no erasing thought bubbles or rearranging panels plz. this is supposed to be difficult.
complete archive here
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga810104.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820504.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga810204.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1988/ga881207.gif
yay thread!!
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
:)
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga811002.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
It should really be Jon in a straitjacket and padded room, but Jim Davis isn't willing to push the limits that far.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)
it would be so badass if the very last Garfield strip went down that way. it'd sure beat Charles Schulz's maudlin "Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, how will I ever forget them" farewell, at any rate.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)
lol health food store
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)
Arbuckle laced up in a padded room going, "Garfield, Odie, Nermal, how will I ever forget them?"
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
As Lyman and the veterinarian hold hands and watch the buildings collapse.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1999/ga990304.gif
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
relevant:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1983/ga830821.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
in the really, genuinely depressing category:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1986/ga860201.gif
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga821202.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820501.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1989/ga890116.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1984/ga840311.gif
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1979/ga790727.gif
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
omg that mouse one!
for some reason i LOVE when garfield watches TV
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
it's the piercing social commentary, surely.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1989/ga890109.gif
<3
― surm, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
who's the other, non-Jon mustacheguy in that first strip?
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
Lyman was a friend of Jon's who lived with him for a while and was the original owner of Odie. He first appeared on August 7, 1978. However, he disappeared from the comic in 1983 and his disappearance was never fully elaborated upon. His last appearance in the strip was a cameo on Garfield's 10th Birthday June 19, 1988 where he appears in the title panel seated between Jon's Dad and Liz, he also appears in a flashback panel within the strip. Recently, Davis was forced to directly address the issue of 'What happened to Lyman?'. According to Davis, Lyman's original purpose was to be someone who Jon could actually talk to and express other ideas—a role more and more taken over by Garfield himself. Hence he was removed without explanation. The closest thing Davis has ever given to explain his absence is "Don't look in Jon's basement".
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
In the Web game "Scary Scavenger Hunt" he's shown chained onto the wall in the basement of a haunted mansion as well as screaming in a bathtub upstairs (in a scene clearly referencing the "shower scene" in the film Psycho; even the screeching violins from the infamous scene are played here). In "Scary Scavenger Hunt 2", his head is found inside the kitchen oven.
just for posterity--this was the first thread i unbookmarked using the remove bkmk from this thread link
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
just bkmk'ed your post there
― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
and yours there
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
lmao @ "bowling for meatloaf"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
these are actually....funny??
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/garfield.gif
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ lolz 4 all time
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)
the problem is i show stuff like that to friends of mine and LOL and then they think i have a mental problem
many more genuinely funny garfield strips here
Random Garfield Generator
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)
ilx 2007 vs ilx 2009
no that thread is the best
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
this thread is supposed to be unadulterated strips tho
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
Like the guy who put the Barack Spock pic on the NO PHOTOSHOPS thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820429.gif
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
also lol @ the middle 3 panelshttp://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820509.gif
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
Yabba!Yabba!Yabba!
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
the middle 3 panels would be even more brilliant if they were presented as a regular weekday strip w/ no explanation or backstory whatsoever.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)
WOING!
I have fond memories of garfield eating jon & odie in a dream sequence but dunno how it holds up today.hi-concept one where garfield literally kicks odie into next week.
Also humongous 500lb ogreish year-one garfield visually hilarious by itself.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://i55.tinypic.com/30c6fww.gif
(well I think it's funny...)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:22 (fourteen years ago)
I remember being like 8 years old and laughing my head off at that exact strip (in a book)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:38 (fourteen years ago)
i love this thread
your stupid random garfield strips can go fly a kite this is the real noise, man
― My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://i51.tinypic.com/4t3ay0.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/1256owm.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://i51.tinypic.com/161ck0x.gif
http://i54.tinypic.com/xlw7dj.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/29x65a1.gif
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/30kqfzn.jpg
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Hmmm, so what was the artist really saying here
http://i.snag.gy/xUeWM.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 November 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/gKSlPl7.gif
I'm not sure if this is Jim Davis releasing 30 years of pent-up self loathing or Jim Davis's ghostwriter outing himself as a sleeper agent for the anti-Garfield cabal, but I like it.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/dendycrew/status/572233571303358465
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:24 (ten years ago)
Oh my god.
