Things to do before I head off to the USA

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- Tell Lindsey Lohan to get out of rehab, I'm taking you out for burgers
- Play with my folks' pet kangaroo (it's really a small dog but them dumb Americans will be fooled, hehe)
- Have one last cup of that true blue Aussie coffee from Starbucks

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

- Flush your toilet halfway for the last time.
- Turn left in a roundabout.
- Say "Cheers" without getting smacked.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I've been there twice which means that 1 pWN @u5+R@7i@.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

You haven't been to the REAL Australia, you foo'.

Do they really smack you if you say "cheers". Fucking hell.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Saturday, 20 January 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

- Watch the CRICKET (New Zealand is shit, hehe)
- Turkeyslap an Aussie babe
- Chill out with my homie, Kamahl

― King Boy Pato (patog27), Sunday, 21 January 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

- Have CHICKEN SALT on my CHIPS
- Beat a Muslim up with me Aussie flag, mate
- Kill some bloody evil stingrays

― King Boy Pato (patog27), Monday, 22 January 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

find me the thread about dom's shitty goth poetry ;)

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

too late. now: things to do while esteban is in the air for 24 hours +.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

- Order as much free liquor as possible.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

- Order orange juice which is 0% oranges (THANKS AMERICA)

― King Boy Pato (patog27), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

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