dear pizza

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dear pizza,

please come to bato
he is hungry and would like to eat you
also please dress yourself in delicious toppings
also please show up in thirty minutes or less

love,

Bato

bato (bato), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

the gordita meant nothing to me baby, nothing

bato (bato), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif

nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

bbb: bring back bato

-- am0n, Monday, February 11, 2008 6:56 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 18 February 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

plz

Pablo A, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com/images/pizza4.gif

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com/images/pizza2.gif

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

i long 4 u

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

i was gonna have u, but there was free leftover bread & cheese at work, so i will have u later

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza

i will shower, then we will meet

jordan

autogoon delight (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza--
sorry about that whole thing yesterday with me eating you. your crust was just so perfect i couldn't stop feeding myself.
i'm sorry.

ian, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are putting bad ideas in my head. i already had brunch today, not allowed pizza, too!

tehresa, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza -

is it true that other people malign you by putting lettuce on you?

a concerned american

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

roquette iirc

ian, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.costumeworld.com/images/rockettes1.jpg

????

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza

let me do all sorts of filthy things to you

rowr,

lj

kell surprise (country matters), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

sick

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

dear lj

i will take your request into consideration, however i'll let you know right now that i don't do lettuce

cordially,

pizza

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza

you were awesome tonight. you never let me down.

best

Q

Mr. Que, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

dear Q,

please drive safely and buckle up

sincerely,

pizza

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza

i'm home, so i won't be driving any more tonight. thanks for the concern, but you're being a little bossy for something that goes in my stomach.

love

Q

Mr. Que, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

dear Q,

remember, the stomach you save might be your own

assertively yours,

pizza

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

dear pizza

what the fuck. i keep eating you, and you keep sending me these fucked up passive aggressive emails.

purchase a clue,

Q

Mr. Que, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

dear Q,

you know there's a lot of pizzas in this world.

legionistically yours,

pizza

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

dear all faithful correspondents,

i would like to clarify, that i am a consumer relations pizza and on behalf of all pizza, i would like to thank you for your interest in pizza

sincerely,

pizza

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

Histrionic-Dependent (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

Papa

the questeon, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

Johns

Histrionic-Dependent (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

no

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

DEAR PIZZA YOU WILL BE READY IN LIKE TWO MINUTES HERE I COME!!!!!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 September 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

yes

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

currently eating tbh

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 September 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

the gordita meant nothing to me baby, nothing
― bato (bato), Friday, April 14, 2006 10:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Sunday, 3 October 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://animatedpizzagifs.com/

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://saveyourself.ca/imgs/spot-06-gluteus-medius-main-xxl.jpg

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:07 (ten years ago)

so that's where it all goes

example (crüt), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:10 (ten years ago)

a moment on the lips
forever inside the hips

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:12 (ten years ago)


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