Lovebirds

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One year in college I was bored and decided to become an amateur private investigator, and placed an ad in the local paper. A woman answered, claiming her husband was cheating on her and she wanted photographic evidence. I met with her and she said she'd pay me twenty dollars a day plus expenses. I ended up following her husband after he left work one night, and followed him to a deserted barn on the outskirts of the city, probably about 60 miles northwest of Chicago. He entered the barn and emerged with an armful of chickens! I snapped pix of this activity naturally, curious as to what it could mean. He got on the interstate and headed for Wisconsin, I pursued. I followed him to a field just outside of Janesville, where he took off his clothes, covered himself in chicken feed, and had the chickens eat off his corpulent body. After vomiting, I snapped some pix and went the 120 miles back to Chicago.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), August 18th, 2004.