adverbs that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

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accidentally
persuasively
ironically

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

you really don't think one could persuasively masturbate?

― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

to persuade whom to do what?

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

meticulously

― s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

loftily

― estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

charitably

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

infrequently

― iatee, Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

silently

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

soulfully

― don't mean to be a dream hater but ooh shit damn (some dude), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

charitably
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:50 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

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― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.

― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

mysteriously

― Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

sarcastically

― Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

angrily

― Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

i would say that a good 65-70% of ilx posts are the equivalent of masturbating sarcastically and/or angrily

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

badly

― caek, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

trolly

― the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

slowly

― goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.
― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

like at work, school, or church

― goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

majestically

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

glacially
massively

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

masturbating graciously has a great ring to it btw

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

so does reverentially

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

frankishly
blessedly
fiendishly
umbrageously
masterfully

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

territorially

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

officially

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

haha

― s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

unofficially

― s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

stylishly

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

arhythmically

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

serendipitously

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

miserly

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

patronizingly

― s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

fortuitously

― hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

squeamishly

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

arrogantly

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

coincidentally

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

matter-of-factly

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

bookishly

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

instructively

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

penetratingly

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

disingenuously

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

archly

― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

inquisitively

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

peripatetically

― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

ignorantly

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

itinerantly

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

flatly

― hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

unconsciously

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

specifically

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

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toothily

― estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

epically

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

almost

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

^win

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

victoriously

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

splenetically

― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

splendiferously

― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

obsolescently

― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

absorbently

― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

publicly

― snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

iirc

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

imo

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

afaik

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

irl

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

tbh

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06

sycophantically

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:28 PM

brown-nosingly?

― man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

great thread

― Local Garda, Monday, 25 May 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

― i am rubber, turkoglu (k3vin k.), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

morbidly

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

dinosaurishley

― dice in my pockets (csa), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

adverts that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

― mordor was the place (Lamp), Monday, 25 May 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

"Hamlet, the masturbation cigar"

― snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

erroneously

― s1ocki, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

ethically
sustainably

― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

quaintly
quizzically
punctually
shrilly
sympathetically
tenderly
unaccountably
vivaciously

― litcofsky, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

professionally

― excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

gingerly

― excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

never

― excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

fatally

― Local Gouda (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

idk did you ever see Clerks?

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

― macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

surgically

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

destructively
corrosively
quantitatively

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

infinitesimally

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

also, infinitely

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

intravenously
charmingly
miraculously
intrinsically
sneeringly

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

lackadaisically

― wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

biennially

― wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

smugly

― estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

grimly

― estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

wanly

― estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)

grimly

grimly, masturbate

― King Boy Little Pattie (sic), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

incorrectly

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

generously

― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago)

vituperatively
egregiously

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

threateningly

― sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

What, no 'limply'?

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

morally

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

occasionally

― snoball, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

flounderingly

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

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