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and why?

should we jump ship?

is the love we had gone gone gone?

i miss yall.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 12 April 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

yo momma so fat she spend $100 on the $1 menu at mcdonalds

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

It hasn't been the love that's been gone gone gone, rxy!

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

I don't spend asmuch time here because I get frustrated that I don't understand how to revive old threads - or where to even find them.

But I get to see you in real life anyway.

― ni jo leeeeeee, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

nij otm

― roxymuzak, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'd rather the fire-storm of atmospheres
Than this cruel descent from a hundred years
Of dream, into the starkness of the capsule.
Two of our crew still lay suspended, cool
In their tombs of sleep. The nagging choirs
Of memory, the lenghts of tube, and wires
Worming from their flesh to machinery
I would have to cut. Such midwifery
Is just one function of the leader here:
Floating in a sac of fluid dark, a clear
Century of space away from Earth.
One man stared from the trauma of this birth
Attentive to the tapes asssuring him
This was reality, however grim:
Our journey's end. The landing itself
Was nothing. We just touched upon a shelf
Of rock selected by the Automind.
And left a galaxy of dreams behind.....

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get to see roxy and nij irl

*le cry*

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

make one visit to the worlds fair

oops too late

― roxymuzak, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

haw.

with slaw.

― ni jo leeeeeee, Saturday, 21 April 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Can I still see the wigs in the Sunsphere?

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://ps-ar-phs.waatpartner.com/dl/JJwLx8rOymgn37jBgh9F9BvbjH9GebicDzOhsY5unuUwJ1Dro6EFw5qsy-i-PdXnprlNu-lMFPnupn9F0t-gUl4Cw4f99Pnm0ls7_LmiqbA/isabella.3gp

― chaki, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

<3<3

― roxymuzak, Friday, 4 January 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

i called every dumb thing that crossed my path 'retardo montalban' for a few weeks after this thread started

― jergïns, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

;)

― roxymuzak, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

everyone is in an uproar cuz i called this thread retardo montalban: My coworker is going to get fired, I'm in the loop, what should I do?

― chaki, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

yeah now you'll get eternal credit for coining it!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

ps that thread IS retardo montalban, so good work

― roxymuzak, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

ive had the phrase 'retardo montalban' running through my head since roxy bumped this thread.

― gr8080, Friday, 4 January 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

Me too. It'll start coming out at work and completely surprise me.

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 4 January 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

Retardo Montalban's Blurbs
About me:
Here's a true-to-life little sliver of dialogue that might shed a little light on the answer to this question:

Eleanor, Age 4: What's your name?

Me: My name is Peter.

Eleanor: Ha Ha, that's funny. Like Spiderman, huh?

Me: { sigh }

Eleanor: Why do you have an earring?

Me: Because I like it.

Eleanor: Is it because you want to look like a pirate?

Me: { buries his head in his hands and again sighs a deep sigh } Yes, Eleanor. So I can look like a pirate. That's why I have an earring.

Eleanor: Well you don't do a very good job at it. You don't look like a pirate at all...

Who I'd like to meet:
Tell you what - If you're NOT one of the people I want to meet, I'll be sure to tell you.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 5 January 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

{ sigh }

― libcrypt, Saturday, 5 January 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

"haw with slaw" is pretty good too

― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

GIVING MY SIS HER ^S

― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

problem with this board is that nobody's name is an animal followed by a language anymore.

I'm tempted to ban everyone whose name does not comply with the rule.

― ken c, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

sez the animal Ken in C language

― Embarchie, Friday, 25 January 2008 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

C++

― roxymuzak, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

ken is the DG of this board!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ ban

― DG, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

retardo montalban

Defend the Indefensible: People who think that just referencing Mr T or David Hasslehoff makes them some kind of comic genius

-- gabbneb, Saturday, January 26, 2008 7:25 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― chakles, Sunday, 27 January 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

<3<3<3

― genital grinder (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 September 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

it is official

― genital grinder (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 September 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

<3 <3 <3 <3

― tehresa, Sunday, 8 November 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

so necessary

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

i understand i am a relative newcomer to 1p3, but i am glad to be here and thankful that you will have me. thank you goodnight and good luck.

― ian, Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:23 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

<3 <3 <3 <3

― tehresa, Saturday, November 7, 2009 10:40 PM

― tehresa, Friday, 15 January 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

i understand i am a relative newcomer to 1p3, but i am glad to be here and thankful that you will have me. thank you goodnight and good luck.

― ian, Sunday, November 8, 2009 7:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

― Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

<3<3

― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 17 January 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

guys i think i'd rather get powder hand than read your leftovers....2m2s?

― conawaaaysniper, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

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