adventures in over eating

in chronological order. all times approximate.

6:30pm: fish & chips
8:30-10pm: two bottles indian brown ale
11:30pm: corn dog
11:35pm: bangers & mash
12midnight: 1 pint sixpoint righteous rye ale
12:40am: pulled pork sandwich accidentally drenched in intensely spicy chipotle sauce (thought i was pouring bbq sauce oops!)

END RESULT: I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING 2 PUKE A RIVER OF PURE PORK.

not from like, the booze or anything, just cuz i'm pretty sure my stomach is overflowing :(

whoa dude

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KRO-Ks3buBg/SDDXQ5EveVI/AAAAAAAAACc/HtI9U-VXXYQ/s400/potbelly.jpg

zizek really let himself go

lol

you guys

i have a problem

do u want me to chronicle what happened last night, prolly not

well . . . yeah, of course

what happened surm?

ugh ok here goes:
9am: half bagel, cream cheese. fine.

1pm: big salad, little pasta. some pita bread. ok.

9pm: delicious salad with avocado.

1am: (get ready for it)
3 pieces of toast with cream cheese
a big bowl of cereal
the rest of the pasta
and cool ranch doritos

...

Were you stoned?

semi

lol

figured

lol

i think part of the thing is that i don't usually stay up til 2

i was just like ... there is no way

that i am not eating this toast

<3

:)

Carbs are the best for late night munchies iirc

but then again they're sort of the best just generally

this isn't something i do that often but yesterday i had two croissants, a large latte w/ five sugars, sirloin steak w/ egg and chips, half an apple strudel, a 500m tub of pistachio ice cream, 1/4 bottle of whisky, few glasses of claret, three bowls of special k w/ full cream milk, then a whole packet of water biscuits after midnight cuz i was still hungry

/500ml

damn

damn dude! what are we on death row here you and i

Effects of having a cold and getting stoned last night:

7pm - 400g of spiced chicken wings.
11:30pm - a seafood bouillabaisse with scallops, prawns etc.

could have eaten more tbh it felt like.

a lot of this is because i'd been to Waitrose and they put drastic reducations on food that's going off. I really wanted the spicy chicken wings when I got home but the missus is at Glasto so I ate them all. Then late at night I remembered the seafood thing would go off the next day and it had been reduced to £3.49 from £5, so I was like - well, of course I have to eat it, right? I ate that sucker with a granary roll.

this isn't something i do that often but yesterday i had two croissants, a large latte w/ five sugars, sirloin steak w/ egg and chips, half an apple strudel, a 500m tub of pistachio ice cream, 1/4 bottle of whisky, few glasses of claret, three bowls of special k w/ full cream milk, then a whole packet of water biscuits after midnight cuz i was still hungry

― tipper gore (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:02 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Is it Boxing Day where you live?

i'm really glad i have friends in this quandary today you all

cuz i woke up feeling like i need to write in to maury

i was like i don't think normal people have a full day's worth of meals in the middle of the night

It's OK Surm. I think that sometimes it just happens.

I ate way too much pizza last night. I feel p gross this morning as a result. It was sooo good though.

nah i think it's quite common and there's nothing wrong, so long as you don't make a habit of it

thank you, that really does make me feel better

E can we have pizza details please

pizza is so good.

you might have an immensely satisfying ante meridian b.m., surm.

you can sing the song from oklahoma while you shet:

morning has broooooooooken, like the first moooooooorning *plop*
blackbird has spooooooooooken, like the first biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird *plop*
Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven *sploosh*
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass *splat*

that song is from OKLAHOMA?!?!

Pizza is so good. I think that it's probably my favorite food. I mean it's cheese and bread which are two of the best things ever. God. I really love pizza.

It was a Sicilian pie which I don't usually go for but from this one place it's just delicious. I was slightly hungover and just needed the doughy goodness. It was totally worth it.

Morning has broken isn't from Oklahoma. Well, it could be in Oklahoma for all I know because I've never seen it but it's an old Christian hymn that was made popular by Cat Stevens.

Carbohydrate snack foods leave me unsatisfied, sadly. I wish protein-y savory snacks were easier to keep around without them going off, but there's only so much beef jerky one can gnaw in a day...although that reminds me that I had a lot of home-smoked jerky in MI from the local smokehouse. That was an over-eating day for sure.

for a good protein snack try some dried squid... serious. dipped in msg powder to make you keep eating

don't eat in a place where you have to work with other people tho

parma ham? lasts for about six weeks as long as its sealed

Erica! That's what I thought! We used to sing it in school (all girls Catholic gradeschool) and then I heard the Cat Stevens version at some point in middle school and was like OMG it's a real song. I couldn't believe it was originally from Oklahoma. Phew.

Laurel you can always eat cheese.

I like to eat salami or bresaola wrapped in basil when I get the hungries for something salty/savory.

I had a large-ish chunk of extremely sharp cheddar last night for dinner, so Lechera otm.

pistachios are good for late night protein

crackers with anchovies are good too

I like to eat cheddar before bed. It gives me weird dreams.

If the breakfast baguette didn't exist, I think pizza would be the answer to this thread: last meal

corey OTM about cheese.

I have such a savory tooth, but only occasionally crave sweet things, and even then it's usually chocolate

me too generally except I have this weird thing where if I wake up after a nap or in the middle of the night I always want something sweet

dreams of the cheddar fiend

3 pieces of toast with cream cheese
a big bowl of cereal
the rest of the pasta
and cool ranch doritos

...

― j lol (surm), Friday, June 24, 2011 9:56 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

this is meant with the greatest of affection, surm, but this kind of sounds like alicia silverstone's "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice" line in Clueless. it doesn't seem like a crazy amount of food to me! i am kind of a pig, i guess.

Pizza + added toppings + duvet on the sofa + first ep of game of thrones = being ill isn't so bad.

i love special k and was largely negligent of its 'health conscious' reputation until they started covering the packets in weightloss related competitions/advice/pictures of svelte 37 yr old women in red dresses

haha yeah it is kind of tasty iirc