Who would win in a fight between Tom Waits and James Brown?

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WELL NOW James Brown has the bulk and the crazy fightings but Tom Waits has the street smarts and the bourbon. Waits in Round Seven! BUT IT WILL BE CLOSE OW!!

― EsteBAN LOUIS JAGGER (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

JAMES BROWN BECAUSE HE HAS MORE PRACTICE BEATING HIS WIFE!!!
PLUS http://wbli.com/images/morningshow/jamesbrown.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Waits is younger...more agile?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

James Brown losing half his agility>>>>tom waits at his peak

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Also, James Brown is an ASSHOLE, Tom Waits is a NICE GUY

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

is that true?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

actually i just read an article where tom waits said he found mark ribot's stage antics to be "frightening", so I'm gonna go with brown.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I think I will go with Brown after all.

Wikipedia: Brown's eyebrows are tattoos.

No way he can lose with that massive advantage!!

― EsteBAN LOUIS JAGGER (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

theres an urban legend about tom waits kicking a bunch of la punks asses at the troubador in the late 70s.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 30 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

TW hwarfs nails at JB (d20 dmg)
JB dodges with slick dance moves (saving throw)
JB shouts HOT PANTS (d12 dmg)
TW is caught under piano bench! 12 DAMAGE

JB WINS!!!

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

I think Tom Waits has the advantage now.

― South Adelaide Gangsta (patog27), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

but Tom Waits vs ZOMBIE JAMES BROWN

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

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