UNCLE WATSON GOES TO THE ZOO

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matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

UNCLE WATSON WENT TO THE ZOO
HE GOT A CUP OF SODA AND VISTED THE KANGAROO HABITAT

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THE KANGAROOS LOOKED UPON UNCLE WATSON WITH SCORN
UNCLE WATSON FLED FROM THE KANGAROO HABITAT WEEPING

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

UNCLE WATSON WAS LOST IN THE ZOO FOR DAYS
EVENTUALLY HE FOUND HIMSELF AMONGST THE POLAR BEARS

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MARTHA, QUEEN OF THE POLAR BEARS, TOOK HIM UNDER HER PAW
SEVERAL DAYS LATER THEY WERE WED

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE WAS DANCING
AND FISH FOR EVERYONE
THE ZOO WAS DECORATED WITH RIBBONS AND RAW MEAT

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

EVERYONE PARTIED HARD
SO HARD THE ZOO CAUGHT FIRE

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

UNCLE WATSON TRIED TO STOP THE FIRE BUT HIS EFFORTS WERE IN VAIN
HE CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST TREE IN KOALA LAND

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SMELL OF BURNING FUR WAS EVERYWHERE
UNCLE WATSON WISHED HE HAD A CELLULAR TELEPHONE SO HE COULD ORDER A PIZZA

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT WHEN IT WAS OVER EVERYTHING WAS COOL

mattdamon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT HAVING SEX WITH THE SMOLDERING HUSKS OF DECAYING ZOO CREATURES IS WHAT UNCLE WATSON WAS BORN TO DO

AND SO IT WAS

matt damon, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

nije, is this you?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

nope

nijoli (nijoli), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)


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