Crush Archetypes Poll

-a girl that makes sexual advantages on me and is not obese or really ugly

aim for the stars, captain lorax

― dat dude delmar (and what), Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:27 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

This is still awesome.

door #2 please

sexual advantage

-nerdy girl that laughs funny and is really cute but secretly half-way sinister

^^^ terrifying

-an foreign girl with dark hair and is petite and beautiful

^^^also one of my top crush archetypes

"sweet mushy stuff inside" ew

i picked

what did you pick!!!

I think I have a new crush antitype as of today
girls that look like this:

if I could let myself listen to the lyrics I bet it's about how bad she dresses and how she needs to turn on a light next time she selects her wardrobe.
also, i've seen that hairstyle work before, but here it looks like a stay-at-home-mom hairstyle.

lorax, that is exactly the type of talk that will have you busted down to lieutenant

a good-looking "book smart" girl with a tough shell and sweet mushy stuff inside

most likely to be a tootsie roll pop? I think I can deal with this...

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can't wait tbh

-nerdy girl that laughs funny and is really cute but secretly half-way sinister
-an foreign girl with dark hair and is petite and beautiful

i have crushes on both of these right now!

lol just noticed that he said "advantages" instead of "advances"

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i picked Elise in dedication of 2 girls named Elise that are both gorgeous

I knew a girl once, her name was Claire Elise Archiba1d, she too was gorgeous

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/320609292_68caf98e40.jpg

I remember some Today show interview back in the eighties with Michael J. Fox where Jane Pauley or somebody asked him if he had a crush on Justine Bateman. His response was "no, of course not, she's like my sister... Meredith Baxter Birney, on the other hand...." and he winked at the camera.