An 1p3 Presentation: Dealin' with Hoes

OK THEN, that date I told you about when sour so it's ANCIENT HISTORY.

Now there are three girls that a homeboy is involved in:

Girl 1 - is the hottest, cutest and sweetest. She also a "boyfriend" but one she won't be seeing for at least two years. And is out of my league, ifyouknowwhatimean.

Girl 2 - is second hottest but a bitch. She is sometimes OK with me and only wants my ass about 5% of the time. But she be a factor.

Girl 3 - is the least hottest and a bitch. But my bros keep telling me that a ho wants a Superman like me to take her to Nirvana and make her scream "AWOOGH AWOOGH!". But HOWEVER, she is not showing it and acts like a bitch to me. So I don't know if the bros are right or not. But she is desperate, a homeboy senses that. HOWEVER, I think she lacks confidence and will never make the first move.

THE X-FACTOR: Since all this is actually happening in "real life", this means the hipster ubermensch that is Esteban Buttez/King Boy Pato is replaced by a different real life character who lacks confidence and fears rejection. Therefore he lacks the confidence to even ask out Girl 3 and would be crushed by rejection from even Girl 1, let alone Girl 3.

1p3, I ask you to help a bro out (and if you got issues with hoes, talk to a homeboy like me about it). Peace out.