The 2007 1p3 Census

If you have clicked on this thread, you are legally mandated to participate in The 2007 1p3 Census (T21C for short) and answer every question unless you have already participated and just checking up on the thread. Failure to take part unless you already have taken part will result in punishment, which in this case, is having to answer questions about western culture from Tuomas and The Lex. Please, no betting (unless you cut me in).

HERE BE QUESTIONS FOR YOU TO ANSWER:

1. What is you real (NOT INTERNETS) name?
2. What is your gender?
3. What location do you live?
4. What is your favourite colour? (If North American, skip this question and proceed to question 5. If Non-North American, please answer this question and then proceed to question 6.)
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What is "our" song?
7. Wha'appen?
8. What is your level of education?
9. Who is your favourite Australian Rules Footballer?
10. Have you ever faked the funk on a nasty dunk?
11. What is the capital of Estonia?
12. Should the Noize Board be deleted from ILX and all its posters be sent to 1p3's Cambodian Re-education Camps?
13. Belle or Sebastian?
14. Cleavage, Yay or Nay?
15. Who he?
16. Who is your favourite Kraftwerk member?
17. Who is your favourite shemale?
18. Who is your favourite favourite?
19. Is Basement Jaxx the worst thing ever or just the second worst thing ever?
20. What is your favourite country to play while playing a grand strategy computer game?
21. What is your favourite ale?
22. What is your favourite stout?
23. What is your favourite lager?
24. What is your favourite bitter?
25. What is your favourite Bavarian-style wheat white beer?
26. Where has Dom Passantino been banished to?
27. Did you ever get asked by a female friend to lift her up so she can crack her back and if you did, did you get a boner because it happened to me and it was slightly embarassing.
28. Even through it wasn't as bad as the time when she jokingly sat in my lap in an attempted non-sexual manner.
29. Can you tell me what is a good strategy game that I can torrent but isn't that huge a download because my DSL connection is sucking recently?
30. Who is your favourite communist?
31. Who is your favourite communications specialist?
32. Can U Dig It?
33. Can U Dig It, Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
34. What is your level in World of Warcraft?
35. Are you Finnish?
36. When did you last have Crystal Meth (known on tha streetz as "Ice") and don't say you haven't because EVERYONE UNDER FOUTY IS HOOKED ON ICE!!!
37. Who Are You? Who Who Who Who?
38. Cracked Pepper?
39. Hot Chip?
40. Colonel Klink, did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?