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Yo Mama so dumb she thought Pere Ubu was a solo artist!

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yo Mama so fat she was hunted almost to extinction in the 1800s for her precious blubber that made oil lamps!

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

'ya mama got a peg leg with a kickstand'
'ya mamas glasses are so thick when she look at a map she see people waving at her'
'Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it'
'Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings'
'Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor'

- pharcyde

― fuzz, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yo Mama thought your post sucked so much she just tried to have a post-natal abortion.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.website.com/yourimage.jpeg

― fuzz, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Yo mama posts so shit that she be a noize board poster.

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 December 2007 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

zzzz

― roxymuzak, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

nigga i be tellin it like it is

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

'ya mamas glasses are so thick when she look at a map she see people waving at her'

????

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 December 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

maps.google.com, Cuot1s.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 December 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

cout1s steph3ns

― jergïns, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

yo mama so old she has jesus's beeper number

― latebloomer, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

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