I heard a lot of teenagers using the phrase "go totally boaty"

"totally Bodie" - shot in the back of the head

Do you eat boat?

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Who'd've thought the Unmoderated Board could spring a gem:-

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=008jke

Made me chuckle . . . .

-- Lynskey (p✧✧✧@dayma✧✧✧.freese✧✧✧.c✧.u✧), October 10, 2002

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One pathetic reply in over 5 months!
You'd think that fellow boat-eaters would have given the poor lad a bit more advice than just to "eat dinghy" in all that time.

-- Sue Denim (✧.de✧✧✧@a✧✧.n✧✧), October 11, 2002.

I my self prefer schooners, the 2 masts makes all the difference.

-- Jarl'rmai (park✧✧✧@edgeh✧✧✧.a✧.u✧), October 11, 2002.

I have not eaten boat. I, of course respect the rights of those who wish to do so. I was licking my canoe once but it was a dream and when I woke up...it was my truck. It was parked. On a hill. In San Francisco. South of Portland. On the mythical "West Coast" of the United States. I can't remember, exactly. I was under the influence of Muldavian Blissium and was infatuated with the taste of the colored chalk on the sidewalk. Seems I remember a boat butcher's shop somewhere. "Ribs...Keels...Gunwalls...Decks! Turned my stomach it did. Dinghys, punts, even canoes! Being sold to slaughter! EATING BOATS INDEED!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

-- Zen Clown (mar✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.n✧✧), October 14, 2002.

Boats are there to be bought.

-- Lynskey (p✧✧✧@dayma✧✧✧.freese✧✧✧.c✧.u✧), October 14, 2002.

From a mans point of view.

-- Jarl'rmai (park✧✧✧@edgeh✧✧✧.a✧.u✧), October 14, 2002.

what the hell is that? it's beautiful i n a way