Happy thanksgiving Americans (and good day to you unamericans).
What do you regularly say to your pets? Like, weird little quirky things you've evolved into saying.
My current favorite when one enters the room is, "oh; hey, i didn't know you still lived here!"
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)
"you are a terrible beast"
― BIG HOOS is those british white steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)
"you know nobody loves you" (in a loving and/or mocking voice, of course)
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes i say "hello miss" to my little dog and he looks pleased and wags his tail and then i give him a treat for not caring about gender.
― estela, Friday, 28 November 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)
which means he probably thinks "hello miss" means "who wants a schmacko".
― estela, Friday, 28 November 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)
"GIMME THAT DOG!"
note: i only own cats
― roxymuzak, Friday, 28 November 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)
pet talk = greatness :-)
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)
"Come on, shithead, let's go pee on something."
― WmC, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)
pee talk = greatness :-)
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)
Also, I put my hand under the covers, beneath my eldest cat's front foot, make her "foot stomp", and sing the chorus of Black Betty (Ram Jam/Ledbelley/whoever).
She just stands there and let's me do it.
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Yeah, I don't give a shit about your girl problems either."
― en i see kay, Friday, 28 November 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)
"HI! daddy feed you? huh??"
― Surmounter, Friday, 28 November 2008 06:39 (seventeen years ago)
lol i sing black betty to mine too
― roxymuzak, Friday, 28 November 2008 06:49 (seventeen years ago)
"are you my funny?? yes you are! yes you are!!" ::furious petting ensues obv::
― Surmounter, Friday, 28 November 2008 06:55 (seventeen years ago)
"him is!!!!!"
"is that berNARD?" (the answer is such an obvious yes)
"you're a fuzzy buddy"
"my champions"
― roxymuzak, Friday, 28 November 2008 07:08 (seventeen years ago)
"toadine!" - this one is said to pagoda
"I cal the big one bitey"
― uosdwis r jewoh (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 29 November 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
we get in meowing contests.
― Jake Sexchamp (Matt P), Saturday, 29 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
"it's probably due in large part to your mittens"
― uosdwis r jewoh (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 29 November 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
pichuski
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 30 November 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)
you sure do have a lotta midsectionals
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 5 December 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Yes, I see you. Now lay down."
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 December 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)
"You so fuzzy!"
"Hey there fat rat! My wovable wat!"
― Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Friday, 5 December 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
and that's only the tip of a massively embarrassing iceberg!
― Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Friday, 5 December 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
"what's up, dog" (to my cat)
"hey fellas" (one of them is a girl)
"alright dudes, have a nice day" (leaving for work)
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Friday, 5 December 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)
"does anyone in here want their dinner? anybody? no?" this is when I come in after work and the dog is going bananas.
― bnw, Friday, 5 December 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)