RESULTS TIME!: 1p3 Votes for the 2005 TOP TWENTY BLONDES

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Results are tallied. Will be posting over the evening.

All rise for the National Anthem.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

20.

Emma Bunton
Spice Girl, solo artiste

http://www.inmusic2000.de/POP_Queens/Tic_Tac_Toe-Pics/Ricky-Pics/Pia_Zadora-Pics/Fiona_Apple-Pics/emma02.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

19.

Beyonce Knowles
Singer, actress, Mrs. Hov

http://www.zombiemoan.com/PrettyFaces/beyonce.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

18.

Sonja from I'm Alan Partridge
Coffee Shop Waitress, 33-year-old girlfriend

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/sonja.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

More to come. All girls so far!

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

More! More!

― nijoli (nijoli), Thursday, 28 April 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

(We're working through a controversy, more in a bit!)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 28 April 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

More!

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 29 April 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

ARe you trying to kill me?

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 29 April 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

controversy resolved! the next set of results will arrive in approximately 3 hours.

watch this space! :D In the meantime here's a few words from our sponsors.

http://hometown.aol.com/betzehasser/images/newcastle%20brown%20ale_web.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.greensbeverages.com/spirits/makersmark1.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

gimme gimme

― W i l l (common_person), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

17. TIE

Dido
Solo Artisté since 5 yrs old
Stevem
Listened to 15 records since 5 yrs old

http://www.lolrider.com/blonde/didostevem.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

RAH FOR ILXORZ AND DIDOS IN TIES WITH EACH OTHER

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

(Surely more than 15 records! I mean, that's pathetic!)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

16.

Dolph Lundgren
Actor, Swedish, has muscle

http://www.pathguy.com/dolphlundgren5.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

tell me more. tell me more.

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

15.

Annie
Solo Artisté, Norwegian, chews gum, has no surname

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002XB810.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

and this is all from me for now! hampsterfrench will continue with more, very soon!

watch this space! ;)

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

hamsterfrench - ready? go!

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I am not doing so well as far as folks I voted for winning. Only ONE so far!

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

which one was it???

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

14.

Calvin
of "And Hobbes" fame

http://www.lolrider.com/blonde/hungrycalvin.gif

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

(I've just realized I should have nominated Zach from Saved By The Bell.)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

13.

Debbie Harry
singer, icon, etc

http://www.epi-centre.com/reports/images/9802fxm.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Dolph Lundgren facts!

Born in Sweden in 1959, Lundgren attended the Royal Institute of Technology. On various academic scholarships, he attended Washington State University and Clemson in South Carolina. In 1982, he received a scholarship to complete his Masters degree in Chemical Engineering at the University of Sydney in Australia. The following year, he was awarded a Fullbright Scholarship to the world-renowned Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The guy is actually a genius with a master's degree in chemical engineering. He speaks five languages-Swedish, English, French, German, Japanese. In addition to this the guy was a European Karate champion in 1980-81, Australian champ in 1982, released an exercise video in 1987 and was team leader for the United States modern pentathlon team at the 1996 summer Olympics.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

12.

BIG TIME FOUR WAY TIE

Andy Dick
actor, comedian

http://www.gyeah.com/ezine/ramblings/2001/Aug2001/Images/tv_shows/andy_dick.jpg

Gareth Keenan
office arsehole

http://home.iprimus.com.au/sjkrob/bio/gareth.jpg

Hulk Hogan
professional wrestler

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/music/hoganbootband1.jpg

Ozzy Osbourne
(Controversially) once-blonde Sabbath singer, Solo Artiste and general nutter

http://www.celebrites-selection.com/photos_copper/albums/wpw-69/Ozzy%20Osbourne_00003.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

(best tie ever btw)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

11.

Bernard Sumner
New Order/Joy Division guitarist, singer, "lyricist", writer of controversial "Rock the Shack"

http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2001/09/03/0002012v.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

(that's my vote coming through, then!)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Back to you, Parakeet!

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

COME ON SARAH C

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

10.

