THAT'S RIGHT, SON!! WE GOT FREE OINK INVITES HERE!!
A friend of mine called Steve got mad propz on Oink for totally seeding The Police's Greatest Hits - and he got him a truckload of Oink invites! Yessir! And we're giving them away here! On 1p3! This is the only place you'll find them apart from www.geocities.com/xxTheBlackParaide1992xx !!
All you have to do to get YOUR FREE OINK INVITE is to answer THREE EASY QUESTIONS!! Here they are:
1. What was the original name for popular English electropop outfit, "Hot Chip"? 2. What is the name of Vini Reilly's cat? 3. How much pubic hair did Kate Bush have on September 2, 1982?
Reply with your answers in this thread and A FREE OINK INVITE WILL BE YOURS!!
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 28 July 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
I should add that this not another Oink invite scam like the one perputrated by those second-rate situationists on ILM or IRE - this is the real deal, FREE OINK INVITES!!
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 28 July 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4058/imhotqo0.jpg
Oink's What do you look like thread is great!
― svend, Saturday, 28 July 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)
That's the kind of person we're looking to give away FREE OINK INVITES to - just as long as he answers those three questions!!
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 29 July 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)
i'm worried
― jergïns, Sunday, 29 July 2007 08:04 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.ultramassage.com/images/BM-640-BobLegs-6824.jpg
― Confounded, Sunday, 29 July 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
King Boy Pato account suspended 60 days.
― Oink Administrator, Sunday, 29 July 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)
Who's going to seed those Durutti Column torrents then?
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:16 (nineteen years ago)
THIS OFFER IS STILL AVALIABLE!!
UNTIL WE RUN OUT!!
POST TO-DAY!!
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 25 August 2007 06:57 (nineteen years ago)
I need one but dont know the answers to the questions. I'm going to be honest, I love Umphrey's McGee and I want to download their shows. Help me out.
― Brickwall2711, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
My Email address is Brickwall2✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Brickwall2711, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
― am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)
yawn
― sanskrit, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)
They dn't have "?" in e-mail addresses, dude.
But that's a moot point because according to 1p3 by-law 147(b), "no Oink invites for fags that like Humphrey McGee".
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
lolol
― W4LTER, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)
besides if you like umph shouldn't you be on bt.etree.org?
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 08:20 (nineteen years ago)
help us esteban, you're our only hope.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
lololol
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
Anyone for IndieTorrent invites then because we got a huge load of...oh, forget it.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
1- Ready for the Floor2- Ruby3- abundant
I tried to do my best with answering.Do you still have any invites left?
― Bobbyone, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
u saddo
― ere, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:40 (sixteen years ago)
1. WRONG 2. WRONG 3. CORRECT
Sorry, bub, but that's only one out of three. You get NOTHING! Try harder next time, noob.
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 09:28 (sixteen years ago)