a guy named Black Atticus tricked me into buying him a big mac
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
though Jamie Foxx was initially rumored to have shit his white linen pants, in actuality it was only his PA.
― remy bean, Thursday, 28 August 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
The paramedics never let on that they knew we were on acid.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 August 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
i sent a girl information about the mating habits of the mandrill
― Jordan, Thursday, 28 August 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
though Jamie Foxx was initially rumored to have shit his white linen pants, in actuality it was only his PA
I love the ambiguity of this sentence.
― Michael White, Thursday, 28 August 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)
6 hours later I took the jacket off my head, clambered out of the Whataburger booth, and limped South.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
We put an uninvited homeless punk named Doom into our movie, My Gay Dad Is Dead.
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 29 August 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)
For real, I would like to say what happened not three minutes ago, but in the spirit of this thread all I can offer to you is "ghost poo".
― S-, Friday, 29 August 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)
are these supposed to be real or not
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:01 (seventeen years ago)
mine is real
― S-, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)
as is mine, just asking for clarity
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)
I think they're supposed to be real, personal anecdotes. Mine is.
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)
supposed to be real
― roxymuzak, Friday, 29 August 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
These sound like opening lines of New Yorker short stories.
― Hurting 2, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)
eventually the border guards gave us our passports back and let us into Slovenia.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)
We locked the doors, took the assemblies apart, and flushed her heroin down the toilet.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)
It was only after we stopped throwing the axe around that the Policeman pointed out my head was bleeding
― I am using your worlds, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes looking in the mirror does not enhance lovemaking
― badg, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:10 (seventeen years ago)