http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9b/Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
are the sort of think sober people drive around at 6AM prank-calling radio stations requesting (Do you have their new album "Cocktail Bar"?)
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
This is a classy thread.
I'm the type of person that prank calls people at random and asks "is your fridge is running? It is? Then you better go and run after it then!"
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
He also called this cab company asking for a pickup at "sheeting deek-neeple avenyou" and after repeating it like 3 times, the guy on the other line yelled something among the lines of YOUR MOTHER SUCKS MY COCK YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. classic.
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
the overwhelming absurdity of the shitting dick nipples is not to be taken lightly. it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst 18-25 year olds. those who find themselves at diners in New Jersey at 4 in the morning are especially at risk.
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
I've only seen New Jersey through a Greyhound bus window and I intend to keep it that way, especially after this new knowledge.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 5 August 2007 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
WAU.
The shitting dick at right is actually jizzzing dick though.
― Drooone, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
yes, is true.
more examples can be seen at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shitting_dick_nipples
― Stevie D, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
Very Good.
― Drooone, Monday, 6 August 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
it can be especially laughter-fit inducing amongst <strike>18-25</strike>12-15 year olds.
― tehresa, Monday, 6 August 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago)
i always forget to convert to bbcode. pwnd.
tehresa, you might have FAILED THE SPELLING BEE but you have PASSED THE 1P3PSI CHALLENGE!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 6 August 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago)
a rather dark period in the history of this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:30 (seventeen years ago)
fuck you no way. I was so happy to see it bumped up to the top.
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:43 (seventeen years ago)
stevie d's moment
xpost
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:44 (seventeen years ago)
it's cool, stevie, we're all about luv on this board
― gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:45 (seventeen years ago)
penis/shit/nip/nip love
― karachi handshake, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:50 (seventeen years ago)
Bad.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
It appears she's a sportscaster, and I think the dicknipps are the color commentators. (The left one took the term too literally: "I show you: Brrrooowwwwnnnn!")
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago)
Pictures like this make me think far fewer Japanese baby boys get circumcised than boys born in American hospitals.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
America loves it's foreskin-knifin'
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago)
I think it is a shame and a waste.
― Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago)
ehh who cares, just skin
― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://sa.madtasty.com/images/nws/furry/dicknipples8lr.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago)
^lack of the 'skin.
― W4LTER, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago)
The first thing I noticed about that was "ew! Black tights!"
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago)
JW's "contribution" lacks the class of Stevie D's.
I'm proud to have introduced Stevie D to 1p3, btw. One of things I never get thanked for!!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago)
― karachi handshake
― velko, Monday, 27 October 2008 05:59 (sixteen years ago)
RTS SPOR
― (unregistered) (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago)
<3
― wilter, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:55 (sixteen years ago)
happy anniversary!
― velko, Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.futanaria.com/previews/36_DickTits.jpg
― （ ´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
WHY DID I FUCKING CLICK ON THIS THREAD? I KNEW WHAT I WAS IN FOR. GAH!!!!!
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
the first pic isn't even the worst one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
last one would make an A+ t-shirt
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
oh my god.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
I have been trying to figure out what the Japanese name for those drawings of women with multiple, really exaggeratedly large boobs is. Like, they'll have multiple boobs and multiple nipples and probably cows' ears or something. I saw a few pictures a few years ago and now it's like they don't exist (I'm all like, what, no meme?). That "Nipplicious Dick Goddess" is ridiculous. It's hilarious that people have made some kind of live action version of the picture in the original post or whatever it's a variation of.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
happy new year!
― velko, Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
I like how this thread is so not safe that it needs TWO warnings plus the third warning that is the title
― art crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRGP2ct6LY
― buzza, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
Shitting dick nipples has robbed me of some precious sleep in my day.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
I am sorry Abbbottt.
― Shallots Are As Good As Joyce Brothers (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago)
good song!
― gr8080, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)
Dipstick Then Lisping
― cocaine snorting suburbanite who says "retard" (buzza), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago)
shitting dick nipples itt
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://orz.gurochan.net/req/archive/1110774277
― buzza, Saturday, 17 November 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago)
Fallen world, seven trumpets sounding, etc.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 November 2012 05:20 (twelve years ago)
22 Name: m 2005-09-15 18:56 ID:q+P5RCZ9 [Del]this is the stupidest, least erotic bullshit ive ever seen posted. there is absolutley nothing sexy about shtting nipples. it doent even make sense.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago)
Name: Hooly 2005-09-07 20:44 ID:XGBXwe3A [Del]Screw my girlfriend having all the fun, if shitting dicks came out of my tits, that'd ROCK!
― sarahell, Saturday, 17 November 2012 08:34 (twelve years ago)
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/B076A0D3-F2D0-4D0B-9CA0-1CB9608AF22B_zps3a735mtc.jpg
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:49 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zkYhuVE.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 27 March 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)
Dick nips
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2019 23:56 (five years ago)
yes?
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:12 (five years ago)
I thought saying it would summon them
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:00 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/2CLiX1Y.png
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:26 (four years ago)
Okay, so I'm just blind for the rest of my life now, I guess
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2hA_Xjr33E
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:37 (four years ago)
i think for me the magic is in looking for the tip of his dick. clearly, we all see his balls, which have fully descended.
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:47 (four years ago)
I wouldn't say they've completely descended until they're resting comfortably on the shower floor.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:56 (four years ago)
thing is, what happens when the floor shatters on impact. it really goes back to the central philosophical question "what is a hole"
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:03 (four years ago)