i would like to master cornbread

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please place suggestions here. i am already pretty well versed in it.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 October 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

add corn to bread

The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Saturday, 21 October 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

DONE AND DONE

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

The most important ingredient is probably cast-iron skillet. Get it super-insane hot on the stove before you oil & put cornbread batter in, then move to oven.

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Also, depending on what sort've flavor spectrum you're working towards, I like to, just a few minutes before it's finished baking, spread some butter on top and sprinkle on some brown sugar or cinnamon or pepper or cayenne or etc.

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
So I'm making cornbread again tomorrow, to go with chili (again). But I couldn't find stone-ground cornmeal, only fine. It's really fine. What will happen if I make it with the fine stuff?

G00blar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, this isn't in ILC?

G00blar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

leave some pieces of corn in threre like magical sun- golden nuggets for eaters to happen upon

BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

lonely guy just thinking baout his mom's homemade cornbread that she makes with maple malt-o-meal and is the most delicious shit ever

The Reverend, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

oh ps i mastered cornbread

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.floridastreetscene.net/images/smilies/handclap.gif

The Reverend, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

:)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

I did it wrong for a lot of years until I finally accepted that buttermilk is not optional.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

otm

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

recipe pls

quincie, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

throw some greens on that bitch

oh, winklevoss (crüt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

2 cups self rising corn meal mix (MIX -- not just straight corn meal)
2 large eggs
1 pint buttermilk -- lowfat, Bavarian style, whichever, makes no difference
some milk as needed
a big slug of vegetable shortening -- I never measure this, it's probably 2-3 tablespoons? The size of a golf ball or just a little larger.
A well-seasoned cast iron skillet that if you ever let soap and water touch it, you immediately poof out of existence on this plane and are cast into the fires of hell forever.

Preheat oven to 400, put your skillet on the stovetop on high heat, throw in the shortening. While the shortening is melting, mix the corn meal, eggs, buttermilk, a generous pinch of salt, a generous pinch of sugar. Start mixing. Add enough milk to get it the consistency you want. What consistency do you want? That's going to take a few pans of cornbread to figure out. I make mine really thin, knowing that the egg will help the bread set up. Thinner than pancake batter.

When the shortening on the stovetop is just starting to smoke, pour it into the batter and stir it in. Pour the whole thing back into the skillet. The point of preheating the pan on the stovetop was to get the batter to sizzle real good when you pour it back in. That will help it form a crust and keep it from sticking to your pan when you decant it later.

Into the oven for 20 minutes. Touch-test the top -- when it's firm to the touch and doesn't show any sign of liquidity anymore, it's done. It won't be nice and brown. Run it under the broiler for a couple of minutes to get a nice brown top. With a well seasoned pan, it'll fall right out onto a plate.

(I use exactly one pint of buttermilk and supplement with sweet milk so I can get two pans of bread out of a quart bottle. If you used all buttermilk, it would even be better.)

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

I need to find my wife's cornbread recipe. It has cream cheese in it.

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, please post that! I bet the texture would be really nice.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

btw I put this on my Amazon wishlist yesterday

http://www.amazon.com/Cornbread-Gospels-Crescent-Dragonwagon/dp/0761119167/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_2

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Corn bread + beans is like my favorite meal.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

dan, post that recipe if poss, im dying for it

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 October 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

totally going to make cornbread today :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 9 October 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

It turned out to be v good :)
(tho I healthied it up a little)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

dan, post that recipe if poss, im dying for it

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, October 9, 2010 1:04 PM (1 week ago)

^^^

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

What do people think of CORN in cornbread? I think it's loathsome but I might be a Yankee/Philistine. ??

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Sunday, 17 October 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

It can be okay in more of a corn "steamed pudding" (green corn tamale for instance) vs. corn bread.

Jaq, Sunday, 17 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

I am p ambivalent towards corn in cornbread. it ain't what I expect outta my cornbread but it ain't gonna stop me from eating/enjoying my cornbread.

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, my mom makes some that had corn, green chiles, and cheddar cheese in it, and I think it's fucking awesome.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

uh if you dont like corn in cornbread i dont really know what to tell you

eat a cracker imo

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

oh hai guys

sorry about being a cornbread tease, I'll see if I can find the recipe tonight

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

what is this some kinda johnnycake thread?

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 October 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

SKILLET CORN BREAD

3 eggs
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 cup sifted all-purpose flour
1 cup cornmeal
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 cup milk
1/3 cup melted butter
1 tsp butter
1 8oz package cream cheese

1. Beat eggs with sugar until blended.
2. Sift together flour, cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
3. Add dry ingredients with the cream cheese to the egg-sugar mixture. Stir thoroughly.
4. Stir in melted butter and milk.
5. Melt the teaspoon of butter in a 9-inch cast iron skillet and thoroughly coat sides.
6. Pour batter into the warm skillet. Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes or until top just begins to brown.

Serve warm in wedges from the skillet.

MC Tramp Stamp (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

ty!!!!

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

made some awesome cornbread using the bittman recipe (in 'how to cook everythang'). used a medium grind cornmeal and added some cayenne, garlic, cajun spices, cumin seeds, and cheddar.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

Thx for the recipe, Dan -- the amt of sugar in it boggles my mind. That and the cream cheese and the 3 eggs make me think of it more as a sweet cornmeal cake than the savory cornbread I'm used to. Definitely going to make it though.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

it is pretty sweet, not gonna lie

MC Tramp Stamp (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm I like it savory and nutty and toasted, not the sweet kind. But that cheddar and cayenne thing is CONVINCING WITH A CAPITAL C.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, savory >>> sweet cornbread. i think there's only a tablespoon of sugar in mine, and just 2 tablespoons of butter than goes in the bottom of the baking pan.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

My wife loves sweet cornbread -- she's going to nerd out over this recipe.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)


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