ask k3vin "helen" k3ll3r

is this u

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/11/staff-picks---kevin-keller-multimedia-producer.html

WHO?!?!

KK:

my bathroommate reads paste on the toilet and it is a really crappy magazine

thanks,
harbs

KK:

The last poster to turn up on ILX as chipper as you was Big HOOS, aka the Steendriver. He went on to become a marquee player for the site. Do you think you'll achieve these heights? Are you targeting such fame?

My number one album for all of 2009:
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Leftfoot: The Son of Chico Dusty*

*I have not yet hear this album, but I remain confident in my selection.

KK what will be number 2 album of 09?!

KK are you steve goldberg fan

The last poster to turn up on ILX as chipper as you was Big HOOS, aka the Steendriver

how soon they forget cameron carr

kwestions for kevin keller

that's not me!
but oddly enough we share two in our top tens (not that mine means anything)

xp wilter: the donald fagen/prince/alex chilton collabo record. don't you guiz love me?

: ]

kells, which two albums?

KK have u given any thought to filling out your user profile?

sigur ros and VW, but that could definitely change - i have a load of stuff i'd like to listen to after finals. the only two in my ten i'm really happy with and love love love are deerhunter and of montreal (believe it or not i'm not quite as corny as i realize i'm making myself sound)

jabba, i'm just waiting for the right time. every time i think i've got a great idea i look at jergins' and realize this is some profound shit

lol jergins ownt

kevin, do you sleep well?

terribly. lol@ me checking this 59 secs after you posted tho

kevin,

how did you find ilx?

Kevin,

what are your holiday plans (both xmas and new years?)

Yours cordially,

CAD

k3vin-

who is your favorite ILX poster?

-gr8080

j0rdan- i googled "donkey pr0n". the rest, as they say, is history.

CAD- i just got back from lancaster the yesterday, celebrating xmas with my dad's family. i'll celebrate in town with my imm. family on xmas, then head to rochester next saturday to celebrate w. my mom's family. as for new years, idk yet. i'm 19, so it's probably at least one more year of basement parties with high school friends for me.

gr80- has to be either you or roxy, thx so much guys for uploading the new Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion!!

the yesterday

fyi kev-- i had the idea for a rickroll upload but it was j0rdan who suggested making it AC, and roxy who blogged it

jordan's my bro then too

argh jeff weiss

― k3vin k., Monday, November 2, 2009 7:13 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's your ish with Weiss?

― jaymc, Monday, November 2, 2009 7:22 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

one doesn't need ish to go argh @ weiss imo

who is jeff weiss

thanks

a critic

sigur ros and VW, but that could definitely change - i have a load of stuff i'd like to listen to after finals. the only two in my ten i'm really happy with and love love love are deerhunter and of montreal (believe it or not i'm not quite as corny as i realize i'm making myself sound)

jabba, i'm just waiting for the right time. every time i think i've got a great idea i look at jergins' and realize this is some profound shit

― k3vin k., Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:35 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where's the ilx epitaphs thread?

lmao

tbh i dont know weiss enough to say whether he's abad writer, i just have disliked/disagreed with a few articles/conversations i've read from him on rap

hoos or roxy could u googleproof this thread title?

don't hate on weiss's ]-:

WHO?!?!

― The Entire 1p3 "Community", Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:32 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark

guys,

hoos or roxy could u googleproof this thread title?

hello, only sitewide mods can change thread titles, thank you

hows that 4 u

haha yess

lol

^_^

1st time i heard that one!

lol tho

well duh helen k3ller cant hear

haha :D

DOGTITS

hey kev, what's up

DOGTITS

― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, November 6, 2009 10:17 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DOGTITS

― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, November 6, 2009 10:17 PM

― BlaptainYourass (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:59 PM

kevin, how many advil can i take, like, whats the secret number

hey kev, what's up

― velko

kevin, how many advil can i take, like, whats the secret number

― max, Wednesday, October 26, 2011 1:02 AM (7 hours ago)

what kind of pain do you have? you can take 3 of the 200 mg tabs no more frequently than every 6 hours as needed

no pain, im always just wondering, how many can i actually take, cause i assume the number on te bottle is a lie

yeah i mean the main issue with advil is taking high doses for more than a few weeks could lead to stomach ulcers - the bottle iirc says take 1 to 2 every 4 to 6 hrs but prescription strength is 600 mg so three at a time is no big deal for your usual aches or pain

gtk

this thread is cute

just like u

this thread is cute

― k3vin k., Friday, November 25, 2016 11:55 PM (two years ago)

literally just came to post this

K3vin,

Which Rilke is your go-to Rilke when you really just want to bathe in Rilkiness? If you could only take one Rilke collection to a desert island, which one would it be?

there are different rilkes for different moods, for me. when I'm feeling romantic/nostalgic, my go-to is "to lou andreas-salome", especially the second stanza:

s one puts a handkerchief before pent-in-breath-
no: as one presses it against a wound
out of which the whole of life, in a single gush,
wants to stream, I held you to me: I saw you
turn red from me. How could anyone express
what took place between us? We made up for everything
there was never time for. I matured strangely
in every impulse of unperformed youth,
and you, love, had wildest childhood over my heart.

it's at once tenderly specific and vague enough to be about anybody; I think of three people when I read it. "love song" also has a particular couplet that is really simple but always chokes me up: "upon what instrument are we two spanned? / and what musician holds us in his hand?"

when I just want to be bowled over by amazing writing, I'll re-read some of my favorites from new poems -- "archaic torso of apollo" is probably still my 'favorite', though I don't read it as often anymore because I've just read it so many times. "orpheus. eurydice. hermes." never fails to crush me. that entire collection is filled with really great stuff

a couple of months ago, I got most of the way through his "duino elegies", and loved the shit out of it, but they are dense, I need to read them each several times before moving on to the next one, and ultimately I became distracted with reading other things and life and haven't finished. that will have to be a project for an upcoming weekend

I own two volumes of his work: ahead of all parting, a very comprehensive collection translated by stephen mitchell, and "letters to a young poet" (also mitchell). before I started the elegies I'd have chosen "letters" as my desert-island rilke (and probably one of my ten desert island books, period), since I've more or less memorized most of my favorite short poems of his anyway, but now I'm torn, because I think I would need the elegies, and I still haven't started "sonnets to orpheus"

k3vin are you a doctor type yet or what

literally had my first day today. I'm still alive and so is everyone else!

I want a doctor who can quote Rilke.

oh u ;)

I am like, at best, the third-coolest doctor on this board

so the coolest doctor can quote Henry James?!

literally had my first day today. I'm still alive and so is everyone else!

― k3vin k., Tuesday, June 25, 2019 8:57 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa congrats!

yeah congrats dr k3ll3r!

congrats dude! (fuck uconn returning from aac exile tho!)

yeah man, holy shit!

Congrats dude. I expect a full professional opinion write up for every injury in the nba now.

thanks y’all

grats dr

Congrats! What flavor of doctoring are you doing?

internal medicine. you’ll be happy to hear I’m not really thinking cards anymore

Oh I love me some internists! Cards are mostly (though not exclusively) tools and/or assholes.

Bonus points if you go geriatrics :)

congrats k3v that is awesome

congrats, Dr. K

Just don’t this shit get in the way of your baseball posting, aight

Thanks for the Rilke prescriptions, doc!