your boyfriend

likes alt porn

drives a volvo

wants to show you a new iphone app

plays rock band

plays in a rock band

is an architect

is telling your friend about how little he spent on his haircut

has slsk running in the background

took you to see sonic youth on your birthday

has a michel houellebecq novel on the nightstand

rides a fixie

is "kicking around a few ideas about dfw and bolano"

was so bored as an undergrad at rice

makes you so mad sometimes

drinks yuengling

remembers fondly when he used to smoke opium with his friend who briefly had a sweet hookup

bought a used scooter that needs minor repairs

thinks the art of the graphic novel is underappreciated

look at this fucking hipster

(these are funny though, post more)

1 out of 18 aint bad

"drinks yuengling"?

nope, makes me SO mad sometimes

doesn't "get" BubbleTape

now this is more like it

doesn't "get" BubbleTape

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:41 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

(Right now I have some on my desk from a package Susie sent me.)

did she mention which art world celebrity gave it to her?

i like yuengling, it's better than pbr or bud light

why does this thread have a unique bullet and indentation on the 1p3 mainpage?

it doesn't anymore

Oh, I did that but I didn't like the way it looked.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2v9yhwo.jpg

2/18

~ plays facebook scrabble incessantly

~ never laces his shoes

~ has a sk8board

~ puts music he likes on your ipod to surprise u

~ h8s meeting u places

~ buys stacks of dvds in chinatown and when u ask him why he got any specific one just says "i don't know"

~ likes to make chicken fingers when u have to work l8

this is way more correct ime^^^^

lamp's bf sounds dope

~when you leave him at your apt and come back, all he has done is eat

i dont have a boyfriend they sound pretty great tho

everyone should try it imho

i would like one, maybe, i like how much they eat. it's funny.

-- bought you some records from the dollar bin at salvation army

-- gets along with your dad pretty well

-- fell asleep on the couch again

-- likes mayonnaise

-- gets along with your dad pretty well

I was thinking about this last night!

Not sure if he's currently/still my boyfriend, but...

bought a used scooter that needs minor repairs

He doesn't have one, he has four. o_O Some of which need MAJOR repairs, esp since he was taken out by a hit-and-run driver two weeks ago and the Vespa is now toast.

Do you mean you don't know because he's on life support?

he might have gotten a sex change without your knowledge?

He lives 2500 miles away.

Awwww. I just did that. It technically didn't work, but we still talk every night and sign off texts xo and shit.

He lives 2500 miles away and he's kind of an asshole and I'm not enough of one, so it's hard to tell sometimes.

I would not date kind of an asshole, I think. Maybe for a few months. But not long distance.

l, you want me to rough him up for u?

- eats pizza for dinner 5-6 nights a week

- hasn't eaten meat for almost 20 years

- is an expert in shoe care

- will watch almost any horror movie, no matter how schlocky

- has superior janitorial skills

- can eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting on a regular basis and not get fat

- hasn't eaten meat for almost 20 years

- can eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting on a regular basis and not get fat

does not compute

He's vegetarian, not vegan.

how old is he? if he's old enough to have been veg for over 20 years, surely his metabolism's got to be slowing down.

37 in November ... he gets a lot of exercise.

oh, okay. good on him!

he also does a fair amount of manual labor.

http://i25.tinypic.com/264s1fq.jpg

is he the cow?

lol bam

actually i think he'd be the mouse on the far right - the cow looks too content. I can't tell what any of the other cartoon animals are supposed to be.

i am working on a list but after I look at it, I feel like I should dump him for being so dull

~when you leave him at your apt and come back, all he has done is eat

I worry that I am this kinda boyfriend

Same here, except replace "eat" with "read a bunch of crap online" (no offense ILX) and "get further in Mega Man 4".

for me it is "smoked your pot, and also ate your leftovers, that you were saving, and really wanted, and boy is he sorry, cant we just drop it, please"

Making the plea to please just drop it always way more effective when you're stoned and taking closeup pictures of the television with your camera, in my experience.

~ wears jeans that are called "dillan skinny"
~ has the weakest excuse for porn I have ever uncovered (girls in 80's bikinis?)
~ listens to the song 'Up on the Roof' daily for inspiration

- is moving out at the beginning of January

:(

sad, but a relief that I had the strength to initiate the conversation and we could discuss it and make sensible decisions.

This Is Just to Say

I have smoked
your pot
that you kept
in your earring
box

and which
you were
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
and oh yeah
I ate the
leftovers that
were so cold.

Can we just
drop it please
I'm taking pics
of your TV.

have you seen my leftovers? they look like this: <________>

what happened? i am confused.

~ is in europe for nine days

~ gave me a terrible cold

is he your BF??? O_O

half and half

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1240/8b625d5d9eb0530cb05ef4b.jpg

that sux u shud see the amazing hearts i can make on cappuccinos, shit looks like a combover tbqf

http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS328US328&sourceid=chrome&q=cappuccino+heart&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=Sj3_SsvBD4yNnQf8-9WbCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=6&ved=0CCEQsAQwBQ

I didn't realize it was a thing. I gis'd "cafe au lait." The heart-like image in the coffee is a happy coincidence.

http://mediumtall.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/coffee-skull.jpg

- has a collection of t-shirts with skulls on them

that's definitely true