catalog of trashcans of mine vomited into by people other than myself

I. circa 1999, a trashcan in my office at a clinic was vomited into by a pregnant lady. she apologized a lot.

II. circa 2001, a trashcan by my desk in a radiology department of a hospital. a girl is wheeled in, states (and i quote) "HEEEEEY, I'm on methadone," turns her head to the side and vomits directly into my trashcan. 10/10

III. just now. too soon

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could share more, but shant

now ^that's the 1p3 spirit