joe vs. the volcano quotes REDUX

can be nothing but 6

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one year bamcquern watched this on valentine's day with a couple of friends

one of them kept complaining about watching a romantic movie on valentine's day and how stressful this was "for those of us who don't have anybody." bamcquern said something like "i think it's a clean sweep, so stfu."

i dunno to be honest i have a special place in my heart for "I am calling you Felix because I do what I want."

i cant believe we have this in common, haw

but yeah if i remember correctly the delicacy with which meg ryan delivers the line "I have no response to that" makes it an all time classic in my opinion

Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
Joe Banks: No.
Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.

xpost exactly

"She delivered that line like a silent birth" is how a friend put it

Luggage Salesman: This is our premier steamer trunk, it's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum. If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice.
Joe Banks: I'll take four of them.
Luggage Salesman: May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

xpost a weird friend!!!!

# The scene where Joe goes shopping (supposedly in New York City) was actually filmed on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. You can see the familiar Gucci sign.

Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe Banks: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe Banks: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.

ppl have actually seen this?

it's by a Pulitzer Prize winner, u know

im not surprised in the least

voted twice in this also

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I have no response to this.

so you, me and someone else who voted for that simply because they had no repsonse to the poll

I voted for it - I voted for flibbertygibbet in the first versiont.

slept on poll tbh

u know that shti

(03:24:30 PM) s41nt3lm0: ok i am at the climactic moment of joe vs volcano
(03:24:44 PM) s41nt3lm0: i just want to honor that btw
(03:25:24 PM) chelives1986: honor the volcanic fire

guys me & my bandmates are going to have a tom hanks movies on an island night drinking game, ft castaway, joe v the volcano, and...what else? was the green mile supposed to be alcatraz? we need a third movie for this to work.

youve got mail

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/volcano-taco-bell.jpg

is it called volcano menu because your butt becomes like a volcano after you eat it

it makes you go straight to the lava-tory

guys me & my bandmates are going to have a tom hanks movies on an island night drinking game, ft castaway, joe v the volcano, and...what else? was the green mile supposed to be alcatraz? we need a third movie for this to work.

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Monday, June 22, 2009 3:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youve got mail

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, June 22, 2009 3:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

true fact! manhattan. nice catch

ha! tom hanks movie night drinking game is saved! thanks, ilx.

haha if u dont know that its set in manhattan u might think that i was being a snarky dick

obviously its hard for me to conceive of a person who isnt aware of the setting of youve got mail

bachelor party

back before that transmorphers company started me & my bros would joke about doing the same thing. one of our big ones was going to be "you've got email."