santa lingbert came to my work in early november and dropped off a treaure trove of items-hello kitty clocks, canadian money, rosie o'donnell books. a few items never did find their intended recipient though, and here's where 1p3 comes in.
it's a linbgert sale! all items must go!
what's left:
activision KABOOM video gamenational geographic special JANE GOODALL: MY LIFE WITH THE CHIMPANZEES (vhs)Out of My Later Years - Albert Einstein (book)
these items can be yours. that's right, yours. you can own something lingbert bought, thought to give to me, that i must pass along to make space in my life.
what do you need to do? just webmail me your address. the item, shipping included, is FREE. now that's a sale no one can deny.
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
i can vouch for the quality of santabert's items.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
why? because i now own one! that's right! you can too!
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
mollified
― ^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
einstein book: taken! congratulations to ^ dates 17 year olds
only two items left in our lingbert sale, folks
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)
this is not "bid on hot guy" auction???
― burnt_station (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)
i want the jane goodall item
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)
and the lingbert
http://www.allstarauc.com/images/FRAZ/Victorious.JPG
― ^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)
webmail is the way of the future, dearest harbl
just one item left, friends
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)
did you know i am the jane goodall of squirrels
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/Photo93.jpg
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
my captcha said "broing"
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
!!!!
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
LOL (x2)
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
you and jane goodall: meant to be!
attn jane goodall of squirrels:how do i get them to stop eating the porch furniture?
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
*shrug*
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
how do i get them to stop dragging my heart around???
― burnt_station (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
put a birdfeeder out and they will eat all the birdseed instead.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
oh yeah my mom thinks she is the jane goodall of birds now and has like 4 bird feeders going and takes pictures of them like some kind of crazy bird lady and now there are also very obese squirrels so maybe tehresa is onto something
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
srsly my dad spends a lot of time yelling at the squirrels because they climb up the screens on the window and jump onto the birdfeeder to eat all the birdseed so the birds don't get any. he took down the screens so they learned to climb up the brick wall instead.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
they are resourceful.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/kaboom.jpg
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
^double meaning, friends
you harbl yr mom and my dad should hang out bc he has a fancy rain gauge contraption on the deck from which he takes readings to call into the national weather service for more accurate/diverse precipitation reports.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)
they should hook up and then you'd be sisters
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)
Ling for sale excellent quality, fast, cheap and easy!
― all that matters is getting Yui kablooie (tron), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
i think my mom might be sad.
but then again, maybe she wouldn't.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
safe and anonymous
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
― +++ (jergins), Monday, January 5, 2009 7:50 PM
uh that does sound like something my mom would do or something i will do when i am 40+
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:53 (sixteen years ago)
he also does gps plotting of his bike rides.
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
is he interested in activision at all?
― +++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
i'm not saying your christmas presents were shitty, i'm just sayin this might be thoughtful
USE PADDLE CONTROLLERS
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)
he took back my christmas present why because it was 8g when he only wanted 4g mp3 player (waht?!)
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)
true story: my dad had this tiny b/w tv in olden days that he used as a computer monitor for playing pong that i then repurposed as my bedroom tv as a kid. it was pretty rad. i think they finally got rid of it u_u
locked per request :(
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)
unlocked per request
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)
:)))
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
; )
― buzza, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)
what my jane goodale vhs has not arrived yet what a ripoff
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)
er goodall goodale is a street by me lol
goodale is the street name for your contraband vhs
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
it's the only way to get it to you w/out lots of questioning
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)
btw lol @ this thread
― Lingbert, Thursday, 8 January 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
was I naive to think lingbert would give of himself, selflessly?
― Transatlantic Dementia (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
lingbrat wouldnt give shit to a dying sycamore
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
listen, jerkbert may seem harsh, but i have a hard time believing he'd let a tree die willingly.
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
ive seen jerkbrat do twice as bad as that: cutting a tree down that had a fair chance at a long, healthy life
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
pix or it didn't happen
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
it didn't happen
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
Roxy, frankly I am a bit saddened by your attempt to tarnish santabert's reputation
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
i guess we all feel froggy from time to time
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
selling longbert short
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
feelin' kinda froggy today myself
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
it makes me happy to think that lingbert would carry all these things to jergins' workplace just to give them away
― Schwwww (harbl), Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
he is like a cat who brings you objects and dead animals and drops them at your feet
if the cat had a santa outfit on
― +++ (jergins), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)
i think that is a good idea for all cats
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=839304&g2_serialNumber=3
― Schwwww (harbl), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)
^ catbert
it is a blessed miracle
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)
Have to say a santadogbert wld be cueter imo
― tehresa, Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
what u see is what u get with lingbert
― Schwwww (harbl), Thursday, 8 January 2009 23:21 (sixteen years ago)
i think jergins is settin me up, oh, for a ripoff because my vhs has STILL not arrived??????
― Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 19 January 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
i'm fairly certain that roxypoocrap is just bitter because she missed out on the sale of a lifetime.
― Lingbert, Monday, 19 January 2009 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
got mine on saturday woot woot
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)
:(
― Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)
I hope that someone is enjoying the Activision?
― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Monday, 19 January 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
yeah who got KABOOM! ?
― Lingbert, Monday, 19 January 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
One Player vs. the "Mad Bomber"
― eman, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
i think eman wants KABOOM!
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
it has to be sent to someone who least expects it whose address jergins knows but not me, i don't have room for kaboom
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
There's always room for kaboom.
― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
"settin me up, oh, for a ripoff"
lol
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 07:17 (sixteen years ago)
also: roxypoocrap
!!!!!!!!!!
where i come from that is in fact a term of endearment, roxy.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 07:18 (sixteen years ago)
item received a+++++++++++++++++++++++
― Schwwww (harbl), Thursday, 22 January 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)
HOORAY!
Bought batteries to try out my kitty clock yesterday but I left them at my friend's apt oh no!
― tehresa, Thursday, 22 January 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
I am happy to report that lingbert's clock works very well!
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)
haha ilx is so weird
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)
i <3 it
<3 u!
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)
<3 YOU!!
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)
Haw!!!
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
LOL
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)
HALOL!
― tehresa, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)
HAWL!
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
AWESOM E
― ass partner are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo (John Justen), Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
this clock doesn't work anymore i want a refund
― tehresa, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIF
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)
i can see jane goodall tape from here but i still haven't watched it! i need to get a tv
― harbl, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
oh dur this apartment has a tv. i keep forgetting. i don't think any channels work because of digital conversion but it has a vcr
― harbl, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
seriously i gotta get rid of this kaboom game. i'm moving, it's sitting on my desk, it's gotta go. jergins at gmail dot com.
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago)