QUOTE OF THE DAY

I've changed my tune in regards to The Gradster.

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, August 13, 2007 11:04 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Wikipedia listed avant-garde metal but I didn't include it as I thought people would say no such thing existed and was utterly ridiculous.

-- The Twisted Pollstarter, Thursday, 16 August 2007 22:51 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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it seems to me that dubya is the leroy jenkins of the free world. XD i mean just replace the party with the un the cave could be iraq. DUBYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBUUUUUUUSH!

captincustos89

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5149/paulsmithtoolek3.jpg

;_; I just found out about this hot person today and you had to go and ruin her with dicks. Thanks.

-- kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 18 August 2007 11:24

"I loved Tintin's outlandish adventures," Piyush Raghani, a novel collector told the Indian Express.

no wonder americans are so well informed about the rest of the world

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Just got offed, Monday, 20 August 2007 09:08 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

screw dat i fucking hate debates

erection moreliek

-- W4LTER, Monday, 20 August 2007 11:16 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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sir mounter, who do you mount, sir?

-- Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 20 August 2007 16:54 (5 hours ago)

Eliza Dushku is in "Wrong Turn" and just at look them boobies!
-- C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Good work ignoring my requests to ban him two weeks ago mods. Just think how much pain and suffering could have been avoided if you got over your virulent anti-papism.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 11:23 (59 minutes ago)

you all are really wrong about mtvU, especially the dude who says they play non-music programming. they maybe did a few specials about AIDS or something but at that point its just time for a nap anyway.
also ionno at what time you dudes were watching mtvU but i always saw plenty of tv on the radio/islands/el-p/lupe/tokyo police club and usually some type of reggae/ton bloc.
fuck you haters.

-- Jordan Sargent, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:57 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

XD

lol @ ppl taking "fuck you haters" seriously.

Not much is taken seriously here, Sargent.

I fell that Kanye had the guts to say what a lotofpeoplewanted to say but did not. Kanye is not stupid, neither is he dumb. As far as fifty goes, he cant shine like Kanye can. Kanye is a very grounded artist whodoes not need the media to make him feel good

-- stephanie w (sweetp3)

i certainly don't know what that means.
what are you even doing here?
shouldn't you be in some godspeed thread or something? shit.

-- andi, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 12:15 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

[15:10] WIZARDISHUNGRY: i think i banned myself u_u

-- sleep, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 9:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Well well well it looks like SOMEONE'S got a chip on their shoulder. I mean, how DARE Zach Braff direct a movie with himself in it and have a fit bird fall in love with him and even have the gall to include music he LIKES in the soundtrack!
-- wogan lenin (dog latin), Sunday, 24 September 2006 15:38 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

C-Gan Latin?

i don't get it

DL is a 1p3 founding member and mod!!

login: Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
backstory: insecure about his cock

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:40

thre are like 78 different synths on that song!

screw this

-- elan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 08:57 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

have a fit bird fall in love with him

it took me a long time to comprehend this

ban the real trolls: cutty and ethan blount

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 25, 2007 5:43 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Would I really speak of my nemesis in such honeyed tones?

Nay, the eyes are but obsidian-shot pellets of unalloyed fury, their fervent concentration lacerating the very screen I view with unshakeable conviction. Those eyes...I can only retreat and flee shamefaced from their demonic, absolute force...

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager)

(that was sanskrit)

?? http://wiki.matthew.ath.cx/index.cgi?Haberdager

Where does a hyper-jaded cynical person like you ever come into contact with all these wide-eyed naifs? I gave my real take on Burning Man WAAAY upthread, so I won't repeat myself, but I think that you are (probably deliberately) getting a weirdly skewed take on the whole deal.

-- schwantz, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:21 (9 minutes ago) Link

I have begun to fart loudly in the grocery store if no one's in the aisle.

-- Beth Parker, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:38 (1 hour ago) Link

wait you can "barely" stand "california love"

-- Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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the fuck?

-- Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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ok my bad didn't realize you wasn't you

-- Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^brah is v serious about his muzak yo.

Hahah that one of Beth's is awesome.

albert einstein was here longer before us

and now where is he?

DEAD, BITCH

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 25 November 2005 01:15 (1 year ago)

He's one of those things that's just there and a lot of 13-15 year old boys will like. "Oh he's past it" is missing the point, i.e. if you are old enough to think Swells is past it then STOP BUYING THE FUXORING NME! He's like the Warhammer 40,000 of rock criticism.

-- Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:21 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

But where does one find these girls that give handjobs to a soundtrack of late-period Roxy Music?

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, September 3, 2007 10:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

He's one of those things that's just there and a lot of 13-15 year old boys will like. "Oh he's past it" is missing the point, i.e. if you are old enough to think Esteban Buttez/King Boy Pato is past it then STOP POSTING IN FUXORING 1P3! He's like the Warhammer 40,000 of internet trolling.

i don't feel like telling you right now, but I'll tell you what pretentious music sounds like tomorrow. it's sorta like tom waits meets elliot smith meets bright eyes. I'll tell you tomorrow.

-- CaptainLorax, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:06 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^ I should have posted these here instead

do u guys think it's hot to like say the word faggot during sex?

-- Surmounter, Saturday, September 8, 2007 9:23 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Besides, I'm too busy trying to become a funny poster again to unban people.

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 3:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Not too busy to ban you if I need to, Gradski!

blogs and christgau are a couple of the worst things to happen to music writing
-- gear (gear), Thursday, August 11, 2005 10:35 AM (2 years ago)

rip ;_;

your face is overrated, pal!!!

-- roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 14:07

Do you mean I have no self-awareness, or my baiters? If (as seems likely) the former, then you've rushed to judgement, and your inaccurate criticism is nothing more than a lazy, lazy zing.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 18:41

I have a nice arse in a PVC miniskirt if I do say so myself.

-- Trayce

^ban

Whench? What is that?

-- Aja (aja), Saturday, December 27, 2003 1:48 PM (3 years ago)

your face is overrated, pal!!!

That was a direct homage to u, Estie!!

IN ORDER TO OVERCOME MY HATRED FOR THESE HOES AND YEARNING FOR MY OLD LADY, I HAVE WRITTEN A PROPOSITION TO ALLYZAY'S HUSBAND AND NEGOTIATIONS ARE IN PLACE FOR HER EXCHANGE FOR MY SCULPTURE OF HER VISAGE OUT OF THIS ONE DIAMOND I FOUND. THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY REMEDY IF NOTHING SHALL UPLIFT AND WARM MY SUNKEN FROZEN HEART

-- luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 10:25 PM (4 weeks ago)

wow.

:(

I don't want to be on the money anymore. Some sort of backlash is emerging.

-- nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, December 1, 2005 4:55 PM (1 year ago)

Music is long dead, so we browse at the images of genres before selecting that one, claim it to be number one and the best, then listen to the fucking thing before finally deluding ourselves that this is great and means something. This goes for all -ists and everyone.

Except me, of course.

-- Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), one year ago

Also, I would not buy Emperor albums for the reasons you cited above.

-- sleeve, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:08 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

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too bad

-- latebloomer, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:24 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

If knowing a classic record when I hear it --- whether if features a cock on the cover or not -- makes me a homo, then fetch me hither a pink feather boa at once, boys!!!!

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, August 5, 2004 6:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Looks like a blast from my past with his overalls and pierced titty all hanging out.

-- Jesse, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

A good friend of mine got back from Iraq and was performing cunnilingus on a cougar when her dog came up behind him and started licking his bare ass.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 9:06 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol