Brought home crossword from local paper and challenged me to complete it, saying he had given up. After I finished it, complained that the crossword "always uses stupid words like 'bedeck.'"
"When was the last time you bedecked anything?"
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
Went ahead and assumed I would cook his dinner.
Is there a sphere in which this behavior is acceptable?
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)
do you usually cook his dinner?
― gr8080, Thursday, 29 November 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)
i once had a roommate who, in his underwear (briefs), held an entire conversation with me while his left ball was hanging out. what do you even say in this situation?
― Brigadier Pudding, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
nice ball bro
― chaki, Thursday, 29 November 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.mixtapesone.com/images/clothes/ballin/ballin800.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
Sometimes I cook for both of us. This clearly was not the case in this situation.
Just now, watching football:
"You stupid fuckin'...shit, I almost said something racist. But I didn't! Hey, my friend ____ called me racist in a text earlier. I don't get that."
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)
u gonna turn him into a pumpkin?
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)
"man, i LOVE chris tucker"
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
I've never used the word "bedeck" in a sentence (until now.)
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
not the point
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Monday, 31 December 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
gets drunk/high and makes "hilarious" prank calls to his friends while looking me in the eye
ugh
― youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
sounds like a bro.
― gr8080, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
"Do you have to see a special barber.....because you have curly hair?"
― Bad gal, war child, bookworm, Sierra Leone activist cat (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha
― harbl, Saturday, 7 November 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
oh noes
― mark cl, Saturday, 7 November 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
O_O
― ^ jon lovitz harmonica solo around 1:30 (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 November 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)
i dont have to deal with roommates anymore but today i walked in on my bf's roommate while she was peeing - she had left the door cracked - and she screamed "HEY!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i was like "sorry" and bailed and shut the door but it kinda came open like an inch, imo the way she had it exactly, and in the bitchiest voice ever she was like "SHUT the DOOR!!!! goddddd"
>:o
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 November 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)
ppl should learn to lock a door imo
― tehresa, Sunday, 8 November 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)
shes such an ass. i ran back to bf's room and tattled on her and he was like "god, did she have her feet on a stool?" apparently she never locks the door and gets walked in on all the time, and sometimes she rests her feet on a stool while shitting, most disgusting savage ever afaik
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 November 2009 06:23 (sixteen years ago)
imo anyone who leaves the door open while peeing WANTS someone to walk in on them
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Sunday, 8 November 2009 06:27 (sixteen years ago)
^^
― Bad gal, war child, bookworm, Sierra Leone activist cat (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:21 (sixteen years ago)
i forgot this thread, i should have logged "teen lyfe" here
ps teen lyfe moved back in downstairs
― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
scene 1: "i really appreciate that you're trying to extend an olive branch to [roommate x] here"scene 2: "hey [roommate x] why are you being so divisive and combative all the time, would you stop"
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)