Favourite kind of anus?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Well-Scrubbed	5
Au Naturel	4
Porn Star Bleached	2

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

gothic

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

fuck u curtis

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 June 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

gothic

That'll be Au Naturel then.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

curtis otm.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

Scrub the poop deck.

― jim, Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

1p3 = centrist on the anus issue

― gr8080, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

I totally can't remember which I voted for

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

It was a close 'un, through.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

through what, Estie?

― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

black

― am0n, Friday, 29 June 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

change my vote to black

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg

― ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉)ttegåR deN (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

both revives on this are totally ?????

― genital grinder (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 September 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

eight years pass...

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg

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― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Friday, 21 April 2017 09:18 (nine years ago)

no 'prolapsed' no credibility

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 09:29 (nine years ago)

I love me a veinous anus.

― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 10:18 (nine years ago)

make a wish upon the wish anus

― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Friday, 21 April 2017 10:25 (nine years ago)

dude u shld not b scrubbing ur anus

shoot up some water up there like a washlet does and u're golden

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:35 (nine years ago)

are we gonna have to talk about wiping ass with a duck neck again

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:43 (nine years ago)

The answer to that question will never be 'no'.

― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus

― new noise, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)

Thank u for the gift

― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:57 (nine years ago)

if there's not a lootcrate-style service which ships a box of chocolate anuses to you door every month i'll be disappointed

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:59 (nine years ago)

poopcrate?

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:59 (nine years ago)

P'arsehole

― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (nine years ago)

celebrity anuses sorely missing from that collection

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (nine years ago)

dear subscriber

due to technical difficulties with our suppliers we will be unable to supply you with brian dennehy-branded anus chocolates as promised. however, we have reached a deal with charles dance and we will be including a selection from our limited-run maggie smith collection as a goodwill gesture

yours in christ,
steve anus, ceo

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:09 (nine years ago)

FPs for everyone

("FP" = "Flying Penis")

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (nine years ago)

ah, the kasparov gambit

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (nine years ago)

Famous Anus Chocolate Chip

― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:40 (nine years ago)

'waiter, there's a fly in my anus'

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:41 (nine years ago)

haha

not gonna go there

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:43 (nine years ago)

fly already went there iirc

― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:47 (nine years ago)

https://resizing.flixster.com/EJKlv_AIDa5Fkk2u7ufHzz92TPw=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTIwODM3ODtqOzE3MzY0OzEyMDA7ODMxOzExMDg

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:47 (nine years ago)

Well, this thread quickly surpassed over a decade of storied competition to become my favorite of all time.

― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:48 (nine years ago)

(perfectly-formed) British anus

How is perfect British anus formed?

― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:51 (nine years ago)

stiff upper lip iirc

― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:01 (nine years ago)

tightass

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:14 (nine years ago)

booty cleaner to thread

― a but (brimstead), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:16 (nine years ago)

sometimes I like to have a little caviar while I eat the booty

― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:50 (nine years ago)

can one of the non-Pato 1p3 mods delete this thread or move it to COGH so i don't have to remove 1p3 from my sna

― flopson, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:03 (nine years ago)

we'll make sure to booty bump this thread often

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:14 (nine years ago)

"shitty little donut anus"

― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 April 2017 00:09 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:35 (five years ago)

Harness the power
Dino-butthole

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:56 (five years ago)

growing up we ate Famous Anus cookies

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:00 (five years ago)

Famous Anus Chocolate Chip
― Neanderthal, Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:40 AM (four years ago)

― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:16 (five years ago)

My brother and I preferred the alternate name, Veinous Anus

― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:19 (five years ago)

I love me a veinous anus.
― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, April 21, 2017 8:18 PM (three years ago)

― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:48 (five years ago)

We're all doing very important work here, I feel

― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:52 (five years ago)

Xxxpost lol jfc of course i posted in this thread and made the same goddamn joek years ago ofc

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 06:41 (five years ago)

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