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people who should go ahead and quit: a list thread

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p diddy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:15 (twenty years ago)

/me grabs coat

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:33 (twenty years ago)

The Pope.

― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 10:13 (twenty years ago)

the fake MC Hammer

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

julie chen

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

John Henry, you'll never beat that machine LOL.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:11 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
tim allen

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

[deadbodyinthtrunk] man, i sat on the shitter at work earlier today and let out the loudest and longest fart known to man...i know everyone in the restrroom was laughing inside. anyway, that was work.
[jerry_10101] you were in the toilet, i think they'll forgive you for farting
[eargasm06] i don't know if you're right, i've never heard even a verse by lil' wayne, that track just sounds cool. i'm going to form my whole li'l wayne impression based on that song
[deadbodyinthtrunk] are you concerned when you use a publc restroom and make lots of noise?
[eargasm06] i've always been paranoid about that
[eargasm06] since i was about ten i've always urinated on the side of the bowl for fear of someone hearing me piss.
[eargasm06] now i can't stop
[deadbodyinthtrunk] yeah i used to be the same way
[deadbodyinthtrunk] then i took this job at a abnk, you know
[deadbodyinthtrunk] all professional and shit
[deadbodyinthtrunk] first job out of college
[deadbodyinthtrunk] but man, everyone would explode with furry
[deadbodyinthtrunk] i thought it was funny
[deadbodyinthtrunk] since then ive made it a point to b as loud as possible
[deadbodyinthtrunk] its just funny
[eargasm06] its pretty unreasonable for anyone to be offended by this
[eargasm06] i can see the humour

― struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

[eargasm06] i just don't wanna be getting attention in that situation
[deadbodyinthtrunk] nah, but when youre in the stall, you have privacy - it's great. your identity is hidden...
[deadbodyinthtrunk] hey you live in the city?
[deadbodyinthtrunk] man, living in the city is getting old
[deadbodyinthtrunk] im done with this shit
[eargasm06] i'm only 2.49 minutes in but i'm gonna go ahead and say that Jeff Bridges is hilarious in Tideland
[deadbodyinthtrunk] i need some grass, hills, animals
[eargasm06] i used to live in the city then i moved somewhere more "rural" now i'm missing it
[eargasm06] there are cities in the world where grass hills and animals are all accessible
[deadbodyinthtrunk] tired of the crazy people, trash, sirens, etc
[deadbodyinthtrunk] sure...
[eargasm06] oh yeah, people are a bummer but secretly "rural" people are worse than city people
[deadbodyinthtrunk] but do they try o rob you? beat you up on the subway? scream at you for no reason? i think country pople can be isolated...if nothing else, you can isolate yourself

― struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

LOL @ AMON'S FIRST POST ON THIS

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

'ello guvnah, i'll get me affected accent

-- am0n

― gershy, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

I loled so bad.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

im glad julie chen didnt quit afterall

― sunny successor, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting

-- am0n, Friday, 24 August

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

anyone who ever sings the national anthem at a sporting event

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

um, especially this guy

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

national championship

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting

-- am0n, Friday, 24 August

what is this

― jergïns, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

patois, ya douche!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

enough with the name calling

― jergïns, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

i apologize 2 u ;_;

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

i have low blood sugar!!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w12/Enriquez22/FORGIVE.jpg

― jergïns, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

:D:D:D

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

self-proclaimed nerds!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

anyone who ever sings the national anthem at a sporting event

oops! i meant EXLUDING DAN PERRY

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

*EXCLUDING OBV

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

chaki

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

john justen

― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

bros acting in a manner unbrocoming

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

n/b

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

chaki has already imed me a complaint about this thread

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

we need to bring back ask chaki, unban him for that board, and let him run free and in the meantime give the people what they want which is an ilx minus the church

― omar little, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

i am very metal: so i should stop reading a website that talks about me everyday
i am very metal: ok sure
i am very metal: u dumb
roxymuzak: riiight
roxymuzak: so i guess luna should continue reading, etc
i am very metal: why shouldnt she?
roxymuzak: she should prolly move on
i am very metal: well her thing is obviously alot more "i lied im hurt i should move on"
i am very metal: but my thing is lols
roxymuzak: is it?

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

*nods head at omar little's post*

― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ i thought you were chaki

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

the ghost of chaki ..!!