― The Freewheelin' Denny Dillon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
lolwut
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)
haw
unreg, just stumbled across your dodgy shag story of a profile, top work
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:03 (ten years ago)
lol @ the one pplains posted
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)
ha, thanks (xpost). I'm not sure what impulse led me to research the dimensions of cormorants in the fall of 2013, but there must have been a reason for it. ilx profiles are a sorely underappreciated art, but I saw a really good one the other day (just wish I could remember whose)
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950724.gif
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 09:11 (ten years ago)
really just the last panel and that cronenbergian jug thing
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950316.gif
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 09:16 (ten years ago)
^^ Pretty good "Garfield Speech Balloons Removed" strip on its own!
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)
Garfield is actually terrified because Jon has taken to filling the creamer with dog cum.
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:27 (ten years ago)
I remember reading the cum drinking strip as a child and being confused
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)
I'd be way more concerned if a child wasn't confused by that strip.
― Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
I'm pretty sure I got it. Why wouldn't a kid know about semen?
― Frederik B, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)
https://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/garfield-2.gif
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 03:59 (ten years ago)
this is a surprisingly good thread, ilx should be put in charge of editing a one-volume "all the funny garfield strips" edition.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:02 (ten years ago)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1996/ga960119.gif
― soref, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/riNPe7n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)
i knew i shouldn't have clicked
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)
The good news is that you can see my images.
― pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:46 (eight years ago)
wtf no lasagna *smashes cup*
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)
― Frederik B, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:49 (one year ago)
typical scando-ilx
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 11 February 2017 06:04 (eight years ago)
Why is an anthropomorphic cow slapping Jon? Why is the punchline revolving around the fact that he burned the patties? Shouldn’t the cow be mad about him eating cows in general? Why isn’t Jon terrified at the sight of this monstrosity? Why does this comic exist? pic.twitter.com/SwFFYn1sm0— Garf Gab (@GarfieldFanArt) September 28, 2018
― soref, Friday, 28 September 2018 19:35 (six years ago)
they're much better when acted out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhTjEk9nr3Q&list=PLF54E9FFC80199CFB&index=18
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 19:39 (six years ago)
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ga/2018/ga180112.gif
how did the mouse get a mouse-sized phone tho
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 November 2018 13:17 (six years ago)
Just a reminder that Mike Pence has an office full of Garfield memorabilia, including signed posters pic.twitter.com/Hxnc617rB0— MrKireko (@MrKireko) February 5, 2019
― whoa is me (stevie), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:28 (six years ago)
woah
― nxd, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:33 (six years ago)
v on-brand for noted weird mutant mike pence
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:36 (six years ago)
Full disclosure: I also have a framed sketch of Garfield addressing me by name. I think this might just be a Hoosier thing. But also I was ten at the time, so
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:48 (six years ago)
just one of the many uncanny parallels between you and mike pence iirc
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:49 (six years ago)
I swear to god if you make one more crack about my stark white dummy hair
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:50 (six years ago)
great now i'm gonna hear "showroom dummies" as that for the rest of my life
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:57 (six years ago)
noooooo
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:04 (six years ago)
Jim Davis is a native of Indianapolis.
It's no excuse, but it does provide context.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:08 (six years ago)
Boy there's a big difference between "Factory Garfield" and "Jim Davis Garfield"
https://i.imgur.com/Z1gX6jx.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:12 (six years ago)
Never noticed that his ears connect directly above where his eyes squeeze together.
What a freak. Put him down.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:13 (six years ago)
Not Indianapolis per se but not too far. He lives within almost literal spitting distance of my family homestead so it wasn't uncommon to just like see him disheveled and shopping at the mall or something, presumably while his staff was hard at work on the latest Garfield strip.
― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:19 (six years ago)
https://images.lookhuman.com/render/standard/0001088688282408/3600-athletic_gray-md-t-live-laugh-lasagna.png
― brownie, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:43 (six years ago)
Hate to say it, but if your capital city and largest city also contains the state's name, everyone's just going to think of the two as one and the same.
Unless there's a cool city up the way like Tulsa.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:26 (six years ago)
still not sure whats going on here
https://i.imgur.com/gPBjCZA.gif
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:27 (six years ago)
Jon is so racist he can't stop feeling disgusted by Asians even hours later.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:43 (six years ago)
Really though, there's such established cartoon tropes to signify someone has eaten something too hot (face turning red, smoke coming out of the mouth/ears, etc) that it's really mystifying whoever drew that didn't just use them.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:49 (six years ago)
I never realized one loses their hair when they eat spicy food.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:31 (six years ago)