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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

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― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

yuck gr8080

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

i will do the whole gay wedding thing but i'm never gonna fucking do this shit ever.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

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― chop them (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

you would get gay married but not otherwise married?

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

no i will pobably get married regular style but i'd do the adam and steve thing if it was to help a bro out.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

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― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

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― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

you can dj my sham wedding

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

those are killer.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

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― Z S, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, December 7, 2008 2:21 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how big a dog cage u wahnt

― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

and a working sewing machine please with all the accessories

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

Z_S those 3 do not belong on this thread

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

that looks like a WEDDING photo but i'll let it slide

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)

dude is getting married dirt bag style^^

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)

i would check the eSORN before i married that guy for sure

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

oh they don't have that in every state i guess

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

(electronic sex offender registration and notification)

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)

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― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)

H1pst3r 3Ng4g3m3nt

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― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

this is supposed to be a picture thread but i gotta share this:

one of the caterers/wedding planners i work with was just talking to me about a couple she's working with. they're getting married in a kind of remote part of the resort and she has to give them a ride out there this PM at sunset to "look things over" but in actuality its so that he CAN ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO THE WOMAN HE IS ALREADY PLANNING A WEDDING WITH AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED AND MARRIED AT THE SAME ROMANTIC SPOT DHGDSGHJDKASGAHJAK

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

what is even the point jesus

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

savages

― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

magical day

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

they'll prob get divorced anyway, after all that trouble

― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

at the same spot

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

this thread basically sexy photoes 2

― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

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― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:11 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)

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― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

thread is depressing me

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

so many future ugly babies

― yuon (jergins), Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wilkinsonquints.org/images/Wedding.jpg

― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (seventeen years ago)

^^ those are gonna be hot babies

― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (seventeen years ago)

then:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_818u2CavTS0/R4Qxi9LRQzI/AAAAAAAAAdE/jmsKrXpSs2g/S220/Engagement%2B049-2.jpg

― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:26 (seventeen years ago)

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

― nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)

otm

― mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (nine years ago)

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (nine years ago)

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

― mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (nine years ago)

porpoisals

― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (nine years ago)

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (nine years ago)

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

― mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (nine years ago)

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― 龜, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (nine years ago)

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

― pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)

Austin = Mitch, btw.

― pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:31 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 July 2017 04:24 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

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________________

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- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

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Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
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________________

And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

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― pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:48 (nine years ago)

"this cliff. makes you think"

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:59 (nine years ago)

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― gr8080, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:32 (nine years ago)

lol

― badg, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 19:59 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

― pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 22:58 (eight years ago)

Ok but I want that at my wedding

― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:03 (eight years ago)

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:04 (eight years ago)

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:54 (eight years ago)

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (eight years ago)

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (eight years ago)

how we "wedding"?

― incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:10 (eight years ago)

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

― pplains, Sunday, 19 August 2018 16:15 (eight years ago)

six months pass...
two weeks pass...

Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019

― kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:27 (seven years ago)

It would've helped if the word "divorce" was in the title: WE'RE SPLITTING UP !!! ! :-( :- :-| :-/ :-) :-D !!!

― pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:37 (seven years ago)

Ah I thought I imagined that thread! I did search!

― kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:41 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/3y3hUfZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iMOU5kO.jpg

I’ve got you. As always.❤️ pic.twitter.com/5OJDT3cDfw

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) December 3, 2019

― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:04 (six years ago)

Second one is freaking me out. You're cornered girl, run like the wind! Was it the neolithic when tablets grew on rocks?

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:07 (six years ago)

one month passes...

In an era where everyone is getting married three times what you definitely want is video of your first proposal you can’t scrub from the Internet pic.twitter.com/bN9d3QmbAS

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 7, 2020

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

it's like a selfie stick mated with a middle finger

— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) January 7, 2020

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie

Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question

Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen 😭❤

pic.twitter.com/hisSn5JKnK

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) January 10, 2020

― pplains, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (six years ago)

urgh

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 08:29 (six years ago)

one year passes...

What if we kissed... at the 9/11 Memorial?

https://i.imgur.com/3YVivZ9.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:28 (five years ago)

probably my favorite wedding photo is that one where we're totally out of focus and far away

― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:41 (five years ago)

surrounded with the names of the dead

― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:41 (five years ago)

does anyone have that "we've been naughty" pregnancy reveal photo where someone has swapped the ultrasound for a picture of 9/11? original link is dead.

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:43 (five years ago)

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Hdbii7Z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KkDbuZ5.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:23 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Sxq1zP4.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:24 (two years ago)

nice day for a
beige wedding

― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:27 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RXjiUqY.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:27 (two years ago)

coupla breadsticks got hitched

― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:48 (two years ago)

Carlsey Bibb? Carlsey Bibb. Carlsey. Bibb.

― baths in the belfry (cat), Thursday, 26 October 2023 15:58 (two years ago)

"Wow, that's great," Caden exclaimed. "Thank you guys."

― kinder, Thursday, 26 October 2023 16:18 (two years ago)

somebody looked down on the face of their innocent newborn baby and declared "her name is... Carlsey Bibb. lol"

― baths in the belfry (cat), Friday, 27 October 2023 01:19 (two years ago)

her brother Bob

― StanM, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:12 (two years ago)

(btw - I have no idea if she has a brother, it's just a joke)

― StanM, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:16 (two years ago)

Bob Bibb is a very great man

and how could we forget Uncle Bubba Bibb

― baths in the belfry (cat), Friday, 27 October 2023 08:44 (two years ago)


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