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#1 poster of the year for me personally

Poll Results

OptionVotes
hipsters 6
how gay ______ looks (burt_stanton/hipsters/sweaters) 6
girls who want to fuck burt_stanton 3
what bad writers other people are 2
his package and how it looks in jeans 1
brooklyn 0
how skinny he is and how that makes it hard for him to find clothes 0
law school 0
what a good writer he is 0


― some doobie brother (max), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

hipsters!

― t-t-totally some dude (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

brooklyn hipsters girls who want to fuck burt_stanton

― carne asada, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

brooklyn hipster girls who want to fuck burt stanton because of how his package looks in jeans that were tough to find because of how skinny he is from attending law school

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

how good he is at writing about brooklyn hipster girls who are bad writers but want to fuck burt stanton because of how his package looks in jeans that were tough to find because of how skinny he is from attending law school

― Jordan, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

its not "burt stanton" its "burt_stanton" guys

― some doobie brother (max), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

otherwise good work

― some doobie brother (max), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

oops!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

what bad writers other people are yes yes yall

― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

law school makes you fat, not skinny

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

just fyi

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

yeah this has been my observation

― Jordan, Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

i liked how gay sweaters look, esp on a skinny guy with a sticking-out package. now that's gay!

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

i only gained like 15 lbs from it but i'm tall and i was too skinny already, you should see the other girls in my class! hooooo-wee

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

[The 2008 United States presidential election] brooklyn hipsters girls who want to fuck burt_stanton his package and how it looks in jeans how skinny he is and how that makes it hard for him to find clothes how gay ______ looks (burt_stanton/hipsters/sweaters) law school what a good writer he is what bad writers other people are [/The 2008 United States presidential election]

― L@OO@K WHOS AWAKE NOW (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

when has he ever talked about his package

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

i kind of admire his mad, futile crusade against hipsters

― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

It's like he sees himself as Charlton Heston in The Omega Man, wandering the streets and eking out a living during the day, at night fending off bloodthirsty Brooklyn hipsters?

― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

and giving in to sex with girl s who want to fuck him but he doesnt want to fuck but he fucks them anayway

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

Fighting the good fight
XP

― carne asada, Friday, 14 November 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Surf's up fags!!!! ???

― ketchup dood (harbl), Saturday, 15 November 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

Europeans being "fruity"

― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 15 November 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

Surfs Up:
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19990625.html

― I G0T USED 2 iT™ (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

waterfalls of ladies and gentlemen

― goole, Saturday, 15 November 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Sudden death needed

― When I argue I wear Bapes (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

agreed. also we should have a run off for the top options on this poll.

― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

brooklyn got ROBBED

― ❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

write-in vote for nye plans

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ i have to admit, curious...

― Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

who is burt_stanton

― admrl, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

...

― The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

give adam a break he hasn't been around

― ill c u n may Schwwwwwww (harbl), Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

i always envy those who don't know the plot to pyscho before seeing it

― Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 2 January 2009 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

should we add dirty underwear to this, or is that really just a thread about girls who want to fuck burt_stanton

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

def need to add a "how hard it is to relate to society because of his brilliance and intense interest in esoterica" option those are quickly becoming a favorite

― Lamp, Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

tempted to make a burt_stanton bingo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

do it!!!!

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

no u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

;)

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

Thank god I didn't get my PhD. In English academia, if you don't have Noam Chomsky tattooed on one ass cheek and Che Guevera tattooed on the other, you're considered Adolf Hitler.

― burt_stanton, Thursday, June 19, 2008 12:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

*gets down on knees and thanks god*

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

*gets noam chomsky tattooed on one ass cheek*

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

mark_bauerlein

― goole, Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

what thread was the dirty underwear comment referencing

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

disgusting ass partner!!!

― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

how did law school get 0 votes

― iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha i remember disgusting ass partner

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER BE DELETED EVER EVER EVER

― WALKS LIKE A FUCKING HIPPIE (John Justen), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

is there a reason nobody really talks about the fact that he still posts

― iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

.......yes.

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

he does??

― markers, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

just wonderin! xp

― iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

he does?

― Oink Administrator (gr8080), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'm saddened that I didn't start posting until after this person had left. Unless he's still here...?

― corey, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

WE ARE ALL BURT_STANTON

― markers, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite burt_stanton alter ego was bart_stamberg

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

is there a reason nobody really talks about the fact that he still posts

― iatee, Monday, April 11, 2011 9:35 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

masterful

― i think drake distracts (dayo), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite burt_stanton alter ego was bart_stamberg

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Sunday, April 10, 2011 9:48 PM (3 minutes ago) [IP: 24.45.15.85] Bookmark

hiding in plain sight

― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 April 2011 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://hipsteripsum.me/

― ?_? (markers), Friday, 12 August 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://hipsteripsum.me/?paras=4&type=hipster-centric

― ?_? (markers), Friday, 12 August 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

haha that is a stupid webpage but it def belongs on this thread

kudos, markers

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

B-)

― (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers), Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

so burt was max's sock, right?

― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

or nabisco's?

― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

is there a reason nobody really talks about the fact that he still posts

next y'all are gonna tell me deeznuts still posts

and then libcrypt is gonna show up and reveal that he was posting here on uncle sam's payroll as part of some military experiment in social media

― dell (del), Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/etwRQQn.jpg

― the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)

http://kalden.home.xs4all.nl/verm/images/VermeerLittleStreet.JPG

― brimstead, Friday, 1 November 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)

hey, that's a vermeer, I saw that in amsterdam

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)

spectrum

― buzza, Friday, 1 November 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)

buzz spectrum

― (emphasis Treeship's) (Treeship), Friday, 1 November 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)


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