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

if you listen close at night you can still hear him zing

― omar little, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

its like he never left

oh wait

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

i aked my mom who she thought should go ahead and quit and she said spencer pratt from the hills

"although, quit what? he isn't doing anything"

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

^^ you could say the same thing about chaki

― max, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

essentially true

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesh1/41a218.jpg
former ilx poster chaki is seen here yesterday puzzled at the hate

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

racist

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

he seriously imed me within minutes of my posting that he needs to quit

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

chelives1986 (2:20:25 AM): ^^^^^^ that DUDE imo
roxymuzak (2:20:29 AM): THAT DUDE AFAIK
chelives1986 (2:20:54 AM): just sayin that dude <6 if u will + btw
roxymuzak (2:21:25 AM): that DUDE iirc + imo, tbh
roxymuzak (2:21:33 AM): is n/l
chelives1986 (2:21:44 AM): otm
roxymuzak (2:21:46 AM): ty
chelives1986 (2:21:55 AM): np

― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 07:22 (seventeen years ago)

jk

― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 07:23 (seventeen years ago)

fyi i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting imo iirc

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

Was*

― Aerosol, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

^^

― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

poop

― buzza, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

fuck Michael Moore for making it OK for a "documentary" "director" to stand in front of the camera

― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

well shucks i wouldn't even go that far, i mean i like michael moore well enough, but he's more of an investigative journalist than the "slice of life" kinda documentarians like louis theroux or morgan spurlock, who jenks seems to be modeling himself after sans the whole knowledgeable and charismatic personality thing. for what they were, mtv true lifes were always pretty interesting imo, they didn't need some dead-eyed hairdo walking me though everything asking questions my mom would

― del griffith, Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

its jenks world we're just ~livin'~ in it

― atlas ¯\(°_o)/¯ed (am0n), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

is this dude well-known or something? had no idea who he was before I clicked on this thread

― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'm beginning to think maybe this Tao Lin guy, although I would be open to being convinced otherwise.

― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, September 23, 2010 2:50 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

nah like i would go back in time to convince him to quit like 5 years ago

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

(xp) dude is the worst

― jeff, Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:29 (sixteen years ago)

markers how the fuck did you watch the vma's and not see a single ad for this guy's show?

― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

didn't really watch the commercials

― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

maybe yall just need to quit watching mtv lol

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

i would legit bunch this guy in the face

^^^^1000x lol and <3 ^^^^

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:01 (sixteen years ago)

sounds like maino is one step ahead of u

― The Reverend, Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

natalie dee

― beej (crüt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

ty

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

thats not saying a person named ty should quit, just thanking crut for his addition to the thread

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

although tbh a person named "ty" probably should go ahead and quit, with the exception of ty cobb who iirc has already quit, and who could have stood to quit w/ the white supremacy anyway

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

ty delong quit a couple years ago

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

ken jeong

― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

wait, why?

― horseshoe, Monday, 25 October 2010 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

if u mean the adidas/derrick rose commercial he's in then yeah he needs to quit asap

― am0n, Saturday, 30 October 2010 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

^^

― my dark twisted fennessey (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 October 2010 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Markers.

― dutty whiney (The Reverend), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

damn, rev gets a temp ban for that one

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

IIRC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86GAN2zx10

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

why they put the rev's face on a t shirt

― waka modda, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

i and i overstand markers bomboclaat formatting n ting

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

me, after noticing i had a ongoing twitter search running for "#cheah"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 September 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

. . .

―  (gr8080), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

...

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

did u quit

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

p diddy should never quit

― i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting (The Reverend), Monday, February 9, 2009 11:31 PM Bookmark

i would like to point out that i have been otm itt

― The Reverend, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

omg nooo
the "what being an 1p3er means to me" video is gone

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 August 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

oh phew the url just changed.

everyone should review this for inspiration imo

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/774811/what-being-an-1p3er-means-to-me

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 August 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

thank god

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 19 August 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556675_10152322690505624_1556036140_n.jpg

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Xtranormal is shutting down on July 31, so hurry up and archive your old masterpieces!

― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 27 July 2013 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

Omg I only just now saw this noooooooooooo

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

Markers.

― dutty whiney (The Reverend), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 1:16 AM

― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

nooooooooooooo fuck well so much for chronotrigger

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol xp

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

just last night i was saying that someone needed to go ahead and quit and now i can't remember who.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh nm it was like a local guy. "great contribution to the thread"

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

otm re that guy tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 August 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

ty

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

jay z

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 November 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)

i still feel bad about my former Julie Chen hate. Despite 'The Talk' I really do think she is quite the peach.

― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Monday, 11 November 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

xp you've seen this?

http://therapinsider.com/2013/11/06/rapper-jay-z-found-dead-inside-at-43/

― . (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

yep

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)


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