The 1p3 Top 100 Reasons Why Australia Is Awesome, Mate

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100. chicken salt

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

99. http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/popkave/silverchair.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol

rly

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

98. adelaide cult hero, JOHNNY

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

97. mel gibson ran the jews out of australia with his inteceptor!!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

96. bunyips

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

95. hot babes

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

94 stingrays

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

93. "Australia's Next Top Model"

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

92. Game shows that involve opening suitcases.

91. Having to specify what size beer you want.

90. No tipping.

89. Two dollar coins the size of a Sweet Tart.

88. Shit like this going on all the damn time.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

87. king's cross sydney is the southern hemisphere's # 1 transexual prostitute neighborhood

― NokiyaUp (jergins), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

(Rly? I thought it was in Brazil...)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

86. red rooster
85. kfc in australia (because they put chicken salt on the chips)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

84. http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Donikian_George.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

83. http://www.dairyfarmers.com.au/internet/images/products/coonimage3.gif

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.memorygongs.com/hrrrm.jpg

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:38 (eighteen years ago)

81. golden gaytime

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

80. The Ring

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

79. Coopers Pale Ale
78. Coopers Best Extra Stout
77. Coopers Sparkling Ale
76. Coopers Dark Ale
75. Little Creatures Pale Ale (!)
74. James Squire Amber Ale (!!)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

73. Tooheys Old (!!!)

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

72. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/SimonDeering.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

71. pavlova
70. better tasting coke
69. ocean ocean everywhere
68. samboy salt and vinegar chips
67. tim tams

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

66. red rock deli chips
65. chicken twisties

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrT-4Q4BCmI

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

63. bitchin' game show hosts

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8229/bertandpattimz4.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8726/newpriceisrightzk0.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9862/tonyqz3.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2941/johnadrianagz1.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9103/dealaustraliaabj5.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

CAR?

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

62. stingray armies

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2900/stingraystory1qh7.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

61.
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/11746/50236/f/278681-Cassowary-Warning-Sign-2.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

56. "Don't Want To Be Grant McLennan"

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

so good it doesnt rhyme

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

55. Robert Forster's Hair, circa 1987

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

what's the building? i love it.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 5 October 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

54. "Do yourself a favour and get Duran Duran's new one, Seven and The Ragged Tiger!" http://www.laurenbergman.com.au/images/molly/molly_05.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

53. The half-a-flush button on top of most toilets.

52. The raised platform in front of most urinals that I don't understand.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

51.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

i mean:

51.
http://www.burning-heart.net/releasethebatsfrontcover.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

50. pink lakes

http://www.stevografix.com/images/pink_lake.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

49.
http://www.rediff.com/cricket/2002/sep/14shane.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have been to that pink lake.

There is no water in it!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

48. http://www.royandhg.com/clubbuggery/rhg6.jpg

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

actually australian architecture is totally where it's at.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

47. Harold Holt didn't have gills and wasn't immortal.

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

bryce, i just said that because i was looking through a big new architecture book (maybe one of the taschen "architecture now" series) and alot of the things that made me pause were by australian architects. of course i'm totally talking *style* here rather than the social side of things. call me shallow :)

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

47. Harold Holt didn't have gills and wasn't immortal.

ARE YOU SURE??

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 6 October 2006 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

46. http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7341/energizer15cr.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

45. Hugo Weaving's forehead

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://lost.punt.nl/upload/claire/lost2.jpeg

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

43. "The Mick Molloy Show"

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

fourty four is on the mark

― jelky (jergins), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

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30. Darren "Boof" Lehmann

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

29. Now Esteban-Buttez free!

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Monday, 15 January 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

Not until next week, son.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Monday, 15 January 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

28. http://www.postermandan.com/images/kissorkill1_small.jpg

― jergïns, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

27.
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/maltesers_box.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

26.
http://images.calorieking.com.au/branding/dc/runtime/portionsense/354.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

25. http://www.cokecce.co.uk/cce/workingforus/images/brands_img_lemonade.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

24. the hottest man in australia

http://www.amo.org.au/media/artist/7642.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

that would be tex perkins

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Taking pre-emptive measures against vampires.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 April 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

he looks like you!

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

23. Downhearted by Australian Crawl

― badg, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

BROKEN DREAMS THAT NEVER REALLY STARTED

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

yea-yeah

― badg, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

Tex Perkins rly looks like David Boreanz in that pic! Thats so spooky.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

Also g-kit is right. Australia is TOTALLY AWES because of me, and you know it.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

22. ORIGIN!
http://sydney.diarystar.com.au/userimages/user1078_1147053601.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/Eliasblood.jpg

― Drooone, Friday, 13 April 2007 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

Arrghh Rugby. My dad is friends with David Campese. This factoid always fails to impress most people.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't Campese a total wanker?

― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

The only good State of Origin is Australian Rules State of Origin and they don't play that anymore :-(

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

21. Jarrod 'Toadfish' Rebecchi

― badg, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently there used to be a pie shop with a sign out the front that read "Peter Sterling eats and enjoys pies". Not their pies or anything, just that he likes eating meat in the pie format. So

20. "Peter Sterling eats and enjoys pies"

― webber, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

...there used to be a pie shop in Parramatta...

― webber, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

I used to have a crush on Peter Sterling when I was like, 10 years old and my brothers were into rugby league *embarrased*. I had an Eels football sweater and everything. Haha... god! I dont even like football.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

trayce, i had an eels scarf and socks around the same age and considered myself a fan but i didnt (and dont) like rugby either. weird.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

19.

http://www.symbiozoo.com.au/images/map.gif

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

i got to have a tim tam today!

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

Did you have it as a straw with tea/coffee??

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)

18. "Errol" by Australian Crawl

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

17. australian party boy

― jergïns, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

um yes, the Australian one, not the Congolese one.

16. high-rise terminal

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

15.Stoner seizes pole in Australia

― your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

^^lol

14. http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc128/jabba_h/jzfshn.jpg

― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

what

― barack husession (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2v13gvs.jpg

― ▧_▨ (wilter), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

incredible

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

i was just gonna send them a tax deductible gift too :/

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

JIZZ FASHION!

Thats it, I'm going on a trip to Sydney.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

parade

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

yes, the parade aspect is very important.

― estela, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.toymate.net/images/Fashion%20Parade_l.jpg

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

13. i just witnessed two kookaburras sitting in an old gum tree laughing very loudly and merrily, showing off their gums.

― estela, Monday, 18 August 2014 03:50 (ten years ago)

i would probably not be able to stop laughing @ kookaburras if i lived near them

― example (crüt), Monday, 18 August 2014 04:31 (ten years ago)

i don't think you could either, i always do when they show up. we get them outside our window sometimes and you can get up quite close them and they don't mind at all, they are a good blend of affability and boldness.

― estela, Monday, 18 August 2014 05:00 (ten years ago)

just went and got some

68. samboy salt and vinegar chips

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, October 4, 2006 10:21 PM (7 years ago)

for the first time since the 80s bcz of this revive

― boney tassel (sic), Monday, 18 August 2014 06:54 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

12.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JHOBhgjc1Jc

― pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)

otm

― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)

seven years pass...

11. That time Harry Connick Jr refused to participate in racism despite the pleas and rationalizations of an ostrich puppet.

― But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Saturday, 11 February 2023 03:26 (two years ago)

10. https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd9eeeca3-2e54-4ba9-a035-f38168fe4e88_1536x2048.jpeg

― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 11 February 2023 03:50 (two years ago)

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