New name, new look, same old nerds!
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)
I HATE DUBYA SO MUCH so I'm going to ironically dress up as an ill-informed hick in order to stick it to THE MAN.
http://www.wsu.edu/~arola/images/j_tee.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)
'Ello darlin', d'ya fancy a fuck?
http://photos-545.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v97/152/89/509033545/n509033545_73505_1557.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)
How to look macho: be a man and have a beer.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1056/526790364_d336fb0974.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)
A scene from your Typical ILXOR Male's hot date.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/IMG_7829.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)
Now let's have an "ironic" gay kiss.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1001/525027430_73ce922bc2.jpg?
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)
i hope that girl is slipping a laxative into lex's beer
― John Splith, Friday, 22 June 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)
Step 1: Toothbrush, Toothpaste and Mouthwash Step 2: ????? Step 3: PROFIT
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/470276264_e7ef013d42.jpg?
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
roofies
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
isn't that a date rape drug? does not compute
― John Splith, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
Ask Tuomas about strap-ons.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)
Southern Republican Lawyer For Hire - specialising in suing Negro Atheist Homosexual Liberal-Socialist-Communists and keepin' the Ten Commandments in Schools.
http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/2900im003577.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)
Hyuck!
http://photos-302.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v75/204/2/507994302/n507994302_70641_8049.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:46 (eighteen years ago)
And coming in at fourth place in 2007's "World's Gayest Polo Shirt" Championships is...
http://photos-681.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v81/23/91/4302681/n4302681_30620464_4373.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)
Estie back to his best!
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 2 July 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)
don p otm.
― gr8080, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
BREAKING NEWS: OPTIMUS PRIME RAPED!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/687756133_a12edd3b05.jpg?v=0
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
Now here's what the "Comic Book Guy" from The Simpsons would look like in real life...
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/694418978_b0e01bc37e.jpg?v=0
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU: Napoleon Dynamite 2 starring "Jon"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/487693828_c4ab00c3bc.jpg?v=0
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)
MOAR
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
How many times has L0u1s J@gger masturbated over this photo so far?
http://photos-735.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v99/28/31/908735/n908735_35280379_5142.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 15 July 2007 09:29 (eighteen years ago)
stevem and his many, many friends
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1293/763038413_6049cb6bfa.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 15 July 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)
MOAR MOAR
― Heave Ho, Sunday, 15 July 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)
lol @ rogue pair of galoshes in last photo
es-T u rock
― roxymuzak, Monday, 16 July 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)
Halooo
hundreds of ILXOR photoes are just crying out for funny captions (and i'm not mean enough for the task)
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)
Settle, Gretel.
I'm getting around to it.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe if I find a non-retarded MySpace layout this decade, then I can get back to posting hi-larious captions of Trayce's latest self-portrait.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
How many times has Louis Jagger masturbated over this photo so far?
I say: 7
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)
why MySpace? just post em here
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
NewAnswerControllerServlet
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
Sorry, you're too indie to join the Killing Joke Fan Club!
http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2007-09-02%2015.37.57%20-0700/Image-D15E03FF59A011DC.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)
"Hey, maw! Looky here at this there funny lookin' pregnant man!"
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/1327236437_1b359e0d00.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)
"Maybe my indie folk record will be reviewed in Pitchfork...maybe one day...maybe..."
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1368/1316842258_410e058d4d.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
HELLLLLLLO LAAAAAAADIES
http://photos-239.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v108/103/125/36910239/n36910239_34494204_4302.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)
I am going to cum on my computer
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
the closest that jon williams will ever get to pussy
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/341650659_ea22444fba.jpg?v=0
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
So emo.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/pillow.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
"This is the last time my Azn boyfriend takes me out to a party like this one."
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/xmas1.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
I guess some of these latest ones are a bit too close to home!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
estie there are some ripe Ed and AlexinNYC pics this month, fyi.
― gr8080, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)
Optimus Prime Raped. Someone should do a drawing of that.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 December 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)
No Aja/Dante, No ILXors On Parade
Our demands are simple.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 10 December 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)
Ah, c'mon!
― dell, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
ilxors on parade or ban
― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
stakes are high
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
ban
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)
Let the champagne splash Let that man get cash, let that man get past He don't need to stop to get gas, If he can move through the rumors, he can drive off of fumes Cause how he move in a room full of No's? How he stay faithful in a room full of hoes? Must be the pharoahs, he in tune with his soul, So when he buried in a tomb full of gold. Treasure, what's your pleasure? Life is a, uh, depending how you dress her So if the devil wear Prada, Adam Eve wear nada, I'm in between, but way more fresher With way less effort Cause when you try hard, That's when you die hard Ya'll homies looking like "Why God?" When they reminisce over you, my God...
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)
that coutenance is frightening
― electricsound, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
countenance even
ILXors on Parade: In The Mainstream
fuk u
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)
o i saw this one coming
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
Mad props for Tuomas on making it far more entertaining than it should have been.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)
That was quick...
― dell, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)
Archived: ILXors on Parade: In The Mainstream
Includes a Masonic Kate zing you might have missed.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)
The first Alex in NYC one works so beautifully.
― dell, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, the Alex inNYC one made me lol.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/424469802_f2846a69e8.jpg
― Crêpe, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)
wtf Crepe, a) i've never seen that pic before, b) i don't know where it was taken, c) i don't know who the other guy is
learn me your methods
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 8:58 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― chaki, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
There's never been one of me. u_u
― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
Pato needs to find those Ren-Fair pics.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
Ahh right. Well, never mind then.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
where's the Louis post from?
― Crêpe, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
BANNED FROM 1P3 THREZAD
― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://i15.tinypic.com/8eavv5g.jpgORIGINAL BY DRAKESTONE PRODUCTS
― Crêpe, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
Is that Grand Rapids?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)
Google img search result for Grand Rapids:
http://img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/51/64/0000035164_20061021060719.jpg
I think I like grand rapids
― Crêpe, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.migman.com/pics/1980_combat/TFHBOB_01.jpg
http://www.airforce.forces.gc.ca/16wing/news/news_images/Their_Finest_Hour.jpg
http://www.freequizzes.co.uk/acatalog/battleofbritain.jpg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
otm
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
Argh, this shit is why everyone thinks I'm a poor performer now. I can't match this quality!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 3 March 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)
that kate pic crepes me the fuck out
― omar little, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)
try, pato!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 March 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
-- roxymuzak, Monday, December 10, 2007 5:48 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
alexinnyc "killing joke fanclub" still makes me lol
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
Well, it is impossible to fuck up an Alex In NYC picture zing.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)
roxy actually believed i was gay and had an asian boyfriend for several months as a result of this thread.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)
not JUST because of that!!!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)
(ok mostly because of that)
^^^ I still lol every time I see this pic for some reason
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)
is that jess?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)
no its kily's boyfriend
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)
― gr8080, Tuesday, March 4, 2008 3:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, March 4, 2008 3:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
lol
― velko, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:00 (seventeen years ago)
haha
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)