Can you name everything that belongs in a full English breakfast?

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1. Scrambled Eggs
2. Fried Tomato

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

3. Toast

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

4. Tea

― pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

5. Some Type of Beans, I Think

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

6. The Independent

― pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

7. Salt

― pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

8. Pepper

― pigeons_tok pisin (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

9. A Pint of Lager

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

10. Something boiled grey

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

11. black pudding

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

12. Sausages
13. Bacon

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

14. Hash Brown

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

15. One runny egg, for good measure

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

16. A Mayfair Cigarette

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

17 [several] sachets of ketchup

― catgreek (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

18. Cadbury Flake

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

18.2 I'd rather fried or poached egg please

― catgreek (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

18.3 "mushrooms"

― catgreek (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

18.5 HP sauce

― cockklingon (trayce), Friday, 6 August 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

19. vegetable samosa

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 6 August 2004 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

20. Bongs

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

21. one altoid

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

22. developed photos ~~and a trip round tescos.~~ [admin: objects only please]

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

23. sparkling mineral water

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MDMA hangover edition:

24. Grapefruit juice
25. Vitamin B6
26. 5-HTP tablets
27. Flat coca cola

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 2 September 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

28. marmitey toast, obv

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

29. glass of orange juice

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

this is so much shorter than i remember :(

"1 altoid" 4 lyfe

30. Miserable fucking B&B/Hotel owner (AUSTRALIAN TOURISTS ONLY)

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

im making one tomorrow, altoid included!

four years pass...

this thread contained, imo, the greatest mod edit in the history of 1p3, which was when dog latin posted "1,000,000,2323487289374892734 sachets of ketchup" and ken modded it to:

[several] sachets of ketchup

― catgreek (dog latin), Wednesday, August 4, 2004 6:05 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

w/ the note "please don't be unrealistic"

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

31. A paper cup of coca-cola from one of those self-service taps you get. Not worth having it any other way TBF.

― Evil Eau (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

32. Persistent bluebottle

― None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 10:39 (fifteen years ago)

As a bit of an aside, that reminds me of reading "Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" as a kid - no wait, it being *read* to us - and there was a description of a dead bluebottle on a windowsill.

Where I come from, a bluebottle is a stinging, nasty squid-like creature which is blue. Every kid in the room went "ew wtf" when that line was read out.

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

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