joe vs. the volcano quotes REDUX

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3.Joe Banks: And Frank, the coffee. It stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache; if they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange the funeral!

4. Angelica: I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.

5. Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix.
Joe Banks: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe.
Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.

6. Patricia: I have no response to that.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
6 3
5 2
3 0
4 0


its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

can be nothing but 6

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

repost:

one year bamcquern watched this on valentine's day with a couple of friends

one of them kept complaining about watching a romantic movie on valentine's day and how stressful this was "for those of us who don't have anybody." bamcquern said something like "i think it's a clean sweep, so stfu."

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno to be honest i have a special place in my heart for "I am calling you Felix because I do what I want."

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)

i cant believe we have this in common, haw

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

but yeah if i remember correctly the delicacy with which meg ryan delivers the line "I have no response to that" makes it an all time classic in my opinion

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
Joe Banks: No.
Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.

xpost exactly

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

"She delivered that line like a silent birth" is how a friend put it

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

Luggage Salesman: This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
Joe Banks: I'll take four of them.
Luggage Salesman: May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

xpost a weird friend!!!!

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

# The scene where Joe goes shopping (supposedly in New York City) was actually filmed on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. You can see the familiar Gucci sign.

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:05 (sixteen years ago)

Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe Banks: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe Banks: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

ppl have actually seen this?

it's by a Pulitzer Prize winner, u know

Dr Morbius, Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

im not surprised in the least

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

voted twice in this also

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

I have no response to this.

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

so you, me and someone else who voted for that simply because they had no repsonse to the poll

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for it - I voted for flibbertygibbet in the first versiont.

O Bama, Up Yours! (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

slept on poll tbh

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

u know that shti

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

(03:24:30 PM) s41nt3lm0: ok i am at the climactic moment of joe vs volcano
(03:24:44 PM) s41nt3lm0: i just want to honor that btw
(03:25:24 PM) chelives1986: honor the volcanic fire

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 June 2009 08:31 (fifteen years ago)

guys me & my bandmates are going to have a tom hanks movies on an island night drinking game, ft castaway, joe v the volcano, and...what else? was the green mile supposed to be alcatraz? we need a third movie for this to work.

rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Monday, 22 June 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

youve got mail

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 22 June 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/volcano-taco-bell.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

is it called volcano menu because your butt becomes like a volcano after you eat it

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

it makes you go straight to the lava-tory

dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

guys me & my bandmates are going to have a tom hanks movies on an island night drinking game, ft castaway, joe v the volcano, and...what else? was the green mile supposed to be alcatraz? we need a third movie for this to work.

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Monday, June 22, 2009 3:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youve got mail

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, June 22, 2009 3:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

true fact! manhattan. nice catch

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

ha! tom hanks movie night drinking game is saved! thanks, ilx.

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

haha if u dont know that its set in manhattan u might think that i was being a snarky dick

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

obviously its hard for me to conceive of a person who isnt aware of the setting of youve got mail

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

bachelor party

am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

back before that transmorphers company started me & my bros would joke about doing the same thing. one of our big ones was going to be "you've got email."

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago)


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