itt a toad

When my cousin was around 3 years old he used to catch frogs and toads a lot, and he couldn't pronounce frog so he'd show them to you and say "fuck! fuck!" Once he pulled a Lenny, accidentally squishing one to death. My uncle pointed out that it was dead and told him to put it down, and he said, "shhhhh! good night fuck."

― ╓abies, Friday, 6 February 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

i became scarred once when my father ran over a toad on our way up the driveway. it was a big 'un. rip fatty toad.

― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Friday, 6 February 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/cjrakes/the_toadies.jpg

― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Friday, 6 February 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000029H0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― the who cares (okamax), Friday, 6 February 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/443052529_fff15a04b6.jpg

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol look at that fat little guy!

― ENBB, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

GANGSTA (GANGSTA) gangsta (gangsta)

― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

saw a flattened toad while i was jogging :'''''(

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

and a big fat groundhog :))))))))

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

sitting on a flattened toad????

― bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

that's what she said x5

― bannable evil (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://thefamilystore.net/GSI/2008/GardenerDaisyToadDarkNat.jpg

groundhogs best step

― bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

aw it's a toad with hands

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

like a dream come true

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://ramblingspoon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/MrToad1.jpg

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

I lived on Fire Island, NY in the summers as a kind and there were tons of toads. One night my parents had guests and their kids over for dinner. All the kids went for a walk and we collected about 20 toads in buckets and brought them back to the house where we dumped them all over my parents deck where they were having dinner. The adults were not pleased.

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

the first google result for fat toad is hideki irabu's wikipedia page lol

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/mlb/players/65/3684.jpg

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://a7.vox.com/6a00d414452d953c7f0100a7ed801f000e-500pi

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

My favorite part was the toad stories.

― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://ramblingspoon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/MrToad1.jpg

feelin the fuck out of MrToad1 tbh

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/3971411.jpg

^toad inspiration 101

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:38 (sixteen years ago)

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