things 1p3 should do with unreg user ad money

1. start a taco truck called "tacos tbh"

2. publish the bimble coffee table book

1. start a taco truck called "tacos tbh"

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:33 AM (56 seconds ago)

now with sushi that is not even real

3. commission graffiti art from the stbu collective

4. open a deli where all the sandwiches are odb nicknames

Big Baby Jesus
Sweet Baby Jesus
Dirt McGirt
Dirt Dog
Russell Jones
Osirus
Osiris the Father
Ason Unique
Unique Ason
Joe Bananas
Ol' Dirt Schultz
Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
The Bebop Specialist
Dirk Hardpec
The Man of All Rainbows
Prince Delight
The Professor
Rain Man
Big Box o' Chili
Roll Fizzlebeef
Super Bastard
Peanut the Kidnapper
RJ Tha Mad Specialist
Freeloading Rusty
Hasaan
Ill Irving the Murderer
The BZA
The Drunken Master Styles

5. finance a weekly tv show called "kickin it with sloths"

6. buy land in tennessee

6a. make it a preserve of best animal friends

6b. put up sign with http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090617/capt.0f8c1dee0aa84bdfb26074a64f7f6fa2.bunny_lady_ny116.jpg and red circle/slash

1. start a taco truck called "tacos tbh"

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:33 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

7. in same vein, start a chain of buffets called would eat

8. start a tattoo shop called considering a tat

9. start a series of public service announcements—commercials, billboards—urging people to take time out of their day to say what up to u mans and dem

10. start a stock photo agency called Depressing Stock Photos

9. start a series of public service announcements—commercials, billboards—urging people to take time out of their day to say what up to u mans and dem

― s1ocki, Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:01 AM (8 minutes ago)

lool

11. http://www.mathrec.org/jpeg/symbol-a5.gif Hint Of Lime tortilla chips

FOR AMERICA

12. start a lobbying group to convince politicians to adopt "big hoos the otmarker" phrases into their lexicons i.e. "by finally closing guantanamo bay, barack obama has proved that he is the new cash sitta" - nancy pelosi

"in its passage of a law that allows marriage to same sex couples, new hampshire is on green like tomatoes"

13. Give Best Beloved Tuppence a space burial

14. Hire Gay Coop away from CNN

6c. Offer pwny rides

15. http://i44.tinypic.com/2sblgnn.jpg

omg just saw this and i <3 yall

i laughed harder at

9. start a series of public service announcements—commercials, billboards—urging people to take time out of their day to say what up to u mans and dem

― s1ocki, Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:01 AM (2 days ago) [IP: 74.59.88.98] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

than anything ever

finance a weekly tv show called "kickin it with sloths"

Would host this for free.

can totally picture enbb in a jack hanna stylee on a tv show just kickin it with sloths

My sloths and I wouldn't do much except kick it together because they're sorta lazy and so am I tbh but IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

tru

was picturing u in a khaki uniform

that didnt sound creepy in my mind

LOOOOOOOOOOL But you're right - I would totally have some awesome safari outfit.

The show would be called "Sloth say hi and look at me" - of course.

sloth which does grooming

9. start a series of public service announcements—commercials, billboards—urging people to take time out of their day to say what up to u mans and dem

― s1ocki, Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:01 AM (2 days ago)

just imagining the really earnest tone of this:

"hey."
"hey....what up, man? what up, all yall?"
*kirk cameron fades in*
Hey gang, I'm Kirk Cameron. Do America a favor and Say What Up to U Mans n Dem.

"sloth say hi to E"

:D

Oh man if I could I would make this happen in a heartbeat. You all could be guests and just hand with me and my sloth buddies.

uh . . . hang

9. start a series of public service announcements—commercials, billboards—urging people to take time out of their day to say what up to u mans and dem

― s1ocki, Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:01 AM (2 days ago)

tbh i was really imagining these going down like this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4vyFlxqP5c

this pleases me

"hey."
"hey....what up, man? what up, all yall?"
*kirk cameron fades in*
Hey gang, I'm Kirk Cameron. Do America a favor and Say What Up to U Mans n Dem.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, June 19, 2009 11:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

<3

it's too bad that *the more you say what up to u man n dem* is too long for a shooting star

somebody needs to be on that stat imo tbh

----*say what up to u mans n dem

we should probably use it to get everyone in the ringtone/1p3 circuit on a free text plan

I'm on thaat free text shit, hit me if you got my #