Which ILX Superstar-In-Waiting should 1p3 adopt next?

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Well, Aja/Dante & 1p3 have had Passantino as our ILX Superstar-In-Waiting for ages now and it doesn't look like he'll ever reach the heights of Tuomas - so I guess we're going to have to bite the bullet and find someone that 1p3 can mold into the next big thing.

I'm open to all nominations before a final vote.

WARNING: If anyone suggests Louis Jagger, I'm giving them a 3-day banning.

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

lol teh crepe

teh fagtog, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Look for Clone Users"

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Lol, I am pwn3d. You can call that one a shot back for that "comic book guy" crack.

Pashmina, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Matthew%20Perpetua&diff=142555688&oldid=142467778

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

tinchystreidermk2

Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

well it isn't King Boy Fago, that's for sure.

Esteban Buttez, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Farewell Esteban "gr8080" Buttez, we hardly knew ye.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

louis jagger

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 8 July 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, glorious day! Forks has been banned from 1p3 FOREVER!!

This is the happiest day of my internet life!!

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 8 July 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

Boy howdy, this thread has been a trainwreck!!

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)

your gay

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

nigga plz

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

I came out from work tonight and there was a convertable, expensive type, brand new, hovering in the middle of the isle of the parking lot, motor running, next to my car.

I got a little nervous and tried to get into my car fast, and the car backed up to where the driver was parallel with me. It was a young beautiful woman, dark hair, smoking and seemed totally lethal. I was honestly afraid of her and wondered why, and in a second I thought, she looks like Aeon Flux!

I drove home thinking of her, wondering about her, what would or could she have possibly done that I had that fear, except she exuded this dangerous feeling to me.

In lieu of that similiarity to Aeon I also found it interesting that she should be the character chosen to be subjected to stories centering around philosphical themes. You would expect someone more pensive, withdrawn, Einstein-like or something.

-- Barb e., Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:43 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

La la la la
Wait 'til I get my money right

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace
I told God I'd be back in a second
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless
To whom much is given, much is tested
Get arrested, guess until he get the message
I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny
And what'd I do? Act more stupidly
Bought more jewelry, More Louis V
My mama couldn't get through to me
The drama, people suing me
I'm on T.V. talking like it's just you and me
I'm just saying how I feel man
I ain't one of the Cosby's, I ain't going to heal, man
I guess the money should've changed them
I guess I should've forgot where I came from

La la la la
Wait 'til I get my money right
La la la la
Then you can't tell me nothing right?
Excuse me, was you saying something?
Uh, uh, you can't tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Uh, uh, you can't tell me nothing

Let up the suicide doors
This is my life homie, you decide yours
I know that Jesus died for us
But I couldn't tell you who decide wars
So I parallel double-parked that motherf**ker sideways
Old folks talking 'bout back in my day
But homie, this is my day
Class started two hours ago, oh, am I late?
Know I already graduated
And you can live through anything if magic made it
They say I talk with so much emphasis
OOH, they so sensitive
Don't ever fix your lips like college and
Then say something where you gon end up apolog'in
Let me know if it's a problem then
A'ight man, holla then

Let the champagne splash
Let that man get cash, let that man get past
He don't need to stop to get gas,
If he can move through the rumors, he can drive off of fumes
Cause how he move in a room full of No's?
How he stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Must be the pharoahs, he in tune with his soul,
So when he buried in a tomb full of gold.
Treasure, what's your pleasure?
Life is a, uh, depending how you dress her
So if the devil wear Prada, Adam Eve wear nada,
I'm in between, but way more fresher
With way less effort
Cause when you try hard,
That's when you die hard
Ya'll homies looking like "Why God?"
When they reminisce over you, my God...

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 8 of 8 from www.footballchants.org for "nice to know you're here". (0.47 seconds)

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.allaboutcabo.com/images/enriqu1.jpg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

you guys want pipecock? we passed him up in the draft picks

John Justen, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

crabcigar?
Kevin John Bozelka?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

no THANK you

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

aw i was just thinking of crabcigar yesterday.

gr8080, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

crabcigar APPRECIATION THREAD

gr8080, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)


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