rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

check out the dude from cattle decap's car lol

smug motherfucker

wouldnt u be???

hes cute imo

omg does his car say "carcass" loooooooooooool

ok DUH! haw

i was just like hey he has a fly car lol

haw is he drinking ZIMA

what a pro

at WHAT!

cultivating all this borderline douchey behavior but making it seem kinda cool???? who else does this besides our own joe shea

lol i have known like 3 travis ryan's in my life

were they douches?

yes

love this blog and also lol at this band called MESOMORPH

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/2008/12/before-there-was-testing-for-steroids.html

well since you asked apparently cato from enslaved makes his living doing outdoorsy shit like teaching people orienteering, etc

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 4:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i <3 that u know these things

tbh though that kinda shit is the only metal news im ever up on

then DO I HAVE A THREAD FOR YOU

lemme rephrase that: the only metal news i really could give an F to be up on atm

http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/celticice2.jpg

WAU

yes

i'm mystified that there's no corpse paint on the rest of her

This isn't a lol only, but:

Opeth and Enslaved will tour North America together in May. Confirmed dates include:

5/1 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
5/2 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5/3 Montreal, QC @ Medley
5/4 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5/5 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small's
5/6 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
5/8 Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
5/9 Boulder, CO @ Fox Theatre
5/11 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
5/12 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
5/13 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
5/14 San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom
5/15 Pomona, CA @ The Glasshouse
5/16 Los Angeles, CA @ Avalon
5/17 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre
5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar
5/20 Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
5/21 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
5/22 Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theatre
5/23 Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
5/24 Detroit, MI @ Emerald Theater
5/26 New York, NY @ Grand Ballroom/Hammerstein
5/27 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

The Knoxville date...IS MY BIRTHDAY.

http://www.bellydanceroftheuniverse.com/bduc2002/2-6-little-winner2002.jpg

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

is this al3x 1n NYC

Yeah, 2000 hairs ago.

5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar

i will be at this show so hard btw

<3<3<3<3<3<3 It is so awesome. I can erase memory of the last time I saw Enslaved, and I can generate a new one.

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

Also this blog is awesome:

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/

FEATURING LIVE JAZZ isn't v metal

someone doesn't GET IT

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:07 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

<3

haha \m/

sculptor of grits

Haha, I linked TestYourMetal twice, sorry y'all.

ok this was the wikimedia commons picture of the day???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg/250px-Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg

it's terji from tyr lol

Deutsch: Der Gitarrist Terji Skibenæs der Metalband Týr von den Färöern
English: Terji Skibenas from Týr during Metalmania 2007 festival
Español: El guitarrista Terji Skibenæs, del grupo de Heavy metal Týr, originario de las Islas Feroe.
Suomi: Týr-yhtyeen kitaristi Terji Skibenas soittamassa Metalmania 2007 festivaaleilla.

de las Islas Feroe

I didn't know he was Faroese.

i hope and what assassinates dani filth tonight

how root

i kick it root down

in a word: powerlols

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=5252

"unblack" i.e. christian black metal band, that is clearly nazi obsessed

WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL

"When the band was known as Vitality (Nor) they played Death Metal. They changed their name to 'Drottnar' when they started playing Viking Black Metal, but by the time they released Anamorphosis they had become a Technical Black Metal band."

PICK YOUR PATH AND I'LL PRAY

it annoys me that people say "cattle decap"

but now i think some people say CAT CAP

and i am going tot his, lol @ the name: http://www.supremebrutality.com/fest/runningorder.html

TO this

c dat cat decap

http://i40.tinypic.com/2im0z7k.jpg

cant see it u_u

ill draw it in txt 4u

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    //        \        
  /         /-'                                    
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what a terrible post

its weak as fuck (i mean, p sure everyone in the world loves drama. lol @ the reasons: "it's funny!" -- insightful! never thought of that!!), plz dont take my link as an endorsement of the "article"!! only of the lols induced by the anti blake judd shirt

rip blabbermouth covers upthread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczIvnTTDAM

its not a lol but i recently deleted a member of glorior belli from my fb friends list because he was going on about "hook-nosed fags" etc :/

i dont know why im surprised anymore by anything

just going to watch the video amon posted and learn something i guess

srsly? if I ever find the one Glorior Belli cd I one I'm trading it from my Madden team breaking it when I get home

honestly tho reading an interview with 95% of my favorite bands almost always leads me to disappointment :/. though Satyr's were always delightfully moronic.

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/check-out-this-brutal-wedding-cake

yum

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lpwsbzTC5I1qgvhuho1_500.jpeg?291902

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bolt-thrower-cake-6.jpeg?291902

ambivalent about whether this is lol (wasn't my joke):

Bosom: Great name for an all female Burzum cover band.

BUZUM

ok so i hesitate to post this on "metal" lols but

Vince Neil Is Being Followed By Dark Energy That He Believes Has Been Causing Devastating Consequences in His Life

the comments are pretty lol

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

lmao dave k jackman otm

come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya

https://i.imgur.com/VOc65xL.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwXi02hdTJk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMo-Xh6dDGY

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mfhjsx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoWC0h_IIAAZA-e.jpg

XTREME WKIW

when life has ceased in margaritaville

hahaha i stood behind that dude so much at MDF!!!

i may have taken that picture?

XD

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:50 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry no news just reliving 1 glory day

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think abt this often

Dave K Jackman
Ozzy did likd rick ruben said when they started recording he played the first two albums for the m and said we have to be there ozzy probly said i was stoned there got stoned made a good ablum big deal sharon you have more money kids have more money ozzy still the same.imagine where shed be with out him wearing te pants in that famiy bring the money in fighting to run sony or he dads old biz
December 19, 2013 at 10:49pm

Dave K Jackman · Top Commenter
Should write a song about how he od and died i think he started this project case crue cant write the hits cause the real nixx sixx isnt in the band that wrote them vinces bro is writeing them for crue
Reply · · September 29, 2013 at 12:09pm

http://oi59.tinypic.com/30ijryc.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6jz8slzG5Q

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0290/8145/products/paome_a1c8ec30-4cee-0132-859c-06e2e50a1aeeplace_glmiCBQ7RulbWB30lR3Q_Fenriz_large.png?v=1415833668

hahahahaha

http://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/venomband2014new_638.jpg

blabbermouth cracking down on hotlinking these days.

oh well it was just a pic of venom w/ aging skullet

http://loudwire.com/motley-crue-killed-by-alice-cooper/

been listening to this recently. metal 1992 lols start around 20:00 mark

http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/01%20Derek.mp3

Hell yeah. Always a good listen.

http://i.imgur.com/lKNkWfR.png

Hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbB53ZnsRg

The new Wolves in the Throne Room... Holy shit...

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That bad, eh?

― Siegbran, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 5:56 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, August 31, 2009 12:49 AM bookmarkflaglink

just rescreening this thread, u know