1. That English chick at my work who has overdone it with the fake tan so much that she now is glowing orange.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
aren't you english?
― blueski, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
Not me, guv.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)
2. http://www.leicestertigers.com/tools/images/players/photos/2005/tigers/4/220x283/3717.jpg
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.nst.com.my/Monday/Features/20070506133230/insidepix1
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
3. Said glowing orange chick going to see Snow Patrol in concert last night.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)
esteban in thinking girls who wont talk to him are retarded shocka.
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 08:56 (eighteen years ago)
yr full of it gradski
full of BULLPLOP, SON
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 13 September 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)
4. Killing your daughter and being all like "wasn't me, we had abandoned our kids at the time".
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)
5. Going to a foreign country, and instead of integrating yourself into the new culture, walk around like a braying twat drinking Fosters and going to Powderfinger gigs oh wait
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
jokes bruv
Nobody in Australia drinks Fosters, Big Man.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
I have nevah drunk it. I only drink foreign beer brewed under license in Australia that tastes nothing like the real stuff.
― W4LTER, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
Whats new culture? Jellied eel?
You don't see many geezers in Spain learning flamenco
― badg, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
I notice none of you people are denying the Powderfinger charge
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)
I'm still shocked that anyone outside of Australia has heard of Powderfinger.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 September 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
6. Reality shows about crap airlines.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 September 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
americans do crap airlines so much better.
hi southwest!
http://img.timeinc.net/time/2003/flight/images/1970s.jpg
― sunny successor, Friday, 14 September 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)
I flew Southwest once and never saw that :-(
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 September 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
I had a job hiring out catamarans on the beach several years ago. My boss was from Newcastle, smoked two packs of Horizon 50s a day, his skin was a deep brown colour and he used moisturiser rather than sunburn cream because it "keeps me skin supple". He also worshipped Jimmy Nail. Not a bad bloke but I couldn't believe his cavalier approach to sun protection, it was regularly over 40 degrees.
― badg, Sunday, 16 September 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)
Well he'll die of skin cancer in 10 years so its all good innit.
― Trayce, Monday, 17 September 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvFormOyvBQ
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)
This thread is very "nu-1p3"
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)
Innit, miss?
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 09:12 (eighteen years ago)
awright cock?
― badg, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)