(With apologises to Pete Wylie.)
First they kick 16.5 then they kick 29.25 and then you realise you got the wooden spoon. So you try to get back Pagan to stop (coaching) try to get Fevola sobered up and then you realise you're telling the Story of the Carlton Blues
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
WINMAR WINMAR WINMAR TO LOCKEEETTTT.
(sorry I just suddenly thought of that. RIP TISM ;_;)
― Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)
I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 19 July 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)
Hello here! Not gradico I this thread, can change it in order to ask the Rodman?
― rodman, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
rodman, do AFL player's tiny shorts obtain you much hard one?
― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
I suggest calling him R0dman - in a similar fashion to, say, Curt1s Stephens.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 July 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)
Not that R0dman is a Curt1s sockpuppet or anything.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 July 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)
Anyone would think I was none the wiser.
― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)
*I* would, ya dumb tart!!
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 July 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)
(j/k?)
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 July 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)
Haw.
― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)
the rodman thing is well-known, estie
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)
Not to me, I don't have time to catch up with all the in-jokes. I'm too busy making them!!
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 20 July 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
Last week, I post this thread.
This week, Dennis Pagan quits coaching Carlton.
THE SYSTEM WORKS!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)
this cant become some awful aussie board
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
this cant become some awful aussie rulez board
― Drooone, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
thx for the correction, drooone
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 08:30 (eighteen years ago)
Also, the fate of the Carlton Football Club is a GLOBAL issue.
Well, an issue for the Italians in Lygon Street anyway.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)
Dear Carlton Football Club: great job, guys! You've done it again! You finally sack Pagan and get someone even worse in the form of Ratten. And how do you reward his totally awesome record of being our arses kicked in every game? By making him the full time job, of course - without bothering to do an interview or any of those wacky tests that Melbourne are doing.
I think...I will be watching SANFL only next year if South Adelaide gets a decent new coach.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 26 August 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)
Carlton win a match! Carlton win a match against Collingwood! We're less shit than Port Adelaide now! Happy days are here again!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)
-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
I guess it can
― roxymuzak, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Sucks to be you!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 April 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)
(grady: lol at controversial mod edit^)
estie u are long overdue for an attitude adjustment
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:39 (seventeen years ago)
Is that a threat, missy??
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:02 (seventeen years ago)
-- roxymuzak, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT, it's only frickin' esty who's doing all the aussie stuff here. DON'T TAR US WITH THE BUTT BRUSH
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
(butt = buttez, see)
Well, there goes your invite to the Australian secret board.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)
That thread seems to have been deleted, taking numerous Tuomasite nuggets with it.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)
I know, I know, and you think they could have sent it to ITR.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 10:04 (seventeen years ago)
And by "they", I mean the thugs in the scallop industry!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 10:28 (seventeen years ago)
BAM
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 11:45 (seventeen years ago)
Anyway, I did follow through with my threat and I have been watching more South Adelaide under GENTLEMAN JACK CAHILL, thank you very much. 3 for 3 in their best start to a SANFL season ever since "Knuckles" Kerley pulled on the blue and white.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)