"My granddaughter is a grandma!"

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a tribute to families who breed like houseflies and pretty much live forever.

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rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

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rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

would hula with

abby, Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2133/16nov09waitech2.jpg

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

^ would conga with

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

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great-great-great grandma!

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

one time in the baltimore sun i read about a local 54-yr-old great-grandma so i bet great-great and possibly great-great-great were still around

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

these kind of things are what local newspaper "lifestyle" columnists live for.

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4039/k490d1.jpg

one of these dogs is the great-great grandma of another one of these dogs. not sure which.

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2009 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

haha it wasn't a lifestyle thing, it was about something bad that happened but i can't remember what

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

inheritance dispute

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Sunday, 20 December 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

In that v first pic the baby and great great gramma have the same facial expression.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Sunday, 20 December 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

inheritance dispute

what inheritance, tho?

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

they def didn't have an inheritance

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

hard to have an inheritance when nobody ever dies, i mean

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 10:04 (fifteen years ago)

it's hard to crack an innocent funny these days ;_;

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 December 2009 10:06 (fifteen years ago)

aw man, now i gotta make a joke about innocent crack. you are just bad news and i don't think i wanna hang round with you any more.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7936/87333431.jpg

there's gotta be some crazy voodoo shit going on in a family where grandad and great-grandad and great-great-grandad look like they could all be brothers (and the baby is Jesus?)

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 14 January 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)

Those six generations are killing me, especially since I assume that the grandmother is around my age.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 January 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

for a second there I thought you meant that the great-great-great grandmother was around your age, and I was about to congratulate your for having a remarkably sharp mind.

a couple of my great-great-great grandparents would've been around 175 years old if they'd been alive when I was born, so I'm thankful that I never got a chance to sit for a photo with them.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

When he was born, my father had a grandmother who was only 35.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

ooh, that's freaky. my family doesn't procreate at anywhere near that rate, unless you count some distant cousins in rural Ohio who all seem to have babies at age 19.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I've pretty much slowed it down. If my descendants reproduce at the rate I did, I should be meeting my great-great-grandchild sometime around my 132nd birthday.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

This is all extremely common on my mother's side, plus my mother's side has the genepool that lives into their 90s/100s. Even my grandmother who was in sick health for most of her life (complications from being born 3 months premature in semi-rural MS during the great depression) lived into her late 70s. And of course her mother outlived her.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

xpost - I guess the irony of having a longer lifespan (compared to, say, 60 years ago) is that people are waiting longer to have kids, so a lot of gen x'ers have less of a chance of living to see their great-grandchildren than did their own great-grandparents, who dropped dead at age 65 but made up for that by breeding like f-ing houseflies.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 14 January 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

It's like the human race finally realized that great-great grandchildren are nothing but assholes.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

haha

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/09/04/0_SIX_GENERATIONS.ART_ART_09-04-08_A1_9SB7LFL.html

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Saturday, 15 January 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://christchurchcitylibraries.com/Heritage/Photos/Disc15/IMG0065.jpg

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

On a related note, this is President John Tyler's grandson, taken in 2006:

http://www.cherryblossomfest.com/images/2006_LyonTyler_JudyLewisBreakfast.jpg

(There's also another Tyler grandson still alive.)

http://tinyurl.com/0-0-vvv-7 (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 15 January 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

crazy

flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

woah that is pretty wild.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)


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