name the baseball bat i keep in my front room

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
infinite justice	11
widowmaker	5
the equaliser	4
excalibur	3
satan's will	2
terminus est	2
unfuckwithable	2
ghetto defender	1

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago)

infinite justice

def

― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

maybe the 1p3qualiser tho

― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

i like infinite justice too

suggest BAM!

― J0rd D. (velko), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:06 (fifteen years ago)

SOUL POLE

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago)

love it

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:19 (fifteen years ago)

"the 1p3qualiser" 2nded.

― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

whatever wins will be emblazoned on said baseball bat in the font of thug life from pac's stomach tat

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

i had this beautiful brown baseball bat when i was a kid. it was some weird commemorative hank aaron 715th home run deal that we got with or magnavox tv. it was super heavy and it brought me years of instant cred on the ballfield.

― J0rd D. (velko), Monday, 13 July 2009 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

i have never played baseball

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago)

can't deicide between satan's will and terminus est

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

this poll was inspired by my brother drew who used to keep an aluminum baseball ball in his car (a blue camaro iirc) with "the equaliser" written on it in a sharpie kinda calligraphy, lightning bolts on both sides

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

set adrift on memory bliss of you

― Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

i stole SOUL POLE from dazed & confused

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

bbikimfr

― am0n, Monday, 13 July 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

I like the Latin.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3536/roxybat.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. Skullcracky

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 13 July 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

liking the widowmaker

― It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

fluffy

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

fluffy skullsplitter

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

the equaliser

also you are not in britain iirc

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

"fido"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

Voted widowmaker.

On first glance, it's not as funny as the others. But when you imagine the scene in your head of someone asking about the bat and you responding "It's called __________", the widowmaker stands out. It's what Kurt Russell would call it.

― save your lover! (Z S), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

herr sominex

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

Voted "satan's will" coz that's the most metal (ergo the most Roxy) but I doubt it'll win

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

I'm going with infinite justice

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

but will continue to offer alternatives like 2 legit 2 split

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

count grishbatckh

― It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

Widowmaker is the name of Pecos Bill's bucking bronco -- is that good or bad? Maybe a name best left to made-up, manifest destiny-fueled, faux mythologizing.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

roxy is your bat wood or aluminum

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

"fatebringer"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

hands up who wants to die

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol that could be the sub-heading

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

sweet dreams

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

^ use glitter paint for that one

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

"heaven's gate"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

the heretic hammer

― mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

love pesci style

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

"elegy"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

i saw this thread last night and i thought it was max who started it

― goole, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

it all makes sense now

― goole, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

the fool's demise

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

the retardifier

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

ralph

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

"nature's choice"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

the retardifier

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Monday, July 13, 2009 4:14 PM (3 minutes ago)

actual lols at this

― It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

suggest bam

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

the devil's dick

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 July 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

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b4 clicking on thread i was thinking of THE ELIMINATOR but the equalizer seems like a good alternative so that

― mods did ✈ ▌▌ (cankles), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

"the equaliser" but only if you pronounce it with an s rather than a z, in your head

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

noooo only if it's with a z!

― mods did ✈ ▌▌ (cankles), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

tuppence b. bat

― harbl, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

should be called bat dutch in line with 1pe naming policy afaik

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

satan's willy is a good one tho

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

battneb

― i know u in heaven i hope 2 c u next year (am0n), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

considering a bat

― harbl, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

"the only bat I don't keep in the belfry"

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/Rq6oQZg5ZmI/AAAAAAAADGs/dToTswHbq-g/s320/ReleaseFv.jpg

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

battneb

― ♥/b ~~~ :O + x_X + :-@ + ;_; + :-/ + (~,~) + (:| = :^) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

battneb

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

da-nah-nah-nah da-nah-nah-nah
da-nah-nah-nah da-nah-nah-nah
battneb!!!!!!!!!!!!

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

battneb

― i know u in heaven i hope 2 c u next year (am0n), Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:31 AM (3 hours ago)

― i know u in heaven i hope 2 c u next year (am0n), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

batty boy

― canks: for the memories (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

The Headache

― bentley cadence (gbx), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

battneb

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Tenderizer

― bentley cadence (gbx), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Suggestion

― bentley cadence (gbx), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

"mother law"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

That sounds like a fragment of a Les Dawson joke...

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

morbius emailed me a suggestion!!!!

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

was it "batrack obatma"?

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

afraid it is instead going to be like "modcrusher" or something o_O

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

"wonder boy" lol

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

haha ok now gabbneb emailed me a suggestion

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

"haircut blender"

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

the NYC knockout bat

― it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

batneb

― Then, it dawned on me: "I HAVE BEEN PLAYED!" (omar little), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

the chickenshit hillbilly pulverizer

― barrymore, murdrewland (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

best beloved skullcrusher

― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 20 July 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

batneb

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 20 July 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

INFINITE JUSTICE

hands up who wants to die

― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

nice

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

get out yr sharpie, get out yr camera, u know what to do (w/ lightning bolts)

― He's a dilly through and through (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

i may have to buy my own bat so that COUNT GRISCHBATCKH can happen tho

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

don't buy the bat, steal it from a church softball league

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

YES!!

― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

this baseball bat was a huge hit last night

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"terminus est"

^ nerd

― thomp, Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

best beloved bat

― crutboard dudes get subway, totally (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

wait are you putting in a late vote for terminus est and calling yourself a nerd for that, or are you calling me a nerd for saying or knowing the phrase "terminus est", cause if its a reference to something nerdy i actually dont know what it is, but i am a huge latin nerd OG for real since 94 like juniopr classical league style wore a toga and everything

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

cause if its a reference to something nerdy i actually dont know what it is,

lol, I figured you were a Gene Wolfe fan! It's the name of the hero's sword in his "Book of the New Sun" quartet.

― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah that was what i meant — it's specifically an executioner's sword used for decapitation — which i think is what the photoshop up there is about, with the black hooded dude, and the baseball bat instead of a sword

― thomp, Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

roxy is your bat wood or aluminum

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, July 13, 2009 10:57 AM (3 weeks ago)

― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

it's wood tbh

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

But it's yours, so it's metal after all!

― StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

::)

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

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