recommend awesome things I can do when I home alone in my parents house this weekend.

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All my family will be in other countries and I have to feed the dog, I feel like there is a load of kickass opportunities for fun to be had but I can't really think of how to make the most of this historic occasion.

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

Find your parents' stash of porn and sex toys; move stuff around so they know you've found it, but don't say anything to them.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilaUVGjMkJo

Sug-Banning Fool at Poll-Making School (los blue jeans), Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

invite everyone local you know round for that amazing party you described

the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

cook epic meals using the ingredients from their (presumably) well stocked fridge?
watch cable?
play catch with the doggie?

ian, Thursday, 6 August 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)

Leave the dishes piled up in the sink for days on end. Surprisingly satisfying.

Don't look for porn; you'll regret it.

ken tynan's spanking buddy (sciolism), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

Check and see what size bra your mom wears

Enjoy your exciting tour of market research! (Z S), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

blast music as loud as u can on their sound system and drink their alcohol

stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

^^^

joeks, bruv will tear us apart (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

xpost to self

But try to guess first, before you look, and when you find out say "mmm hmm, mmm hmm" to yourself no matter how close or far away your guess was.

Enjoy your exciting tour of market research! (Z S), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

first response non-hall of fame

heave imho (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

steal their prescription mds and flirt shamelessly with their neighbors underage sons (and daughters)

stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

blast music as loud as u can on their sound system and drink their alcohol

― stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Wednesday, August 5, 2009 11:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

also to add to this: eat their food

heave imho (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

break into your dad's gun cabinet and have a bunch of your friends shoot skeet using the box of dinner plates in the storage room as discs

stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

you could smell your face

carne asada, Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

buy some cardboard some felt and some short but narrow water glasses and then using shit already ith construct an elaborate mini golf course. get high and play the course for 20 euros a hole w/your friends and the neighbors hot kids.

stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

play skeeball with blood oranges in your parents master bath

stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

Lamp wins thread.

Runner-up: Los Blue Jeans

bamcquern, Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

fuck

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

have a bath, drop acid

ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

^^

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 6 August 2009 05:10 (sixteen years ago)

repaint the entire house

morbs morbs morbs how do you like it how do you like it (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 August 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

get really high first tho

morbs morbs morbs how do you like it how do you like it (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 August 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

set booby traps for burglers

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.open.salon.com/files/home-alone1243399120.png

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

popcorn fright, boys in the room, a lil bit o' popel shot... you can do it all, if you please.

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

is this rural ireland, IKR? getting there alone will probably take up most of the weekend, i recommend you have a nice rest and prepare for the ordeal of the return journey/.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/map_g.jpg

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)

take an aul shtrap of people home from cuba and party on i'd say

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaaa there is actually a place called Gort that is quite funny

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:47 (sixteen years ago)

it's a fine example of an irish market town. except that it's 98% brazilian by population.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

side note- i've been warned against ever returning to portumna by the relevant authorities.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

hang on, can we hear this story

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

no, because they didn't take my name at the time and all parties were satisfied with my making a hasty exit on my damaged hired riverboat and not coming back.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

looooool truly the imagination has swung into overdrive

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

i can see your undignified, splashing retreat even now

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

it's not all that interesting.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

i wasn't fully clothed, btw

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

you tease me

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

i'm fully clothed now, it should be noted before i'm accused of any more teasing. it's a really boring story and that's the end of it.

it doesn't help sort out the party in moycullen.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:28 (sixteen years ago)

tbh, there is a party friday night in limerick that might migrate north.

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

that's quite a migration for a party to make, unless we're talking about over the course of saturday as well.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

is that what irish parties do, go all nomadic on us

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

it has been known to happen

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

*update*

THE MOST INTERESTING THING THAT HAPPENED WAS TODAY WHEN I WENT TO COUNT THE CALVES AND IT WAS VERY WET AND THE CATTLE ALL WENT INSANE AND CHARGED AT THE DOG AND THEN THE DOG LIKE TRIED TO FIGHT ONE OR SOMETHING AND IT WAS KINDA LOL BUT MOSTLY BORING ALSO MY EFFORTS AT REPAINTING THE GATE ARE NOT GOING WELL BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE SANDED FIRST AND THE EXTENSION LEAD FOR THE SANDER IS BROKEN AND THE HARDWARE SHOP IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

whoa you have cattle? or does everyone in ireland have those lol

permanent response lopp (harbl), Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

yeah there is like twenty, they were being hella weird, normally they are super placid and boring but they were in like FITE MODE or something

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)


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