Help, I have been invited to a Poker Night...!

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1. What beer should I bring?

1a. Should it be a local/domestic lager or am I allowed to bring along a posh European beer? Or should I invoke the local Adelaide twentysomething male law and just bring Coopers Pale from my stocks?

2. Should I get cigars even through I don't smoke?

2a. If so, what type of cigar?

Thanks in advance!!

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 November 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

1. some bullshit like Grolsch with those flippytoppy lids.

1a. no

2. y

2a. i dont kno :(

W4LTER, Sunday, 18 November 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Grolsch? GROLSCH??

Whatareya, a poof??

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 November 2007 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

srs it's what those poofs at poker nites dig

W4LTER, Sunday, 18 November 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think they let pooftahs in at the Poker Nights I go too, son. This is Adelaide, y'know? Our queers are loud and proud and flaming and partying with Jimmy Barnes at the Mars Bar.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 November 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

when is this poker night, how long do you have to prepare?

estela, Sunday, 18 November 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

It's December 1!

I mean, fuck learning how to win at poker...what shirt am I gonna wear??

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 November 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

exactly.

estela, Sunday, 18 November 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

Thankfully, I have an ACE (that's a poker term, son) up my sleeve: http://www.billfillmaff.com/

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 November 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

What is the state-sponsored beer of SA? I know XXXX=QL, Toohey's=NSW, and VB=V.

How much money is going in the pot? Is it straight Hold 'Em, or are you all going to do that schmancy "Five-card draw, deuces wild, low Chicago takes half the pot."?

As far as the shirt is concerned, I wouldn't suggest anything with flames, dice, or cards. Might be a little too strong for those queers you're playing with.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 18 November 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

wear the Muse-guy shirt, estie.

gr8080, Sunday, 18 November 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

xpost they wuv their Coopers.

W4LTER, Sunday, 18 November 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

I hope you have fun at poker, Estie! Take 'em for all they're worth!!

roxymuzak, Sunday, 18 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

PP, the SA state-sponsored beer is Coopers Pale. Coopers Sparkling is more than allowed because it shows you have an "appreciation" for Coopers. Coopers Dark is great in winter, imho. Note that these are ALES because we're better than those tasteless Easterners. That said, someone brought around a 6-pack of that Coopers Lager to my Halloween party.

That said, if you're a dead-set bogan, West End is your SA state-sponsored beer. If you're weird, then it's Southawk (who make a dreadful Pale Ale but a nice wheat beer).

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

Also, why do so many guys my age drink Tooheys Extra Dry? It's so BLAND. It's Tooheys Old or nothing Tooheys, lads.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, I was saying on ILTRMB borrd that i hate that shit.

Also: I enjoy VB.

W4LTER, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

I've not even heard of Southawk tbh.

W4LTER, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

Southwark

W4LTER, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

should you wear a head covering when you play poker. also what about shady eye glasses.

estela, Monday, 19 November 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

Southawk, Southwark, whatever, it sucks, son.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 November 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

also what about shady eye glasses.

aviator glasses ftw

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 November 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

I had to google it, I posted it so I didn't look like an Au5 b33r n00b

W4LTER, Monday, 19 November 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

Heh, you have to be l33t to even know what Southwark is let alone spell it.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 November 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.funshop.com/images/fs_dealervisor_l.jpg

This would also be appropriate.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)


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