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the care and feeding of a hoos

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today i had a pb sandwich with a bannana for breakfast

lunch was two packets of instant oatmeal

am i doing this right

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

this is pretty self-indulgent imo

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

live with it

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

looks like we found tombot's replacement

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

i would say you covered a considerable amount of food groups in that breakfast, hoos

― just1n3, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

you should eat eggs, then you would be doing it right

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

wait, pb and banana sandwich, or pb sandwich and a separate banana.

this is crucial info for my answer btw

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

it was pb sandwich and a banana because i couldn't be bothered to slice up the banana

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

you should eat eggs, then you would be doing it right

will rock some eggs upon my arrival at home, possibly with noodles and sundry other items in order to create a stir fry

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

it pains me to say this, but in that case i am afraid that you are doing it wrong xpost

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

duly noted, vaginary & western.

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

btw guys i kinda wanna make this into an 1p3 cooking thread???

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

i will post photos of my culinary disasters

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

and take suggestions and whatnot

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

i am glad 2 help u

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

hoos you coulda sandwiched if you just smashed a little.

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

there needs to be an emoticon for biting your lower lip and laughing silently imo ^

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

I think JJ is otm but I would be down with this turning into an 1p3 cooking thread

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

waitm not jj, it's nrq that is otm

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i think you need to smash that banana too. now if youre having banana and honey sandwich you must slice.

note: i do not eat pb

― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

hoosmagic + hooscooking=classic thread, classic sandwiches

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

my mexican jump-off made me meatballs tonight

it was like, meatballs in tomato sauce, white rice, onions, cilantro... it was great

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

hell yeah my moms made that on the reg love it love it

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

what is a mexican jump-off?

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

in reality it mean a mexican girl that i'm having sex with it (amongst many other girls), but in this case it just means my girl who is a friend and who is also mexican

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

it would mean*

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

I was trying to work in a "hoos and jordan are a couple" zing and it wasn't coming to me.

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

all the ingredients are there

mexican jump off
meatballs

you just need the bam

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I'm off my zing game today

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i had to tell everyone no homo today when i told them of my plans to eat meatballs tonight

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

made myself a grilled cheese this evening

this ain't really my bomb grilled cheese per se cause a true quality grilled cheese, imo, requires tomato and feta in addition to the below, but i'm a poor dude waitin on payday w/o your fancy cheeses or vegetables.

the necessaries -- mayo, mustard, butter, cheddar, given the right mood and materials some hot sauce & tomato & feta

ya mayo
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3589/3308595814_0756275e78.jpg?v=0

melt some cheese on that bitch
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3308595816_9e872ed029.jpg?v=0

did smash
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3308595818_0356f7ee50.jpg?v=0

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

put that bitch on the internet
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3561/3308595822_9eb21e3b8d.jpg?v=0

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

i made velveeta mac & cheese tonight for dinner, shit is dope till death imo

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

tru

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

dude butter and cheese and mayo all on the same sandwich? that is some hardcore shit

― just1n3, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

its miracle whip afaik

i'm not even a mayo dude i ask for no mayo on everything but this

its nexlev

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

i'm considering deleting the previous post because "nexlev" is possibly some ill advised shit

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

ya sounds like an std cream

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:43 (seventeen years ago)

i am really, really grossed out by mayo on a grille dcheese

;_;

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

^^

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

i am really, really grossed out by mayo

hoos, your ratio of mayo:cheese looked a little fucked up ther eimo

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

totes

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

i support mayo and brown mustard on everything ever.

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

ok, not candy. everything that isnt candy. or ice cream. and is actual food.

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

gotta watch my back when making stoopid internet pronouncements.

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

i support mustard grilled cheeze for sure

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

but fuck mayo imo

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

it is ok we can still be friends

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

thankig u for your understandig

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

it takes a village

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i never really got that sticker but i lold at it

btw it is largely a response to sa being invaded by these types

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1302/542508142_5bb9f39e18.jpg

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 February 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

tie dye = anarchy

― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

breakfast:

fried egg, couple slices turkey, chopped almonds, a dash of sriracha & honey

flavors make em jump like rod strickland

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

no offense hoos but you've got to up your grilled cheese game. it even looks pretty burnt in the final picture.