Jean Seberg
Actress, persecuted by the FBI

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/jean-seberg/jean-seberg-002-img.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Nijoli
Proverb Tester Extraordinairé + prolific 1p3 poster

http://www.benrik.co.uk/content/files/upload/2173_1104975531_68747.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Sarah Cracknell
Sings in a band, Gear's dream roommate

http://www.lolrider.com/blonde/cracknell.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Time for another commercial break. we'll be back with hampsterfrench later!

http://www.cadburysicecream.com/gifs/products/wrapped/flake2.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 29 April 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

HOLY CRAP!
I beat GARETH & HULK HOGAN???!?!

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, 30 April 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

WTG!

Sorry, we've been having technical difficulties, but we're back live in about 2 minutes.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Maggie Simpson
animated pacifier sucker

http://cabanedebart.free.fr/grabpics+other/Maggie%20alien.gif

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Kim Gordon
Sonic Youth bassist, indie goddess

http://www.mu.nl/exhibitions/past/21-kimsbedroom/images/Kim-Gordon-4.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

Kurt Cobain
duh

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

MEGA TIE

Ludivine Sagnier
sexayyy French actress

http://images.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/44626a.jpg

Britney Spears
supreme poptress

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/jebsplace/Celebs/britney/64.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

What a run! Back to you, Parakeet.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/mattcunt/hulkhoganguitar.gif

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, hampsterfrench and oh my, what a performance there from the hulkster. Here's number 3

Catherine Deneuve
Actress, French, another sexxxxay actress sometimes nsfw

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/sv/thumb/1/1f/250px-CatherineDeneuve.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Andrew Jackson
Former President, Money Man

http://www.lolrider.com/blonde/big_bill_front.gif

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

colour of the bill was adjusted in light of context.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

and now, you guys must be excited about who is the 1p3 number one blonde!

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

so, without further ado....

The 1p3 Top Blonde 2005!!!!!!!!!!!

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

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shall be revealed by hampsterfrench, very soon!!

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pressed-flower.com/artist/ann-warwick/Four%20cards%20hearts.jpg

― W i l l (common_person), Sunday, 1 May 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

I am concerned about roxymuzak.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

i truly thought i would be the only person voting for jackson. i am very impressed with you strangers. Any top 20 list with both Jackson and ME rules...

― nijoli (nijoli), Sunday, 1 May 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

COMPLETELY TROUNCING EVERYONE BUT ANDREW JACKSON

BIG BIRD
Feathered Friend

http://www.musicmakers.org.au/sesame/images/BigBirdFronts.jpg

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Sunday, 1 May 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

???

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

YES I KNEW IT

BUt wot about that weird looking chap from the Chems? AND WHY CRACKNELL SO LOW, lower than she should be!!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 1 May 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

honorable mentions to come

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Sunday, 1 May 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

nijoli, demand a recount!

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

you think i should have appeared higher on the list?

― nijoli (nijoli), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

You were trounced by a feathered puppet. I feel this is unfair.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Ludivine Sagnier wtf!?

― lovebird flemish (jed), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

francophiles in ballot box stuffing shocker!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

that was my first ever xpost on 1pwn

― lovebird flemish (jed), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

You were trounced by a feathered puppet. I feel this is unfair.

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), May 1st, 2005 4:03 PM.

otm

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's a testament to Big Bird's wide appeal? Many, many people voted for him, but I don't think he received a single number one vote, unlike the people down lower.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

The rest of the list, if you're interested (or actually, even if you're not):

21. Nina Persson
Jeffrey Lee Pierce

22. Karl Hyde

23. That weird chap out of the Chemical Brothers

24. (bigass tie that we would have figured out how to break up)
Bridgit Bardot
Robert Del Naja
Roison Murphy
Julie Delpy
Stuart Murdoch
Pancakehead

25. Andy Warhol

26. Chloe Sevigny

27. Angie Dickinson

28. Duff McKagan
Tanya Donnelly

29. Princess Di
Sarah Polley

30. Eminem
Supergirl

31. Isobel Campbell
Lesbian couple from Best in Show
Troll
St Pauli Girl

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

:::just for inspiration:::

woah. how did that look like emily posted it? i have been logged in on this computer all diggity damn day.

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

dang

i would never do colons, either, it is not my style

:::they are all over style.com this season:::

hee hee hee

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

they are all over myspace, thats for sure

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