hey john

there's a lot of whacked out shit on tmi, a lot of ignorance. you seem like a dude who knows his way around the plumbing, can you drop in over there and set some people straight?

kind of general request.

thx,

-- goole

Hi Goole-

I'd be happy to answer any questions here but there's no way am I paying those nasty pervs a visit.

I mean.

Fuck me.

Thanks,

John Edwards
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hahahaha

<3 <3 <3

sen edwards,

why is it so annoying that the only thread that gets updated all night on message forum ilxor.com is one about a terrible list from a terrible website?

corollary: can u suggest a new way to derail that thread, i'm out of ideas

thanks in advance,

sen edwards,

p.s. to lamp's post: that thread killed omar. can u help? plzzzz?

<3 for all time,

tza

Hmmm let me think of a good way to solve this pressing internet message board issue...

Oh I know:

You losers need to get a life.

Thanks,

John Edwards
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Some of us knew that you were an lying asshole before Reille Hunter was revealed by the National Enquirer. When did your wife finally figure that out?

Hi dere, John!!!!!
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Congrats on acknowledging your daughter!

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Mr Velko-

She's a little bundle of joy.

And I know you didn't ask, but her mom is a fuckin' bitch!

Thanks,

John Edwards
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Dear Your Awesomeness Senator Edwards,

Me and my roommate Josh were arguing about what kind of a car you would be if you could be a car. I say you would be a 1978 Firebird Esprit, but Josh says you'd be an '85 IROC-Z Camaro. Please tell me I'm right so I can punch Josh in the arm and call him a douchebag.

You're the man now dog!

Bryan F.

Mr. Bryan F-

'78 Esprit totally. Punch the fuck outta that douchebag.

No, you're the man.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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joe biden def more of a camaro

Anyone see this shit on Conan last nite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjdspvErqME

funny fuckin shit, man. Get em Conan!

Thanks,

John Edwards

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john edwards,

is it true about your big dick?

a friend and fan,

Mr. Jergins-

Did you know that the majority of women prefer normal penises? I bet you didn’t. It is very difficult for a woman to handle a huge penis. Women confess that a penetration with a very big penis can produce them a lot of pain. The size is not important, but the skills are. A man should know that a woman wants more than sex. A woman is very complex and very sensitive. Women don’t find the supreme pleasure in penetration. A man should create an entire combination of gestures, words and sexuality in order to completely satisfy their partner. A woman needs to feel loved and desired. A man with a big penis and without any other talents means nothing. So, don’t worry about your penis size and concentrate upon your other sexual abilities. For example, you could improve your knowledge regarding cunnilingus. Many women have incredible orgasm when they experience that. She will surely appreciate a great oral and the success of your sexual life is guaranteed.

That being said, my cock is fucking gigantic.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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john edwards,

is it true you're a big dick?

a friend and fan,

Mr. Sidekick-

I'd like to think I'm a pretty laid back and cool guy.

Who has a giant penis between his legs.

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Hey John --

I don't know how familiar you are with these boards, but none other than Dr. Phil posts here on occasion. I know! I was just thinking how great it would be if the two of you could team up somehow. You could travel the country in an RV and help people with their troubles.

Just spitballing here.

take care,

goole

A man should create an entire combination of gestures, words and sexuality in order to completely satisfy their partner.

hey goole-

how about you read the whole thread before you "spitball"

Thanks,

John Edwards

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Dear Mr. Former Senator,

Can I get a "Fuck you!" to these bitches from all of my playas who don't love hoes that get no dough?

Dear Sen. Edwards,

I like the new profile pic!

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-06/62389181-15115238.jpg

Sincerely,

I-once-cast-a-vote-to-make-you-Vice-President-of-the-United-States-of-America