NOG POLL

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
NOT TO BE USED AS INFANT NOG	8
TO BE USED AS INFANT NOG	6

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder if that was some poor bored in-house copywriter/editor/proofreader screwing around

― burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

fuck it, go ahead. what's the worst that could happen?

― goole, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

DEATH

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

(this claim has not been verified)

― very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

straight noggin' it

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

SNOG POLE

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

Ta Chiu? I didn't know about that one. Sounds like you need a tissue.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

i've always wanted to give honey to an infant in spite of the warning on the back label. good idea? it seems like something babies would like

― harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

Yes it is OK but please be sure to microwave it first. Infants don't like honey unless it's piping hot.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

nog has to be good for infants because nog is short for noggin and noggin is for kids and infants are short for kids. do you see?

― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

this probably means that someone, or even multiple people, have actually tried to use cartoned egg nog as infant formula.

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't the world full of wondrous variety?

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago)

That's not egg nog. Just "nog". The warning may be because people give their infants soymilk.

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

NOT CONVINCED

― very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

noggin noggin noggin we ain't slept in weeks

― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

i am dying over infant nog

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://holamun2.com/files/images/attachments/2006/12/thanoggfather.jpg

― craig sager (eman), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

eman, this is why i hired you

― Storm the Studio Line from Loreal (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

i am drinking rice nog!

it is like egg nog and soy nog but less viscous.

― very quotatious (tehresa), Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

let's talk some more about nog.

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

loving it, drank a little bit last night

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 22 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

WIMPS!!!!

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:06 (sixteen years ago)

it is a shop

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago)

liar. i have seen it irl.

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

lmfao @ tha noggfather

― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

im fuckin dying thank u amon

― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

i am checking my silk nog in the fridge tehresa, i better not be getting up for nothing

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago)

and?

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:17 (sixteen years ago)

not there. it is a shop.

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

i have seen it, i swear. you lie.

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

or i just looked "gullible" up in the dictionary and you win

― choom gang gang dance (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

Last like of their schpeil and the very existence of soya based nog makes me want to join up with bill o'reilly and his war on war on christmas.

― Ed, Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

rice nog was pretty tite

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:32 (sixteen years ago)

there is no booze in that list of ingredients, at least not above salt and if there is more salt than booze in your nog it is a very sorry nog.

― Ed, Thursday, 25 December 2008 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

Noglitist!

― thieverend (tehresa), Thursday, 25 December 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

i drank so much nog

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 December 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.mun2.tv/files/images/attachments/2006/12/thanoggfather.jpg

this is the funniest fucking thing ever to me

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

noooooooooo RIP thanoggfather.jpg

i'm heartbroken

― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 September 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)

;___________________;

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago)

http://us5.memecdn.com/The-Noggfather_o_46549.jpg

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago)

THANK U ROX

― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago)

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