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

pro tip: mustard + avocado

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

i feel u boss

will incorporate avocado into the next attempt, thanks for the suggest. that's what this thread is here for!

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

hoos i started "body for life"!!!!!

do the program with me, you will have a whole new body in 12 weeks lol

― the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 February 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

a papaya is just too cotdamn juicy imo

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

how do you get a new body before the rapture?

― lil butt (harbl), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ i spent all day throwing out possible responses to this question

― czech blastcore and superHOOS culture (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 07:08 (seventeen years ago)

in the mirror, gesticulating

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 March 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

essentially

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 March 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

f/w lentil soup atm

― Jordi La Sarge (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

breakfast today was a bread sandwich

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

i dig the fact that you are willing to rename pieces of bread into bread sandwich.

― a thread for clams that you are free to disregard (jjjusten), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

unless of course it was actually a different kind of bread between 2 other pieces of bread, which would be pretty cool

― a thread for clams that you are free to disregard (jjjusten), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

bread wrap (piece of bread wrapped in a tortilla)

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

breaded bread

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

it was two pieces of bread fyi but as i was on my way out the door i regretted not adding a piece of bread between the two pieces of bread tbh

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

breaded bread

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, March 16, 2009 10:37 PM (52 minutes ago)

would be down for that

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

sounds dangerously close to french toast imo

― tehresa, Monday, 16 March 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? a wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat...

Bow bow bow...

― velko, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

Bow bow bow...

is this like the seinfeld slap bass or

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

it's doo-wop

― velko, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

bow bow bow bippy bo bippy bay

― cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

<4

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Been cookin this week. Lunch today was a stir fry of bell peppers, onion, avocado, garlic & strips of portabello on a bed of whole grain rice. Dinner tonight prolly chicken breast and some mixed greens and a egg or something.

Talked to an uncle who's a nutritionist and he big upped my current diet plan of about 3k calories a day. I feel full pretty much all the time and I'm actually getting leaner!! <3 <3

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

are you going to be a bitch about eating at chandlers

― (b)admin (roxymuzak), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

never

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

b4l can fuck itself during deathfest weekend imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

that's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!! we will work it out in the pit btw

― (b)admin (roxymuzak), Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

brutal cardio

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

starring your 1p3 mods

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

b4l can fuck itself during deathfest weekend imo

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that's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!! we will work it out in the pit btw

― (b)admin (roxymuzak), Sunday, May 17, 2009 2:32 AM (1 week ago)

tbh

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

iirc the only working out in the pit was when the singer of cattle decap butthoused u across the floor during WITTR

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

was dope imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 May 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

it was like someone smacking an empty styrofoam cup off a table

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

wooooooooooooooow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

so its like that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

btw just went in on some shrimp sauteed in sriracha & fresh squeezyd orange juice on some mixed greens & orange slices

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

butthoused!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― bamcquern, Saturday, 30 May 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

^^present at the coining of said term iirc

― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

yrc

― bamcquern, Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

breakfast--fried egg on english muffin with pepper jack cheese and BLUEBERRIES

^ never seen this stroke of genius

snack--oj & whey with a carrot dipped in pb

lunch--chicken breast taco with some bell peppers and onion

good food today good food

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/voopohjin/noodles008-2.jpg

^^^ lunch tomorrow

will be so dope

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 4 July 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

^ that turned out to be kind of a flavorless, though my awkward company might have had something to do with that.

Breakfast today was scrambled eggs and a festive tricolor bell pepper mix on toast with some homemade ricotta and a lil cinnamon

that blueberry/pepper jack combo rly opened my eyes to dope fruity/spicy combos

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 July 2009 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

the other day i had leftover rice & and some pork belly from beans & rice the night before, i transformed it into egg fried rice with sensational results (tho a bit too salty)

― dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://19.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvgoapk3yVjcTmK24o1_500.jpg

― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

I also think that is beautiful.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 25 July 2009 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

yoooooooo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eA1mlSf-C-4/SgO1OpUF1HI/AAAAAAAAHT8/tgN1pkoZzto/s400/StuffedThaiOmelettesWithVegetables.jpg

^^^ so real

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 August 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)


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