The Gospel According to Saint Mark

BEHOLD YE OF LITTLE FAITH, THESE SCROLLS FOUND BENEATH THE SATANIC MILLS THAT WERE BURIED BY THE WHORE OF BABYLON TO KEEP GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE IN ETERNAL DARKNESS

FOR NO LONGER!

WITNESS THE GOSPEL OF SAINT MARK E. SMITH!!

1. The beginning-uh of the gospel-uh of Jesus Christ-uh, the Son of God-uh. Actually, he was just another psued-uh hopping on the punk-uh bandwagon-uh.

2. Even-uh as it is written-uh in DAMO SUZUKI the prophet, Behold, I send my messenger-uh before thy face-uh in the pub, Who shall prepare-uh thy way.

3. The voice of one-uh crying-uh in Widnes, Make ye ready the way of the Lord-uh, Make his paths-uh straight or I punch the cunt in the face!

4. John came, who baptized-uh in the wilderness and preached-uh the baptism of ale on the dole-uh before I sacked the cunt from The Fall.