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His name is Dominic
His neck is enclosed in a fucking scarf
His face is fat as fuck
He's got Dom Passantino Eyes
He'll turn on his Girls Aloud shit to you
You won't read teenage goth scribblings
He's attractive as a dead hedgehog on the A45
He got Dom Passantino Eyes

And he'll pick up fat indie chicks on MySpace
He'll pick up fat goth chicks too
Drunken old sluts in the club too
He says he's from Sicily
More like the Isles of Sicily amirite
He got internet writing nobody reads
He's got Dom Passantino Eyes

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

scilly?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Dom seems nice and is funny but has really terrible taste in music.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

What's your opinion on his scarf?

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

the world cup made dom so proud of his italian heritage, he posted about it on the internet

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

does he just have the one scarf? i was under the impression that it was a collection of tiny scarves.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Dominic would limit himself to one scarf.

At the very least his "Italia - World Champions 06" scarf is in the mail right now. Which you'll see when he posts his picture in the next ILE picture thread (three posts above the return of Roxy's breasts).

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

did roxy's breasts go away?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad there's something we can all agree on, guys!

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

By the way, guys, Dom is NOT gay!

http://static.flickr.com/57/183532830_d78586b8bc.jpg?v=0

Not at all.

No sir.

Look at that ladykiller go!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you've totally killed this board. Way to go!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

dom's jeans have breathing gills.

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Saturday, 22 July 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you've totally killed this board. Way to go!

Au contraire, twatface. Despite the deluge of your shitty posts trying to shipwreck this fine board, I've just managed to keep it above water.

If you like this board, then do it a favour and stop posting. Then by all means, sit on a large spike.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

My name's Domenico not Dominic, douchebag.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes, It's Domenico The Douchebag!

http://static.flickr.com/57/183532830_d78586b8bc.jpg?v=0

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

PS: Don't link to my threads again, Noize Board Niggaz.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

MY psychic told me
she

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:23 (twenty years ago)

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